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9 months ago

Grunkle Stan: "Dipper you were supposed to aim for the HEAD, ya dimwit, you missed him by an *earshot*!"

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan I'm sorry, I-I just- it doesn't feel right to shoot a guy-"

Grunkle Stan: "Jesus fucking christ— alright alright, *I'm* shooting next time and it's NOT gonna barely scrape his Cheeto-colored ass."

Mabel: "Why not ask Grunkle Ford to do it?"

Ford: "Do you really want a knock at the shack's door from the government *again*, Stanley? Unbelievable."


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