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Lance: I've been trying to be more positive recently, so I made this journal full of things that I think are beautiful!
Pidge: ...
Pidge: its literally just pictures of Keith's ass
Lance: AND YOUR POINT IS?!?
• Lance has some serious problems with Keith’s wardrobe. -He has tried to burn Keith’s jacket on more than one occasion. -”But guys it just??? it just covers his arms??? what’s even the point????”
• Keith has banned dates in the Red Lion because she wouldn’t stop snickering and giving them weird kinky suggestions
• Keith is the blanket hog, Lance is the sprawler. (honestly, how can just one person take up so much space?)
• “Wake up, sleeping beauty! For I am thine prince, and the curse has been lifted!” “Oh my god Lance get off your breath is slowly killing me” “I SAID the curse iS LIFTED” “STOP IT LANCE YOUR BREATH”
• Keith trying to speak spanish to Lance
• Keith failing miserably at speaking spanish to Lance. -”Uhhhh... teh emo?” “Yes, Keith, we all know you’re the Emo around here”
• “WHAT’RE THOOOOOOOOSSEE!” “those are my crocs, Lance. fuck off.”
• Lance learning an alien instrument to serenade Keith
• the first time Lance slept over, they stayed up telling dumb stories, bickering and laughing until Lance slowly dozed off, his head in Keith’s lap. -needless to say, Keith didn’t sleep. He spent the night grinning like an idiot and carefully, gently stroking Lance’s hair. -the morning was spent in each other’s arms, limbs wrapped loosely around each other, exchanging lazy kisses for what seemed like a blissful eternity. -then Hunk walked in to wake them up for breakfast -Pidge spent the rest of the day pointing out Keith’s dark circles and Lance’s mussed up hair, loudly musing over what they might’ve been up to
Happy birthday Voltron! 🎉🎉🎉In honor of this very special day, here are some lance headcanons!!!
•He loved hanging out with his sisters back home -They would paint his nails (pink with glitter, obviously) and tease him about his obvious crush on the cute boy next door -He got really good at braiding hair and always stole their croptops
•Never play soccer against him he will own your ass
•The only things he can cook are toast and some vague, incredibly complicated family recipies. -But if he tries to make something from a cookbook or a box there is a 98.9% chance of everything exploding
•He uses the most outdated memes and evreyone on the team is just. so done. -”O SHIT WADDUP” “Did I mention I hate you.”
•Jokes “I’d die for you” -is never actually joking
•He always sits in the weirdest position ever like the rest of the team’s sitting all nice and proper in their chairs and thERES LANCE LAYING ON HIS CHAIR WITH HIS FEET OVER THE TOP OR SOME SHIT AND I
•Because he had to share a bed with like three of his siblings, he sleeps stick-straight or curled up, always careful to make sure no one get pushed out -The rest of the team, though…
•He wolf whistles at everyone on the team, but only when they’re doing something supremely unattractive
•once he caught Keith picking his nose and the whistle scared him so much he punctured his nose with his fingernail and Lance will never let him live it down
•He’s been known to sing acapella covers of Toxic in the shower
•Gets a papercut: OH GOD THE PAIN THE PAIN I’M DYING THIS WOUND SHALL BE MY LAST TELL MY MAMA I LOVE HER SWEET LORD MY FLAWLESS COMPLEXION IT’S FOREVER RUINED I CAN’T GO ON I-
Is actually wounded: Oh this? Heh, don’t worry about it I’ll be fine.
yeah i just love this perfect boi okay Open for requests! Voltron, Steven Universe, Yuri!!! on Ice, Haikyuu, probably more…….. i’m so alone
Pidge is such a wild card when it comes to... pretty much everything, really. Some days she’ll be rocking flannels and snapbacks like the hardcore lesbian bby she is. But then the next thing you know it’s a spinny green dress and heels. You never know what to expect, but she completely owns everything she wears.
Shiro, on the other hand, always seems to be wearing jeans and a T-shirt. Once in a blue moon you’ll get a button down or a black varsity jacket/sweater but he’ll only ever change up his style if Allura forces him.
Keith is a beanies and flannels and bomber jackets kind of guy because he’s suCH A HIPSTER UGH. But he’s also such emo trash i mean can we get some skinny jeans and MCR tees? he’s still not over them breaking up
Hunk doesn’t really have a style, it’s more like whatever feels the best that day is what he’ll wear. He loves big cozy sweaters and tank tops and hoodies, hoodies galore. He likes puffy vests, cargo shorts and he refuses to go anywhere without his hairband/wrap/tie thing. Only Lance has ever seen him without it.
Lance is slightly obsessed with snapbacks and routinely steals them from Pidge, to her everlasting annoyance. He typically wears shorts or jeans and one of those sleeveless muscle tees, but you bet your sweet ass if you give this boy some booty shorts he will pop and lock it like nobody’s buisness. also croptops
•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’
•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect
•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.
•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.
These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.
•He physically cannot sleep in -it’s 6 AM and he’s ready to go -he’s probably working out tbh
•Speaking of which dis boi is just McFrickin ripped?!!!???! -no chub here I mean his muscles have muscles amiright -Lance once tried to use him as a pillow and was sorely disappointed.
