Markipler Egos - Blog Posts

I don't think I've ever seen any art of Wilford genuinely ticked off. It's always been art of him being his normal crazy self.... but what if one day he finally snapped?

Dark vs. Anti... no interruptions.

I think I’m allowed to say that I

love all of them equally and they are my adopted children...

Hey guys it’s been awhile...

Me and my dad finished the edge of sleep. Neither of us are the biggest horror fans (me in particular being kinda squeamish) but oh boy, we enjoyed it so much.

I actually got a little teary by episode 5, but the ending shot for episode 6? That scratched some part of my brain I loved it to bits.

The changes weren't bad and I'm glad it's not a 1:1 with the podcast too, and it's interesting to see certain things visualized a certain way in the show. Also Dave, Matteo, Linda, and Katie? Love them.

I'm in tears 😂

Day 324 of random Mark images

I was watching Danger In Fiction earlier and my big sister asked what I was watching and what it was about and I have never wanted to explain something with such confidence in my life

Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said

Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.

Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes

The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers

Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home

God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky

The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(

Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world

Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE

Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me

Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<

Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom😰

Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught

JJ: My brain isn't braining

Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen

Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time

Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*

JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/

Bonuses!!!!

Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<

Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house

Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*

Damien: I could treat him better smh😔

I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part😔😔😔😔😔

he twelve now

Hey so I spent 10 minutes on this wonderful digital drawing on Ibis Paint X for our wonderful bby boi Darkiplier 💖

uhm expect darkipooper hcs soon

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There's someone in the window 🫣

ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ˣ ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ⁿᵉᵘᵗᵘʳᵃˡ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜ ᵉˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵛ ⁱᵖˡⁱᵉʳ ᵉᵍᵒ ᵒᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢᵉᵉˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵖᵉᵖ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ⁱᵐ ᵍⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ˡᵒˡˢ

F͟e͟a͟t͟h͟e͟r͟s͟- Winged! Author× Gender Neutural Reader

ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ

Summary: You've noticed feathers only belonging to your lover scattered everywhere and you decide to find out why

TW: None

Notes: Author is called Ozzy(Yes I will be using this name unless I decide to change it lol)

They were everywhere.

Feathers. Everywhere.

You sighed as you scooped up a handful of tiny fluffy feathers and plopped them into a bag. This was the 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉 time today, why were there feathers everywhere? You hadn't the slightest clue. What you 𝒅𝒊𝒅 know was that every last feather belonged to your lover and it was time to find out why they were 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆.

You carefully opened the door to Ozzy's room. Careful not to startle him. It was mostly silent apart from the usual ruffle of wings.

"Hey Oz," you said as you made your way inside, placing the 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 bags of feathers on a nearby desk.

Ozzy spun around on his spinny-chair and faced you. Quickly eyeing the three bags, realising what this was about and slowly began to push himself back agaisnt the wall.

You knew moving too fast would scare him, but it was only way to catch him before he flapped himself off somewhere. You slowly began to move towards him, almost prowling, like a stalking cat, hunting prey.

"𝑂𝑧𝑧𝑦," you sighed, "Come on, it's okay. I just need to see what's going on."

Of course he wasnt listening. It was common for him to comepletely ignore another person. Casual Ozzy behaviour. Now wasn't the time. You needed to see what was going on. And it was clear Oz was worried about you finding out.

"Ozzy, please, I-" you were distracted by the very rapid shake of Ozzy's wings, causing feathers to drift off them, like dust in the air after it's blown off a surface.

"Ah. I see." Conclusion made. Mystery of the feathers solved. Case closed. Ozzy had missed grooming day. Again. It wasn't uncommon for this to happen. Too busy focused on writing to realise. It's only a problem when the wings start to bother him, then the ruffling-shaking commences and feathers go 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 everywhere.

You reached into your pocket, knowing you had that preening tool somewhere. You eventually found it. You lifted it into sight. A small, white object about the same size as the middle finger with width of the centre three fingers on the hand. Two curves were in the side, allowing for easy hand placement. Shaped almost similiar to a bird's beak.

"Ozzy, come on. It ain't gonna hurt you. All the bothering will vanish. You'll be fi-Yeah you ain't listening are you?"

No. The answer was no. Small unvolintary chirps of worry coming from your lover's mouth. That was the only noise you've heard from him so far.

