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*Pulls my vampire out of the blender* He's up for it!
Compassion: 10/10
Bitterness: 1/10
Happiness: 8/10
Politeness: 7/10 (points off for being a saucy coquette)
Chivalry: 9/10
Pride: 2/10 (vanity 10/10)
Honesty: 5/10 (Heart-on-sleeve oversharer, but lies to himself unconsciously so don't believe him)
Bravery: 9/10 (because dumb)
Recklessness: 10/10 (because dumb)
Ambition: 1/10
Loyalty: 7/10 (dead loyal in friendship, not so in romance)
Love: 10/10
Sense of Family: 6/10 (he has a History)
Attractiveness: 10/10
Agility: 10/10 (pole-dancing, wall-climbing ballerina)
Sex Drive: 10/10
And Aurik is 10/10 adorable, I won't take anything other rating.
Beautiful Aurik art by @ohheyitsgray
Compassion: 9/10
Bitterness: 7/10
Happiness: 3/10
Politeness: 8/10
Chivalry: 7/10
Pride: 1/10
Honesty: 8/10
Bravery: 2/10
Recklessness: 5/10
Ambition: 2/10
Loyalty: 9/10
Love: 9/10
Sense of Family: 9/10
Attractiveness: 1/10
Agility: 5/10
Sex Drive: 4/10
Tagging: anyone who hasn't done this yet but wants to!
I drew one too, but it is mildly cursed:
Live Aurik Reactions are always the best!! I'm doing no good for his poor vampire heart, bless him, menacing him with the biggest coquette vampire friend and pin-up postcards.
Never used my phone drawing app before, that went as well as can be expected!
Live Aurik Reaction to @purrlockswatson 's post.
Look, it's not his fault, he's had a very sheltered life (and unlife).
Little fluffy Nosferatu, Ankle-Biter Krysa Veinessa Thumb Whateley-Dickenson, is hankering down to watch the new Nosferatu film. Sadly, this photoshoot was before I knew of the existence of the sarcophagus popcorn bucket, so our traditional one will have to do!
I'm not sure if she can eat the popcorn, but she does like holding them.
(Thank you to @greenfinchwriter @takeiteasyonmeimstilllearning @thatbluevampire and @vladimirsangel for giving her her lovely names!)
If you're having an existential crisis, it's good to have a vampire friend who will lend you his coffin to hide from the world in.
Well. Sort of good.
Hope you feel better soon!
Look, I'd I'd sleep with fourty-six 2024 Count Orloks in my face without a PEEP if it means i get a coffinmate!! Thank you, Aurik (and Vlad!!) I don't know what I've ever done to deserve all this kindness!
I can't get over how fluffy I am and my jumper and aaaaaaahhhh
Massive thank-you and love to everyone who left me a kind word (and drawings! And cats!!!), I'm scrunched up in a small happy ball right now with aaahhhhh running through my brain on loop. I never expected any of this, thank you!
When I say I was bouncing off the walls and crawling around the ceiling when I got the comm, I mean it! I'm so happy my love for it translated! And Happy Nosferatu is going to be my new seasonal greeting now
I swear I have never been this excited about an advent calendar and just in case it wasn't clear I am a grown adult but I am bouncing around like a child.
@purrlockswatson made such a beautiful advent calendar already and then this. THIS.
Aurik has a yellow hoodie. His favourite colour. He's going to the movies. One of his favourite things. He's meeting for the first time a vampire who looks a bit more like him (Count Orlok) and that vampire is a movie star and they're watching his new movie and they got the big novelty coffin popcorn bucket and they got to bring the pet rats and and and....
It's so lovely. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate and Happy Nosferatu to everyone in general.
Today on the Goober Cat Advent. It's them! It's the gang! They've summoned Santa. For very reasonable reasons, I'm sure, lads...? (The gang's guide to Santa summoning here)
L-R @blackforrestpunk 's Punk Erik, @vladimirsangel 's Aurik and my Pierce.
WAIT, this deserves a drawing reblog:
Pierce, mon cher, that's nice, but your philosophy of 'You have problems? That's all right, me too!' is the reason you have so many relationship problems. And you're lucky Aurik is an angel who puts up with your shenanigans. (Your hair looks magnificent in any style, Aurik.)
Vlad, this is better than anything I could have imagined when I first started posting doodles of my disaster kitten Pierce, thank you 😹
Well, Aurik, you did say he could do your hair.
@purrlockswatson
Very nice, Pierce, but maybe don't flash your, ah, ankles. Dear Aurik is by @vladimirsangel
Originally, I only planned a doodle of smol Pierce next to Aurik because a midnight conversation turned from the division of chores in the Dracula household to vampire height difference. But it's been a weird week, and I kept adding to the sketches to unwind. I hope my 'stress art' makes some people happy, too.
On vamp fashion: Pierce's dressing gown is based on Klimt's The Kiss, reference to the Klimt-inspired robe in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). Aurik is NOT a brat; he probably borrowed the t-shirt from Vlad. His outfit is a combination of this Goth one and his Ugg boots.
I made a Nosferatu. And gave her the coolest boots my mind can concieve of. What should I name her? Give me your most unhinged ideas.
(This is where the tin foil in my kitchen goes. The thumb is full of the stuff.)
More felting crafts: @vladimirsangel 's OC Innocent and his vampire chicken. (I do make things other than little menaces. I swear.)
(Justice for Vampire Teddy! Look at the poor little chap.)
Red isn't the colour for breaking and entering.
You expect us to know what to say to strangers?
Right, gang?
In answer to urgent questions, those are my ideas for a good summoning, I mean, Christmas party. Passing the mic to @blackforrestpunk and @vladimirsangel - I insist that I not be entirely culpable for this.
It started out as a chicken joke, and then Aiden decided it deserves a place in my printable Christmas Advent, so now it seems doomed to be a running gag. The lil summoners are as follows: batty ears is Aurik, Vlad's Nosferatu, masked cat is Aiden's Punk Erik and the dummy in the bowtie is my Pierce.
Everything about this drawing makes me happy, but the detail that makes my Undead heart sing is the yellow-covered copy of Dracula. It's the 1897 edition, designed to evoke the appearance of the 'yellowback' - the cheap sensational fiction sold at railway stations at the time. Dr Watson was mentioned reading one in The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. (Above is the miniature version I made for my haunted dollhouse.)
Cover me in sunshine...Shower me with good times
Tell me that the world's been spinning since the beginning....And everything will be alright
What can I say, my little nosferatu loves yellow. Get some sleep, Aurik.
watercolour and gouache with coloured pencil detailing, a little white ink for highlights.
Idea by @blackforrestpunk art by @vladimirsangel and angry floof by me.
(L-R Aiden's OC Punk Erik, Vlad's Aurik and my Pierce.)
Sorry to hear the germs got you, I hope you get them back. Have a Chickula.
I made him before I made Innocent. Believe it or not, he was harder to make. He keeps judging my life choices so I didn't finish him, but well, I hope that was entertaining. How entertained do you want to be? Because, like the entertainment industry in general, I am absolutely capable of becoming a menace.
-An imaginary human living in your phone
IS THERE NO END TO YOUR TALENTS??
Count Chickula: Vere is my tail, @purrlockswatson? My majestic vampire feathery tail?
tsk these judgy undead poultry