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<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/58188505"><strong>Calico’s Kitchen</strong></a> (902 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ladystardust0940"><strong>ladystardust0940</strong></a><br />Chapters: 2/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/The%20Octonauts%20(Cartoon)">The Octonauts (Cartoon)</a><br />Rating: Not Rated<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Relationships: Kwazii/Peso (Octonauts)<br />Characters: Kwazii (Octonauts), Peso (Octonauts), Calico Jack (Octonauts)<br />Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Fluff, How Do I Tag, Romantic Fluff, Romantic Relationship, Platonic Relationships, Kwazii/Peso - Freeform, kwazii - Freeform, peso - Freeform, Calico Jack - Freeform, Human AU, AU, octonauts human au, Octonauts - Freeform, The octonauts<br />Series: Part 1 of <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/4307629">Octonauts human au</a><br />Summary: <p>The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well something.</p><p>“oi!” *smack*</p>

i made another short chapter but i think i want the next one to be longer and like tell more about the characters in my au like their lives and stuff and how the Octonauts work in my au.

(actually story for once!!) (may refer to calico jack as jack throughout just cuz easier)(human au)Calicos kitchen:

The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well  something.

“oi!” *smack*

“OWW!” Kwazii yelped as he leaped back rubbing the spot on his head we’re his granddad had hit him with a tea towel. “THE FUCK!”

“I’m cooking that for dinner.”Jack said taking the lump of char out of the oven

“I think it’s done.”

“Don’t be cheeky with me,i’m doing this for your boyfriend.” jack snapped

“Why do you want to kill Peso?”Kwazii narrowly dogged the tea towel that was flung at him.

“awk” jack scowled at him “I just thought i’d better reheat it before cutting it up.”

Kwazii skimmed the recipe that was displayed on the cracked iPad on the kitchen counter,it became clear what the mystery lump of char had once been, and why calico jack had insisted that they save the beef broth from Sunday’s roast.

“Good God please no.”Kwazii whispered in horror

“Oh don’t be a dick Kwazii,i think i’m a fairly decent cook,I made all your meals for you growing up and you lived.”

“Oh i lived.” Kwazii scoffed at the bar on the floor

“Kwazii i am perfectly capable of following a recipe.I just want to show peso that I accept him as part of the family.” He lingered on “family” and looked up at Kwazii questioning.

Kwazii stated back at him for a few seconds before it clicked what he was being asked “OH FOR FU- NO how many times do i have to tell you.”

“I’m just saying by the time i was your age i was married and i had had your father.”

“Granddad” Kwazii sighed exasperated “it’s too soon,besides peso is going to leave me if you give him that.”

“Don’t be stupid Kwazii why would he leave you over food?”

“Oh I don’t know ,You could accidentally call him Colombian BY MAKING A COLOMBIAN DISH!”

“This is chilean ajiaco.”Jack interrupted pointing at the recipe’s title on the screen “chilean ajiaco see.”

“ok well ,You could insult his country ,culture and cuisine with your cooking,or you could oh i don’t know kill him.”

“Just be quiet i’m making it and that’s that.”

This is my first time actually writing a fanfic.and🥳🥳 some actually story to go with all the info dumps about my au

human dashi dancing (was going to draw her with Shellington, but run out of room )

(click in to see better tumblr fucks with the image)

I deleted barnacles at Zumba cuz it was awful and I hate it so I’m going to redo it but better

ok bud don’t get overexcited

Octonauts human au part:4

Peso

Peso:he is 29 and is a doctor/medic (I looked it up There can be a difference but it depends on the context)He is in a relationship with Kwazii and he is from chile (chilean Antarctica )(I looked it up people live there in small towns)(apparently) (although I’m not the biggest fan of the us dub i do love chilean peso) He has a good relationship with all his siblings and is very protective of his little brother pinto and fells responsible for him as there dad left when pinto was a baby which led there mother to fall into a depression (also a wee bit of postpartum), pesos older siblings we’re both away at university so peso had to help his mum a lot with pinto .Peso loves his extended family but only really gets to see them all at once at weddings and funerals as there is so many of them (The struggle is real i can relate) peso studied medicine outside his home town but still in chile and never really traveled outside of chile at all until he joined the Octonauts when he was 28. He met Kwazii at a bar on a bar crawl with friends from uni to celebrate them passing their exams when he was 27,Kwazii offered him a position on the octopod and a date. peso agreed to go out with him but didn’t agree to join the Octonauts until the following year.Peso is a talented pianist and often used to play in bars and restaurants for some extra money when he was a student and still plays for the Octonauts entertainment occasionally.Peso doesn’t talk to his dad that often because he saw firsthand the effect him leaving did to him and the rest of his family and he still doesn’t fully forgive him for it but he has good communication with his mum and the rest of his family.Peso is very close with pretty much everyone on the octopod there a pretty tight net  group.He injoys jigsaw puzzles and often does big jigsaws with Shellington who also loves them he uses he/him pronouns and is gay.

Big thanks to @jibanyans-chocobar who unintentionally helped me a lot with we’re peso is from by their post I really hadn’t a notion before im remarkable shit at geography and i would have definitely fucked it up otherwise

GUYS

SCREW IT IT'S NOT JUST A THEORY OF MINE ANYMORE CHILEAN PESO (AND HIS FAMILY) IS PRACTICALLY CANON 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️ LET'S GOOOOO

I need some art prompts if anyone has any ideas please share,

i am currently low on drawing ideas so if anyone has any suggestions they wanna share and seen drawn

Or any questions about headconons or my Aus feel free to drop by the ask box

i would like to point out that the gup a has secret storage under the main control area meaning it has two storage areas

Sibling sketches

i would like to point out that the gup a has secret storage under the main control area meaning it has two storage areas

friendly reminder there is a canon version of dnd in the Octonauts universe, its called oceans and orges and inkling is the main DM

I know the show is supposed to be more realistic but why can't Tweek glow just once

I had a dream about the Octonauts, and then I saw this image… so…