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Wild: What’s 5 x 2, come on give it your best shot.
Wind raising his hand:
Wild: Wind?
Wind: 12?
Wild: Okay lets get an answer from someone who is not a dumbass.
Hyrule raising his hand: 7!!
Wild: not you either.
Four eyes purple, raises his hand: what are the weather conditions at the time this problem needs to be completed?
Time in the back whispering to Twilight: wait its not 12?
Wild sick and tired: I give up.
BONUS:
Sky: snoring loudly
Legend: counting on his hands confused.
Warriors: facepalming Oh my Hylia. I'm surrounded by idiots.
Four: You seriously believe that having more rupees automatically brings you happiness?
Wild: No, but it also doesn’t automatically depress me either.
Four shrugging: fair enough.
Legend: See, may Hylia forgive you, because I sure as heck won’t.
Legend: Actually, screw Hylia. She’s next.
Warriors standing in the background menacingly;
The yiga: *Starts sweating* WHO EVEN ARE YOU GUYS?!?
sky, kindly: now, why don't you tell us why you're here, hmm? i'm sure we can come to an arrangement.
time, darkly, hand on his sword: we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. no points for guessing which one you'll enjoy more.
hyrule, clearly out of his depth but trying to look tough: yeah... tell us why you want to, uh, kill wild!
the yiga footsoldier, tied to a chair, very confused: ...
Guard: Could you at least remove the sword? Weapons are forbidden.
Wind: *grumpily* puts his sword down.
Warriors: And the hidden daggers?
Wind: But what if I need them?
*Time giving him the disappointed dad stare*
Wind: Ughhh fine.
Wind: *takes a dagger out of a secret compartment in his tunic. Then another in his hair. Takes off his boot and shakes it, a couple daggers falls out and he shakes it again and a huge pile of daggers bigger than him forms from all the daggers in his shoe.*
Warriors: How did you even walk?!
Malon: See, the chain all share a braincell. Thankfully its Time, Sky, Twilight or Warriors (sometimes Four) who has it.
Four: Malon CODE GREEN CODE GREEN!
Malon: Oh No
Lullaby: What does code green mean?
Malon: Wild has the braincell
*linked universe modern au*
Four: What did you guys get for the homework. Specifically number five?
Wild without looking up: Blue.
Twilight: B.
Wind: 138.7 inches squared.
Legend: Abraham Lincoln.
Hyrule: There was a question five?
Warriors: I just drew a picture.
Sky: Wait we got homework???
Four glancing down to his homework where it clearly is a true or false question.
Time clearly face palming in the background.
Alternitvely:
Time the one who gave them different homework pages and smirking at the chaos
((The alternative version is from this post here!))
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"Guys, this is Olly"
"Wild, that is a stalhorse. Get away from that thing!"
"But he's a friend, say hello to him. And hurry up, it's half past 3"
Time facepalmed, his one good eye staring at where Hyrule was gently patting Olly gently, a confused expression on his face.
Legend to was groaning in a face palm. "Aren't those things monsters or something? The stable person said that it could eat the other horses when you tried to keep the last one."
"What do you mean? Why do we need to hurry?" Four asked simultaneously, looking into Olly's glowing eyes. "Also Wild had gotten more of these? When? And why have I never seen them before now??" Four's eyes widened and glimmered violet in the moonlight.
Wind was petting Olly, clearly not caring about danger. Sky and Twilight, however, stayed back.
"Well, you see..." Wild started before Olly collapsed in on himself.
Wind and Four instinctively jerked away, Time noticed Four's hand instantly go to his sword handle. Warriors watched quietly, not reacting much but a small stiffen of his muscles. Legend watched disinterestedly but his hand flashed to his bag for a quick second. Sky and Twilight stared not moving. Only Hyrule and Wild was unfazed. Time himself was a little unnerved as Olly started to break apart.
"That happens.." Wild said as he watched his friend crumple into purple dust to float away in the wind.
"Aww, but Olly!" Hyrule said slightly sad as he watched the nicest (In Hyrule's opinion) monster fade away into the wind.
"Olly shall be missed on this day..."
Hyrule: What makes life so difficult?
Legend: People / Hylians
Legend: What am I allergic to?
Ravio: Pollen. And the full spectrum of human / hylian emotion.
hyrule-warriors (after Lu as I like to think) Wind: Finally! I'm the one who knows everything now! I know something everyone else doesn't! Also YES! I'm not the youngest anymore! Ahahaha! Pre-lu Warriors: What do you think he's talking about squirt? pre-lu Time (or Mask): I have no clue at all.
This is now a fic!
Wind: Life is like a game of chess... Four: You can't play chess. Wind: ...Checkers? Legend: How do you even know what that is? You don't even have it in your time!
Four: Ha, that person over there thought I was a kid. Four: wait a minute, that's Warriors. Four: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
Wind: I’m a pirate! The ocean itself fears my wrath! I killed Ganondorf when I was on my very first quest!
Legend: Yada yada. Yes you’re so scary but its time to SLEEP. Please go to sleep otherwise Time kills me!
Wild: okay, so which one of you want to go next?
Legend: I’m sorry. What?
Wind: MEEEE!!! *Hops off the cliff and glides with the leaf*
Four: I’m just going to…
*Leaves, runs into Wild, splits, argues with Wild and himself, has mental breakdown, agrues again with Wind and Legend*
Four: Yeah… that… that happened…
Wild, *singing*: Someone made my best friend die. Do da, Do da. *Dink shivering as Wild points a bow at him* Wild, *still singing*: That someone is going to die!
Wind: *LOUD SWEARING INTENSFIES*
Sky: Ah man, That really ruffles my feathers
Time: One does not simply swear.
Legend: does it look like I give a FU-
Wild: Swearing? Whats that?
Hyrule: I do not understand this.. thing.
Four: *peace signs outta here with no consistency*
Twilight: I grew up with kids thanks but no.
Demise: There is only one thing worse than a hero.
Demise: Bam.
All the Ganons: A child.
Vaati: Well I mean technically yeah…
Demise: NO-
Blue: I don’t have brothers.
Red and Green: Then what are we to you?!?
Vio, joining in with Blue: Headaches.
Wild: I’m not that stupid!
Twilight: Wild, You litterally ate wax from a babybel.
Wild: HYRULE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
*just a random afternoon*
Wild: If one truly thinks about it, Water is the source of all life…
Hyrule: REALLY?!
Legend: Did you really not know this?!
Wild: Sooo, please don’t get mad…
Wild: *Shows broken sword*
Four: I don’t know whether is beat you or just break down crying… maybe both?
Red: I’m going to do something scandalous. Forbidden! I will probably get put into jail for this…
Green: What is it? I am quite intrigued now.
Red: I’m going to wear my socks inside out…
Green:
Wild: I want a fire rod. Four: You're going to start a forest fire aren't you? Wild: nnnoo, what makes you say that?