My Bitchass Internal Monologue - Blog Posts

katsuki haters are the enemies of nuance and whimsy

at the risk of sounding patronizing i absolutely looove fanfics that read exactly like, Baby's First Foray into Empathy

yes sweetie, that IS what he'd be feeling in that situation! very, very, very oversimplified and unnauanced, however

what if yall sent me ron-themed hc/asks . . i'll try to be entertaining

i think it's pretty difficult to tell if i'm lying if you've known me for a long time, and have interacted with me a lot, because then you'd know i have a history of stumbling and backtracking + looking unsure/shifty while answering completely mundane things/truths

i just have a bad memory

"desperation is not a cute look" i say as if i've not been crawling and scraping and begging for so long to survive that it's now my default mode

how many times can i listen to this song on repeat before i'm institutionalized is the name of the game

dragging myself thru a fic with Ron Bashing bc it's not too bad otherwise, but the entire Extremely Warped Personality to the Point of OOC, ordeal . . . is making me feel like a war veteran reliving my comrade being butchered to death right in front of me

me looking at a character that's acting all tough but one listen of Class of 2013 (Audiotree Live) would send them into a coma they would never recover from:

Sir Mix-A-Lot is denki's #1 artist of all time idc abt the logistics

if jasmine tea were a person we'd make out

three chapters and 42 comments is kinda crazy

me and the homies are just chatty 💔 playing with our touys fr

should i make an intro post T^T

so much work . . . what if i just remain mysterious . . . my name is veris or veri, i obsess over things, im bi and use whatever pronouns are the funniest for the context . .

me when i do my hair and makeup for A SINGLE day and ppl arent falling over themselves to try and hit on me: . . .

🧍‍♀️tf yall this isnt how it's supposed to work

idk if i have enough reach for this, but i consistently have rare-ish opinions so if any of y'all wanna send me a ship or character (mostly from hp, voltron, or bnha, but go wild) i'll serve up my most controversial take on them :3

klance can be so toxic, they can be SOOO TOXIC and it's so delicious bc their insecurities are exactly equal and Opposite, they want to be each other sooo bad, the other's very existence is like a persistent thumb digging into a bruise if not an Open Wound, there is so much space for resentment, SO MUCH space for resentment and miscommunication and emotional stuntedness and misunderstandings . . . klance nation serve this up please 🙏🙏🙏

remembered this one school project i did on Lathe of Heaven so here

in memorium of this baddie (george orr):

the og malewife imo

unironically how i felt during the time i took a final exam so sleep deprived i kept drifting off every few seconds and had to dig my nails into my arms to stay alert enough to finish it, also every blowout showdown emotional trainwreck argument with my mom

a wonderful ao3 author note

mentally pss pss pss-ing at all the phenomenal drarry artists on here like they're easily startled stray cats with dron snippets bc i KNOW they can be converted with minimal effort and i Want More Content

me when someone asks abt my mental health but the only thing keeping me from the brink is obsessing abt a fictional character: 🙂

me anytime i get too passionate abt something, 98% of the time something vapid/nonsensical + inconsequential: [vibrating with pent-up fixation] i need to be put down, i need to be put down like a sick dog