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Octonauts human au part:4

Peso

Peso:he is 29 and is a doctor/medic (I looked it up There can be a difference but it depends on the context)He is in a relationship with Kwazii and he is from chile (chilean Antarctica )(I looked it up people live there in small towns)(apparently) (although I’m not the biggest fan of the us dub i do love chilean peso) He has a good relationship with all his siblings and is very protective of his little brother pinto and fells responsible for him as there dad left when pinto was a baby which led there mother to fall into a depression (also a wee bit of postpartum), pesos older siblings we’re both away at university so peso had to help his mum a lot with pinto .Peso loves his extended family but only really gets to see them all at once at weddings and funerals as there is so many of them (The struggle is real i can relate) peso studied medicine outside his home town but still in chile and never really traveled outside of chile at all until he joined the Octonauts when he was 28. He met Kwazii at a bar on a bar crawl with friends from uni to celebrate them passing their exams when he was 27,Kwazii offered him a position on the octopod and a date. peso agreed to go out with him but didn’t agree to join the Octonauts until the following year.Peso is a talented pianist and often used to play in bars and restaurants for some extra money when he was a student and still plays for the Octonauts entertainment occasionally.Peso doesn’t talk to his dad that often because he saw firsthand the effect him leaving did to him and the rest of his family and he still doesn’t fully forgive him for it but he has good communication with his mum and the rest of his family.Peso is very close with pretty much everyone on the octopod there a pretty tight net  group.He injoys jigsaw puzzles and often does big jigsaws with Shellington who also loves them he uses he/him pronouns and is gay.

Big thanks to @jibanyans-chocobar who unintentionally helped me a lot with we’re peso is from by their post I really hadn’t a notion before im remarkable shit at geography and i would have definitely fucked it up otherwise

WTF

 I was trying to write Octonauts  and this came up on my prediction text i have never written octo autism in my life

GUYS

SCREW IT IT'S NOT JUST A THEORY OF MINE ANYMORE CHILEAN PESO (AND HIS FAMILY) IS PRACTICALLY CANON 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ LET'S GOOOOO

I love how in above and beyond calico jack being an octoagent means kwazii gets to spend a lot more time with him especially since he was missing for so many years.like every couple of episodes he’s of somewhere with calico jack.

ngl when i first started watching above and beyond i HATED paani on a personal level just because there was so much of him in season one and like barely any of the original Octonauts BUT then I watch season 2 and I’m on season 3 now and I’m starting to understand his appeal.(sidenote. Why is only season 1 and 2 on Netflix and then season three and four is on BBC . Like stop, splitting shows over different streaming platforms)

More Octonauts head cannons

(also almost everything in all my head canons are in my human au i only clarified that for one thing in the last one even tho all of them were bare 2 i know no one cares just putting it out there)

both kwazii and barnacles are scared shitless of elevators.barnacles cuz of his claustrophobia and kwazii cuz he got trapped in one as a child

shellington is scared of flying

peso LOVES grapes

peso and dashi love musicals

inkling owns several scrapbooks

tracker had a SEVERE lisp when he was younger

tweak participates (and wins) robo fights

kwazii has a secret stash of cat nip



Octonauts head canon

Peso just pretends to believe and be scared of Kwaziis stories cuz come on you’re not that stupid.but sometimes when it starts to look freakishly like Kwaziis stories he does actually start to get scared cuz he knows there’s no such thing but the stories are playing in the back of his head

Shellington sleepwalks and talks

Professor inkling sometimes juggles the vegimals (they ask/want him too)

Kwazii is really really good at card games everyone thinks he’s cheating but he’s not he’s just really good at cards

every time someone says that there going to the bathroom regardless of gender Tweak screams “GO PISS GIRL GO PISS‼️”

Dashi falls asleep to true crime podcasts

Barnacles attends Zoomba (Zumba?)classes

Calico jack taught Kwazii how to ride a bike by just pushing him down hills till he got it cuz that’s how he was taught (it took kwazii 3 weeks to learn how)

Calico jack used to take kwazii to school on a motorcycle (in my human au too)

HELLP I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY AMERICA ITS HAPPENING IN IRLAND TOO

Octonauts human au part:3

Tunip

Tunip: he is 10.when he was younger his dad would usually work for home but when he had to go in he would be left with his bio mum if she was available but it would be very rare that she could take him because of her job so he would most often be left with his grandparents or his aunt pearl.When tunip started to get older his dad started bringing him into work usually for weeks at a time due to the location(ya know the sea).Because of Tunips unusual circumstances he was allowed to take classes online and be parshaly homeschooled by professor inkling during the weeks his dad had to be on the octopod.Tunip loves being on the octopod but because he is almost never in school Tunip started to become quite isolated which is very difficult for him as he is naturally very sociable (he gets it from dashi and his bio mum) so when he’s not on the octopod his parents schedule as many play dates with his school friends(the other vegimals)(-tomonnow because he hasn’t met them yet) as they can.Tunip is very proud that 2 of his parents are octonauts he often comes home with stories from their adventures that he tells his friends his friends love these stories and now there favourite game to play is the octonauts.Tunip and his bio mum have a fairly good relationship they aren’t as close as they would like to be because tunips bio mum has to travel around a lot for work but when she is home she spends as much time with Tunip as possible.She often takes him out for fancy lunches and dinners and always brings him back something from the place she had to travel to.Tunip loves his dad and loves dashi and is used to calling her mum cuz she’s been around since he was a toddler.Dashi is the one who taught him how to cook.He is on good terms with all the octonauts especially dashi and shellington (cuz they’re his parents) and professor inking (as he spends the most time with him besides his parents)Tunip is very friendly,brave and a natural leader he loves cooking,baking and ping pong.

please ignore any and all spelling mistakes and poor punctuation .don’t a few of the others are extremely traumatised.