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marlene obsessing over effie pt. 2
James: Mom, what does your shirt say?!
Effie: Oh, it says milf!
James: Yeah, I see that. Where did you get it?!
Effie: Marlene gave it to me. Is it a problem, deer?
James: Do you know what it means?!
Effie: Yeah!
Effie: Man, I love frogs!
James: marLENE!!!!!!!!
*evil marlene laughter in the background*
James: Mom can you stop picking me up from Hogwarts?
Effie, tearing up, thinking he’s embarrassed: Oh, okay.
James: Wait no it’s not like that!
James: It’s just… Marlene says things that make me very uncomfortable when she sees you.