Luche Lazarus - Blog Posts

Dia has a soul that hangs around her named Celestine. She knows about Ardyn but won't tell anyone. Celisms

Tredd: *shows Dia a dick pic* Like what you see babe?

Cel: tell him it's too small and to zoom in.

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Ardyn: It's such a pleasure to see you again my dear Diana

Cel: This is why you're still single. You have an unhealthy obsession with younger people.

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Cel: While you were passed out drunk, I possessed your body, kissed Ignis, punched Tredd in the throat, told Luche where he can shove his rules, called Cor daddy and bought Gladio a "choking hazard" shirt. That will be arriving in three days. So I hope you learned your lesson about not over doing it at a social event. By the way Cor has been calling you for thirty minutes now.