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GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A YAP SESSION TO A ARTIST WHO CREATED A CHARACTER I REALLY LIKE AS AN ASK AND DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ANONYMOUS, I'M COOKED 😭

oh woaww,,,,, they're so cool!!!!!!!!!! I hope they don't see me as a cringe loser girlfailure

Does anybody else remember the cringy things they've done in the past? I'm constantly haunted by those reminders ;-;

uhhhhhhmmmmm.........

hi chat. it's been a good long while.

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I'll probably hop onto here every now and then since I can't exactly get the actual app again...... storage issues and yadda yadda, hope nobody thought I died. ok uhm..... bye

You made me sob over him again for the thousandth time. Thank you.

DogDay deserved better, change my mind.

we should blow up the White House guys

just saying.

I REMAIN TRIUMPHANT, I LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY‼‼

holy shit Florida is getting massacred right now, I should know because I live in it

holy shit Florida is getting massacred right now, I should know because I live in it

If anyone's been wondering "hey Willow where have you been? It's been a while since we've heard from you" then this is the post you'd wanna see. I.. honestly forgot about Tumblr for a while + people calling me a "basic vanilla bitch" for sharing my distaste for Billford kinda made me want to avoid it for a while, BUT I'm thinking of coming back because honestly? Letting people have the satisfaction of making me shy away from this place over an opinion is kinda dumb, and I wanna check on a few people I know on this platform, sooooooo... wahoo? I guess??

You'll be getting more posts from me now AND I'm outting myself as a cringey person- pretty sure you already knew that though. Oh well! See you goobers soon :P

I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I HONESTLY DON'T CARE IF YOU SHIP BILLFORD, JUST DNI IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THE OTHER SHIPS THAT I LISTED/CALLED GROSS, I JUST SIMPLY DON'T LIKE IT AND DON'T SEE THE APPEAL‼‼

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

Chat, Fiddauthor is slowly growing on me! I can kinda see it now :P

I don't regret hating Billford and I'm gonna keep hating it, that shit was one-sided and abusive asf (probably intentional but still I don't think they were actually together eugh) 😒

After reading the entirety of The Book of Bill, including the lost Journal 3 pages, I HATE Billford. I *HATE* THE SHIP WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BODY. WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL LITTLE ATOM AND MOLECULE IN MY BARE BEING, RELEVANT AND IRRELEVANT, THE MERE THOUGHT- THE MERE *IDEA* OF BILLFORD'S EXISTENCE- MAKES MY BLOOD **BOIL** LIKE A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA.

‼TW: SPOILERS‼

Bill mentally, physically, & psychologically tortured Ford. When Bill was possessing his body when he was asleep, he physically HARMED Ford by scraping and slamming his knuckles against the metal doors leading into his laboratory. He almost THREW HIM OFF THE ROOF OF THE DAMN SHACK. "Omg toxic yaoi!!!! Literally exes!!!!! 😍🤭" That is not 'toxic yaoi', that is an abusive relationship between an insane thousand year old demon and his victim. Quit romanticizing abuse.

"WILLOW YOU'RE JUST BEING DRAMATIC, EVERY FANDOM HAS THESE PROBLEMS!!!! QUIT WHINING ABOUT IT YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP 😡" That doesn't excuse it though, it's still a disgusting ship and should rot in Hell with Billdip, Mabill, Fordstan, Mabdip, Gideonabel, Stanbill, Stanbel, Standip, and etcetera. If ANYONE I know interacts with posts involving these ships I named *positively* (keyword: positively), you will be blocked ON SIGHT. Absolutely NO hesitation whatsoever. /srs I pray to the gods above & below that this reaches the right people...

Hope this helps!!!!! ☺️💕

Just finished reading Book of Bill. Upcoming spoilers:

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I did NOT expect to see Stanford shirtless.

Hello hello, Gravity Falls enthusiasts, you'll never believe what today is! (and no, it's not Book of Bill day yet)

It's the special day of Yours Truly, who is currently enjoying a *very* tasty Birthday Breakfast of chocolate chip waffles and Captain Crunch cereal, with my Stanford plushie :P

"Why are you eating something so unhealthy?", you ask? BECAUSE LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO OVERTHINK OVER YOUR BREAKFAST CHOICES! The USA is already going through a recession and a potential boring dystopian era, I can do whatever the hell I want 💅

Just because you're growing old, doesn't mean you have to grow up! Does that ring any bells for ya? >;3

Tomorrow's my birthday, let's pray that nothing strange or weird happens... oh boy I'm scared. Seriously what was the thing that gave me such INTENSE bad luck lately, was it Journal 3? Writing my own journal? Wanting to get Book of Bill? All of the above??