Within seconds you had jumped straight for Ozzy, causing squawks and screeches of confusion and panic. Moments within your awsome leap of faith you'd already had him on the floor.

"You're getting those wings groomed wether you like it or not. Not that I need to say because I know you love it," You said. "If I let you go promise you wont flap away from me. I just need you to sit up so I can do this properly."

Ozzy had calmed down eventually. Taking in what was happening, nothing he could do to escape. He gave a deep sigh before responding,

"𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑒"

"Finally, you talked," you chuckle to yourself, letting Ozzy go so he could actually sit himself up. You held your grooming tool carefully and began to preen through your lover's feathers. Within seconds the purring had already started, only getting louder as the process continued. It wasn't long, only took a minute or two to finish.

"Ok, all done," you stated, patting Ozzy on the shoulder, smiling. He had melted completely on the bedside, purring loudly.

"Ok, I'll be back soon, hun. Love you."

His reply was submerged under his purring. You smiled again before leaving.

ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˡᵒᵃᵈ ⁱˢᵗᵍ

The Author HCS

{How does one change font colour on mobile help-}

📌His name is Ozzy

📌 Lil fangs. He chomp

📌 Music taste is all over the place. However he is a die-hard Sir-Mix-A-Lot fan to the end

📌 Half of his desk is just a number of different fidget toys

📌 Makes his own books. Litarally. Like designs the cover, glues the pages together, designs the page colours, ect

📌 Threw gender-norms out the window long ago so dont be alarmed if you walk in on him with one of those mini-skirts

📌 No idea what he is but ain't straight

📌 I like to think that he sounds like Fizzaroli out of Helluva Boss with Millie's(Also from Helluva Boss) accent.

📌 Totally bounces on his feet when he's excited

📌 The lights in his room are almost always off because really bright lights bother him. The only light is one of those pear-lamps on his desk.

📌 Totally collects random stuff like coins, rocks, buttons, ect

📌 Can mimic a ton of different animal noises which he totally doesnt use to his advantage

📌 Orange cat in black cat disguise

📌 The definition of >:)

📌 Ultimate Gossip Girlᵗᵐ

📌 Still has the bat from old times

📌 Likes to wander into the woods but gets lost like, halfway through wandering and just makes whistle noises until somebody finds him bc he doesnt have braincells

📌 Same thing with climbing trees. He's a pretty decent tree climber but has not the slightest idea how to get down. "Just come down the way you came up" Like he's gonna remember how he got up there in the first place smh😒

📌 Lowkey an animal whisperer

📌 Has these stuffed animals on his bed w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶h̶e̶t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶s̶l̶e̶e̶p̶s̶w̶i̶t̶h̶

📌 Loves anything to do with horror, mystery and science

📌 Suprisingly knows a ton-load abt space. "What's that thing up there?" "𝐎𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲" "The Andro-what now?"

📌 Knows the most randomest yet ominous facts ever, like bro will just randomly drop "Hey [Insert Ego Name] did you know our galaxy and hundreds of others are being pulled towards this thing called The Great Attractor in space and some theorise there's something pulling the Great Attractor too? Ok bye ^ ^" and then said ego is just stood there like ಠ_ಠ

📌 Knows a concerning amount of murder tatics.

📌 Cat person.

📌 Will die for a pack of strawberries

📌 Loves being snuggled but you didnt hear that from me 😉

📌 Bro is not a morning person, if weren't for Wilford waking everybody up, my dude would be out until 3pm

📌 Has one of those smiles which you can't decide wether it's nice or threatening

📌 Sometimes dozes off at his desk bc bro stays up tryna work on books every night

📌 Falling asleep on chair= absoloutley 𝑺 𝑶 𝑹 𝑬 back in the mornings

📌 Physically cannot function without coffee

📌 Bro's got bat hearing. Like dude can hear every single word you're saying from about, 2 metres away

📌 Attention span the size of a grain of salt

📌 Randomly focuses on random objects

📌 Could actually be a magpie disguised as an orange cat disguised as a black cat

Ok all for now bye👋

Theorise Time #1

Ok so I've seen a Family AU where Murdock and Yancy are Celine's and William's(And Actor's) child. I cant remember which child Celine had w/ who but I do remember that Celine left with Yancy while Actor left with Murdock

Adding onto this, I saw a couple of HCS with Yandreplier and The Author being Dark's and Wilford's kids.

