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Linked Universe Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
(Tw: Arson)
Wild: Boy? Girl?
Wild: I identify as a menace!
Wild: my pronouns are I’m/going/to/commit/arson
Bonus:
Wild: Am I a boy? A girl?
Wild: You fool! I identify as a pissed!
Wild *pulls out a sword*: My pronouns are you/better/start/running.
Dink: 👁️👄👁️
Wild: The risk I took was carefully calculated…
Twilight: WE ALMOST DIED!
Wild: I never said I was good at math.
Also Wild:
Wind *aggressive pulls out sword*: Oh no! Its Dink!
Wild: THROW THE CHEESE!
How to get Wild’s attention
Twi: your muscles are a lot like cheese-
Wild: someone say cheese?!
*all the other fandom links follow:
Vaati crying: PLEASE STOP IT
Idk if Vaati will ever be in Linked Universe but i can’t get this image out of my head.
I feel like he’d just quit on the spot.
*Kinda modern au*
Legend: Shutup, your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos.
Warriors: You take that back.-
Bonus:
Malon facepalming: You absolute idiots.
Legend: DANGIT WILD-
Wild: It wasn’t, me for once.
Legend: Oh sorry, habit. Dammit Wind.
Wind: Not me either.
Legend: Oh… Then who set the house on fire?
Hyrule: *Whistling*
Warriors: This snow got me feeling some type odd way.
Legend: That’s hypothermia.
Warriors: Dang, Hyrule told me it was the magic of Christmas.
Green: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Red: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great!
Green: not when you’re playing with Vio. They put in words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog”.
*Modern au*
Time: Hello Mcdonalds. I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
Twilight: or you know… cutting something.
Wind: Or if there’s a fight!
Wild: Don’t play around with knives
Wild: Unless you're recording it on youtube for, like, thousands of views. In that case….
Red: See, they told me I could be anything-
Wild Finishing Red’s sentence: So I chose to be a menace!!
Cuts out to show Both of them surrounded by fire and wielding fire rods
*Kind of Modern lu au*
Legend holding up a water bottle: You see this water bottle? The amount of water in there is how much I care.
Wind: There’s no water in there though…
Legend: I know.
Dink/Dark Link: so your weapon of choice is philosophy
Legend: yeah, philosophy, and also this sword! pulls out a sword
Warriors: I'm sorry, your prepeeling your fruit??? who does that even??
Legend: oh you haven't yet? Oh Ravio and I have already prepeeled our fruit.
Ravio offscreen: I prepeeled them last year!
Legend nodding: I actually just prepeeled our grapes.
Warriors blinking slowly: I'm sorry, you prepeel grapes?!
Legedn and Ravio: You don't?!
Four: Now thats unpeelable.
Sky: See, you gotta stay positive, even in the worst of times!
Hyrule, joining in: I agree with that statement.
Warriors: How are you so positive while we’re going to be sacrificed??
Four after being made fun of how short he is: So, you've chosen death.
Sky: Wake me up-
Wild: Before you go go
Hyrule: When September ends
Legend: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Sky: -after all this.. Are, are you guys all okay?
Alt version: (alt inspired from comments)
Sky: Wake me up-
Wild: Before you go go.
Hyrule: When September ends.
Legend: WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
Sky: -when this is all over. Wrong songs guys.
*Modern au*
Hyrule: When will Ted himself... Finally show up to the talk?
Wind: The final boss.
Four: You guys do realize that TEDtalks stand for technology, entertainment, and design talks right?
Wild: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
*modern au, the chain work in a restaurant*
Rude customer: what can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs and fat free?
Legend: Water.
Four: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Wild: We could attack them with hummus.
Four: I stand corrected.
Wild shrugging: Just keeping things in perspective.
Four: Actually, that’s fair. Sometimes I remember that I was split and had to deal with me, myself and I.
Legend: You don’t want to get me started.
Time: The moon has a face.
Warriors: What weird thoughts keep you up at night?
Sky: Some people put milk before the cereal.
Wind: That one time I fell off my boat while trying to catch a bug.
Hyrule: What if my blue is someone else’s red?
Twilight: I’ll never see Midna again.
Wild: Almost everyone I ever knew died and my Hyrule fell because I couldn’t defeat Ganon the first time.
Four:
Four: Wtf
Wild: Also that one weird horse god that threatens to kill me sometimes.
Time: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Twilight: Oh, we've had worse.
Wild and Wind causing chaos, Legend and Warriors arguing, Twilight and Sky trying to stop everyone. Four watching the chaos with a deadpan expression Time turns to look at the camera like in the office: Now you see this? This is what I have to deal with.
Four, later, to the same camera: Don't tell anyone, but Time and I started the chaos. Hyrule spotted us and, like a smart man, chose to record it for us.
Wind: You know what to say!
Four deadpan: Y'aint the boss of me.
Twilight crying tiny little tears: I'm so proud
Legend: you see, here I was. Expecting another normal Tuesday, and then you come walking in here. Now you say that we have a quest? Jeez, can't take a break in Hyrule.
Wild: It’s not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You’ve got to admit though, fire is fascinating…
*Wild later*: And thats how Warriors tragically lost his life. He will be missed.
Warriors: I’m not dead quit it!
*Wind sadly*: sometimes I still hear his voice
Or an Alternative end:
*Warriors being attacked* *scratch tape*
Warriors: Yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well…
Wind, running into camp: gUYS!!
*Holds up a cucco with pink feathers wearing a blue cap* Legend's been turned into a cucco!!!
Cucco!Legend: *grumpy birb noises*
Everyone except Sky: *horrified gasps*
Four: How the fuck?
Warriors: Don't you mean "How the Cluck?"
Everyone: ...
Warriors: *attacked by Cucco!Legend*
Ravio: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Legend: On this moment or just my life in general?
Green: you know you have more weapons then your fire rod right?
Red: And what is your point, hylian in fire rod distance?
Green: Don’t you think we’re missing something here..?
Red: Teamwork? Cohesion? A general sense of what we’re doing?
Vio: We left the bomb behind…
Red: Oh yeah, that too…
Blue: Who. The. Fuck. Dropped. The bomb?!