•CANNOT COOK -scrambled eggs, toast and rice is as good as it gets w/ this boi -once he and Keith tried to bake a cake for Lance’s birthday and nearly burned down the castle -they had to endure a massive scolding from Space Mom Allura.
•He’s trying so hard to be a Real Adult™️but he’s just so confused?!?? All the time??!!?!? -“What’s happening? Where’s my gun? Wait, do I have a gun!? Is Keith the left arm or the right arm? Who are we fighting? Where are they?!!!?? Hunk is. A leg right..”
•*voltron is attacked* Shiro! What do we do?! -Shiro: Alright, stay calm everyone! We got this. -Shiro internally: *high pitched screaming*
•He’s actually not sure how he’s still alive without coffee
•Whenever he gets a bit overwhelmed he goes to Coran for Adulting advice. -some weird conversations have happened here -Coran once tried to give him The Talk™️ and Shiro backed out of that one real fast.
Hope you liked these! Plz request! I’m so alone
•Sleep? What is this sleep? Pidge knows not if it. -honestly tho she’ll be up till 1 AM on her computer and just nod off with the program still running -in the morning she’ll wake up with the keys imprinted into her face
•Whatever you do, NEVER INSULT HER HEIGHT she will huRT YOU -once Lance asked ‘how the weather was down there’ and she gave him the most painful uppercut in recorded history -his tongue was swollen for a week
•Tries to art -can’t art -goes to Hunk for comfort and food
•she’ll start humming at the most random times -and it fits right in with her music taste -by which I mean it’s just literally anything -Arctic Monkeys? Check. Britney Spears? Check. The Narwhal song 10 hours version? Check.
•She really misses her mom’s baking -one time Hunk made her peanut butter cookies and she nearly cried -but when he asked her if she was crying she smacked him with a cookie and told him to not ask stupid questions.
(where did he get the peanut buttter?! IDK maybe the space mall?)
•She’s so freaking gay I just?!?!! Marry me?! -*sees girl* -*quivers softly* holy shit
•Sarcasm Goddess™️ -“that girl was just aaaalll over me” -“what’s is it again, Lance? 38 rejections?”
I know some people prefer to think of Pidge as a guy or non binary, but I headcanon her as female (trans or not, it’s up to you) Please don’t hate! My ask box is open! Feel free to request headcanons for certain people, ships, AUs, etc.
• So we all know Lance is rly homesick, right? But he's also ashamed of where he comes from. -he's just a poor boy from Cuba; all he really had was his family and a dream of going to the Space Academy -and he left both of those behind. •All he really wants is for his jokes to be funny, for someone to laugh genuinely at them -and not at him. •He's sick of being compared to Keith. He knows that Keith is a better pilot, better warrior, better paladin, and everyone just has to keep reminding him. -he'll brush it off, laugh, but he has to bite his tongue to keep from screaming that he knows, he knows, so can they shut up already? •He's not good enough. It's obvious, isn't it? He's the fifth wheel, the odd one out. Everyone else has a thing, their thing- Shiro is the fearless leader, always calm and collected, ready for every situation. Pidge is the genius, insanely smart, always hacking and building and collecting data. Hunk is the mechanic, the strong, kind force holding the group together. And Keith is the pilot, the academy prodigy, fast and daring and mysterious. But Lance... what can he do but crack dumb jokes and hit on aliens? He's nothing. A nobody. He's not even worth it. That gun of his has looked pretty appealing more than a few times.
My heart is currently at the mercy of these two cinnamon rolls so here have some fluffy Klance headcanons
・ Keith has some light bouts of insomnia, so sometimes Lance will wake up at 3 AM to find him staring out the window and muttering to himself. - Lance always complains about how it ‘disturbs his beauty sleep’, but he actually kinda likes being able to force more cuddles out of Keith -And once and a while they’ll have these crazy midnight talks about everything and anything like honestly it’ll go from wondering what the Galra’s real motives are to laughing until their lungs hurt over a knock knock joke.
・ Lance is typically the flirty/overly sexual one, right? But if keith so much as holds his hand he turns into a blushing, nervous mess. -It’s honestly so freaking adorable
・ Keih has to literally drag lance out of bed in the mornings -But if he’s lucky Lance’ll be coherent enough to pull him down for a lil kissy (or two. or ten.)
・ Lance never forgets a single anniversary. Ever. -He keeps track of how many months, weeks, days, and even hours they’ve been together and can recite it on the spot. -Keith kinda likes it, but at the same time is just a little wierded out. ・ One time an alien flirted with Keith and because he was really confused??? he kind of flirted back -BUT LANCE practically threw himself between them and began the sassiest showdown ever (finger snapping definitely involved) -because keith is HIS boyfriend and no one is ever going to take that away. nuh uh. no one. -(if an alien tried to flirt with Lance, Keith would probably just grab him, kiss him hard, and walk away) (Lance would probably faint)
・ Keith tries rly hard to be romantic and will buy Lance flowers and his favorite chocolates whenever possible -but he’s always stuttering and bright red whenever he gives them to Lance and of course he gets teased about it for ages -In the middle of space this might be kinda hard to buy chocolates but idk AUs are great use yo brains
these bois tho help plz
Any ideas? suggestion? My ask box is open!