So, like, does that mean that Murdock and Yancy are Yandre's and Author's half-siblings?

{Idk how the family system works but I saw some HCS and AUS and decided to fuse some stuff together}

Lets learn the differences(And similarities) between Ozzie(My OC) and Ozzy(The Author in my universe)

Ozzie

• My oc

• Bottom half of the bird side of a griffon but it's fur rather than feathers

• ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵍᵒˡᵈ ʰᵒʳⁿˢ

• Silly Gay

• Has an approximate 10 braincells

• Actually thinks

• 𝒮𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎 ℬ𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎

• Litarally the ^ ^ acronym ot whatever it's called

Ozzy

• How I percieve The Author(From the Danger in Fiction series by Cyndago) in my universe

• Has an excact amount of 1 and 1/2 braincells. One of these he shares with a telaphathic brain worm which taught him how to steal a car (successfully) a̶n̶d̶t̶h̶e̶n̶c̶r̶a̶s̶h̶t̶h̶a̶t̶s̶a̶m̶e̶c̶a̶r̶i̶n̶t̶o̶a̶t̶r̶e̶e̶

• Has a brain-to-mouth thing. Whatever he thinks, comes out.

• The >:) acronym

• Has an attention span the size of a grain of sand

• If he were a character out of any fictional series it'll probably be either Bill Cipher(Gravity Falls), Niffty(Hazbin Hotel) or Blitzo(Helluva Boss)

Hope this cleared any confusion :D

I have an undescribable urge to make some Author hcs but motivation is vanishing very fast help

UPDATES IN MY UNIVERSE FOR YALLS

Dark×Host is canon

Author's name is Ozzy

Necromancer's name is Milo

I know Mark said that Host and the Author are canonically the same person but I like to perceive them as two alternate versions of another. Ozzy being from the Twin!AU and Host being from the Iplier Universe we know

Ok. I stand my ground. Author×Murdock

NIGHT×NECROMANCER MARK IS BACK‼️

Since Dark is w/ Hostie Toastie Im shipping Wilford w/ Bim bc why not they're both silly

God of Night is from the Demonhunter!AU

Milo and Dark are from the EldritchHorror!AU

Oh yeah btw everyone that is "magic" has a dragon form bc I said so

Everyone has a tail and some form of animalistic trait.

Wilford: If you took a shot for how many times you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Dark: Maybe a little tipsy

Bim: Drunk

Author: Wasted

Murdock: Dead

DARKIPOOPER WON THE VOTE YALLS DARK×HOST IS NOW CANON AND OFFICIAL IN MY UNIVERSE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

everybody be prepared because at an unknown time and date The Necromancer HCS will drop. be prepared people.

My actual reaction seeing some of the names yall are coming up with for Necromancer Mark:

IM ACTUALLY TWEAKING I HAVE SEEN SO.MANY.SHIPS.WITH HOST AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I SHOULD SHIP HIM WITH HELP

Dark and Anti HCS bc they're living in my head rent-free

{This is what boredom does to a person take notes peeps}

A͟n͟t͟i͟

{ofc im starting with glitchy turtle alphebetical order people}

• Purrs

• Can control electronic/mobile devices

• Suprisngly warm bc of the amount of electricity being produced from him

• Oh he 𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 hisses

•F a n g s

• Demon tail because I said so

• The tail works similiar to a dog's/cat's (E.G: Wagging when happy, lashing when mad, ect)

• My boy will eat ANYTHING edible(except those muscle-shell things those suck ass)

• Can accidentally cause static shocks w̶h̶o̶s̶a̶y̶s̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶a̶c̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶

• Has a sorta reddish gradient from the tips of his claws down to around half of his forearms

• Bring up any of his intrests. You'll never shut him up

• God help anyone who tries to hurt his friends or S/O.

• Make fun of his intrests. I dare you.

• Surprisingly loves cuddles? Because yes?

• Curls up like a cat bc yes.

• Actually loves turtles. Won't admit it but he loves them.

• t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶b̶e̶g̶m̶a̶r̶v̶i̶n̶t̶o̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶t̶u̶r̶t̶l̶e̶f̶o̶r̶h̶i̶s̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶

• He 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 find any sugar you're hiding.

