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Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty
Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm
Keith: is something burning?
Lance: only my desire for you
Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire
Keith: is something burning?
Lance: only my desire for you
Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire
• Lance has some serious problems with Keith’s wardrobe. -He has tried to burn Keith’s jacket on more than one occasion. -”But guys it just??? it just covers his arms??? what’s even the point????”
• Keith has banned dates in the Red Lion because she wouldn’t stop snickering and giving them weird kinky suggestions
• Keith is the blanket hog, Lance is the sprawler. (honestly, how can just one person take up so much space?)
• “Wake up, sleeping beauty! For I am thine prince, and the curse has been lifted!” “Oh my god Lance get off your breath is slowly killing me” “I SAID the curse iS LIFTED” “STOP IT LANCE YOUR BREATH”
• Keith trying to speak spanish to Lance
• Keith failing miserably at speaking spanish to Lance. -”Uhhhh... teh emo?” “Yes, Keith, we all know you’re the Emo around here”
• “WHAT’RE THOOOOOOOOSSEE!” “those are my crocs, Lance. fuck off.”
• Lance learning an alien instrument to serenade Keith
• the first time Lance slept over, they stayed up telling dumb stories, bickering and laughing until Lance slowly dozed off, his head in Keith’s lap. -needless to say, Keith didn’t sleep. He spent the night grinning like an idiot and carefully, gently stroking Lance’s hair. -the morning was spent in each other’s arms, limbs wrapped loosely around each other, exchanging lazy kisses for what seemed like a blissful eternity. -then Hunk walked in to wake them up for breakfast -Pidge spent the rest of the day pointing out Keith’s dark circles and Lance’s mussed up hair, loudly musing over what they might’ve been up to