It's REALLY confusing me, maybe even scaring me a little bit, but I think I can push through! Happy early birthday to me! XP

chat I genuinely don't know if Bill Cipher is after my ass for having Journal 3, attempting to get Book of Bill, AND try writing my own journal... or if I just have really shitty luck because wtf is going on with me this year??

Stanford Pines I'm gonna need your knowledge and/or your blessing here soon enough, I might be in some deep shit just for all of this 😭🙏

Grunkle Stan: "Dipper you were supposed to aim for the HEAD, ya dimwit, you missed him by an *earshot*!"

Dipper: "Grunkle Stan I'm sorry, I-I just- it doesn't feel right to shoot a guy-"

Grunkle Stan: "Jesus fucking christ— alright alright, *I'm* shooting next time and it's NOT gonna barely scrape his Cheeto-colored ass."

Mabel: "Why not ask Grunkle Ford to do it?"

Ford: "Do you really want a knock at the shack's door from the government *again*, Stanley? Unbelievable."

He's fine, I didn't actually cook him! No Stanfords were hurt making this photo!

Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines

You guys remember when I was procrastinating over the idea of Bill Cipher actually existing and haunting me because I had the journal, right? And how I stopped posting much about the incidents because they stopped occurring after a month, right??

WHAT THE FUCK.

THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY ROTTEN. I ALMOST ATE THAT. WHAT RHE FUCK. How do I ward this triangular asshole away from me? WHAT WOULD FORD DO IF BILL WAS POTENTIALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR HIM??

Stanford Pines? More like Pan Fried Pines

Opinion: I don't like Fiddauthor. I HATE Billford. I don't like Gideabel. I absolutely DESPISE Billdip. Wendip is a little... odd. And I can't STAND Mabill or Pinecest or Stancest.

Before you say "you're just being the fun police womp womp" POLITELY STFU. IT'S CALLED AN OPINION AND I CAN HAVE ONE.

FINALLY FINISHED THE COVER RAAAAAHH‼‼ (oh my fucking god this took so long, I couldn't find ANY good glue in this damn house... and sorry for the crappy image 😒💢) WRITING THE FIRST FEW JOURNAL ENTRIES RIGHT NOW

HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS A YEAR OLD? ALREADY?? Whoo, this is incredible! <(^♡^)>

IF ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING, YES, I AM STILL WRITING IN THAT JOURNAL I MADE. I'VE JUST BEEN SUPER BUSY. GIMME SOME TIME‼‼

Goddamn I want my birthday to be here already, literally gotta wait until like near the end of July for it... sigh 😞

Update on my rant from earlier: I've commissioned someone to make a Ford figurine for the low price of 6 dollars.

This is the greatest year of my entire life.

FYM THE BARFING GNOME GETS A DOORABLES FIGURINE BUT FORD DOESN'T? Look I get it, the barfing gnome is a funny joke that the fandom enjoys, BUT GIVE MY HUSBAND THE SPOTLIGHT GODDAMNIT— THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIS SCREENTIME TOO 😞

He's a major part of the lore, he's an INCREDIBLY BUILT character (imo because some might disagree but idc), he's ADORABLE (again, imo), AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA HAVE STAN MERCH BUT NOT HAVE FORD MERCH? THEY'RE TWINS, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE HALF OF A PAIR AND SHOVE ROBBIE OR GIDEON OR THAT FUCKASS BARFING GNOME IN THE OTHER HALF'S PLACE. It's just not right! You can't have Stan without Ford, and you can't have Ford without Stan.

End of my rant... maybe.

Literally me

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

Happy Summerween everybody, just spent most of my time imagining scenarios with Ford on this spooktastic day

Playing a special game of DD&MD filled to the brim with horrifying puzzles and monsters, going out trick-or-treating with the niblings, studying the Summerween Trickster together, and finally; ending the day off by watching horror movies and eating candy, falling asleep in his arms.

God, I am HOPELESS... 😞💔