Ok onto Dark now I've yapped enough abt Glitch turtle time 4 monochrome boi

D͟a͟r͟k͟

{Probs won't have as much as Anti but yk we'll see}

• Oh yeah defintely purrs too

• GENDERFLUID AND YOU CAN PRY THAT FROM MY COLD DEAD CLAWS

• Also has demon tail bc yes

• SHADOW/VOID MANIPULATION‼️

• Aura changes colour based on who's taking "control" of the body. Blue if it's Damien, Red if it's Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)

• Naturally cold bc well they're basically a 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 messed up corpse and will cuddle for warmth

• Bc he's naturally cold he absoloutley DESPISES Winter. Heat's turned all the way up, 50 layers of weighted blankets, you get the idea

• f a n g s

• Doesn't really get sick but there's still that icky feeling hanging around

• Two of almost every organ bc its two peeps in a body so yeah

• If the black cat was a person

• I like the idea of EldritchHorror!Dark and that how we see Dark in WKM, ADWM, AHWM, ect is the form he uses so that they don't scare us or anyone in the manor accidentally.

All for now {how 2 change text colour on mobile yall help}

PLEASE FILL THE INBOX W/ HC REQUESTS I AM DYING

I feel like this blog should be a mix of Iplier/Septic stuff and TUYCU idk expect Darkiplier and Anti hcs soon ig

MORE NOIST BECAUSE IT HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD

Night: *drunk*

Host: Come on, let's get you home

Night: I am

Host: ??

Host: WhAt

Night: I'm with you

Host: *forgets how to breathe*

Host: Are you blushing?

Night: What, no

Host: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass God of Night to blush?

Night: No...It's...It's the cold

Host: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Night: *blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-No.

HERE WE HAVE SOME NOIST TO FEED YALL

Please expect Demonhunter!AU HCS for Noist

Iplier Ego Manor HCSor whatnot idk what to call it

(Oh yeah btw Ive changed Necromancer Mark's name to Ezeikel and The Author's name to Ozzy. Also for the sake of making my life easier Im making a nickname for Ezeilkel which is Ez. So yeah)

📌 Dark and Wilford are the main peeps in charge of the manor.

📌 Every now and again there are meetings (similiar to what happened in Markiplier TV execpt everyone is there apart from Ez bc they can't be bothered to travel from to cave to manor to talk about useless stuff that rarely gets put up anyways) and these meetings mostly end in Dark loosing their mind with everyone.

📌 There is 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 constant background noise. The only pure quietness is if Dark's glitchy-aura stuff magically stops.

📌 Ofc they celebrate national holidays they ain't animals😒/j

📌 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 is in a relationship wether it's plantonic or romantic. The only one that isn't is Actor bc nobody wanna fw that bs

📌 Ez will drop by the manor every once in a while m̶o̶s̶t̶l̶y̶t̶o̶c̶h̶e̶c̶k̶o̶n̶g̶o̶d̶o̶f̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶w̶h̶o̶i̶s̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶

📌 Whenever Ez does manage to drop by it mostly ends in a whole lot of chaos. Why? You ever heard of the question "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?" Yeah. That happens.

📌 Ozzy actually only cares for a few people *cough cough* Eric *cough cough* Host(surprisingly) *cough cough* Ez *cough cough* Dr.Iplier

📌 Ozzy is the only person in the manor that calls Dr.Iplier by his actual name(Edward)

📌 TRANSMASC HOST‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez is one of the only (probably the only) person that calls Host by his actual name(Quill)

📌 Before he became Quill he was once Queenie

📌 Ez and Host actually have a really strong friendship

📌 NON-BINARY EZEIKEL‼️‼️‼️

📌 Ez actually dgaf abt what pronouns you use on him as long as ain't hurting anyone or offending anyone then he chill. Like you could call him haybale and he wouldn't gaf.

📌 GENDERFLUID DARKIPLIER‼️‼️‼️

📌 If anyone who ain't Dark catches themselves asleep in Wilford's room be prepared to wake up with drawings, stickers and sticky-notes all over your body.

📌 One of the egos (Night mainly) will drop by Ez's cave to see what's going on.

📌 So many wholesome interactions w/ the couples🥺

ALL FOR NOW BYE👋👋👋👋