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Goldfish and Turtle (An Art Assignment from Last Year. Yes. Art.)
Keywords used to make the paragraph:
French
Spain
Scooter
Highway
Dying/Die/Died
Turtle
Paint/Painting
Falling/Fell/Fall
There once was a French Goldfish from Spain. The Goldfish was on its scooter on the highway. There was a turtle sleeping on the road. Thankfully the highway was empty. The Goldfish stopped its scooter to wake up The Turtle but he almost got run over and died. The Goldfish asked The Turtle why they were sleeping on the highway. The Turtle responded saying that they were painting the lines on the highway and fell asleep.
This is the paragraph that my class came up with as a ‘poem’. I mean- maybe it’s a poem. But I decided to turn this into a poem under my definition of a poem. I also added the goldfish dying at the end of the poem because there were two kids in my class that were basically making the poem for everyone and were trying to get the goldfish to die at the end of the poem. The art teacher (who is really nice and let me rewrite the paragraph) didn’t want to kill off the goldfish, so it was basically a stalemate. I fixed the poem to include the goldfish dying but peacefully (compromising is something I breathe at this point). Here is the poem though. I wrote a draft of this out on paper at first before typing it, so for the sake of my hand please read it.
The Goldfish and the Turtle
There once was a French Goldfish from Spain
They went on the highway riding on a scooter in the plains
A turtle with a shell so green it was jade
Was spotted by the French Goldfish sleeping on the highway lane.
Twas luck that the highway was empty, the Goldfish thought, That the turtle didn’t die.
For who would sleep on a highway,
Where the danger of getting hit was apparent even at day!
This was made even clearer for the Goldfish
Who scootered towards the turtle’s way
When suddenly a car flew by
And nearly squished the Goldfish flat!
When he finally approach the turtle
The Goldfish just had to ask
“Why are you sleeping on the road?
Aren’t you afraid of getting squished flat?”
The Turtle the stirred at the sound
And woe, to his peaceful nap!
Now he was awake, there was no going back!
“What do you want, goldfish, so badly
That you interrupted my nap?!
I’ve done nothing to you,
Not a single scratch!”
The Goldfish repeated his question
And the Turtle sighed and replied:
“I was painting the lines of this road,
Which is quite a tough job,
The sun beating upon my shell,
Meant woe to my health!
I was tired and laid down, and next thing I knew,
I was awoken from my nap by you!”
The Goldfish nodded as the information was revealed
And offered his assistance to the Turtle for the day
And soon the highway was completely painted
Drying in the day.
The Goldfish soon left
Biding the turtle farewell
Riding to a lonely house
Where they painted the scene
Which he thinks back to
Year after year behind the scenes
This story was quite the inspirational tale!
When he finally was on his deathbed
Once again, the Goldfish thinks
“The Turtle was an interesting lad”
Before he fell into a never ending sleep.
I can almost feel myself losing my idea of what to write when it came to the Goldfish’s death. I hope this was a satisfactory ending. I honestly really wanted to write this because, well, why not? It was still a fun project.
Remembering the time I dropped half my bagel between the fridge and the counter and collapsed against the fridge and cried
Immobilize And Contain
This is why I love tumbler, these are my kind of people!
I am Sorry... I've Fibbed... I made Grimace very small and Transparent so you Can Play with him like a Beanie Babies...
No beta we die like Azure.
I get existential dread and both childhood and loss trauma! Yay!!! Not like I have it already-
au where everyone becomes their pfp go
"I SHALL SLAUGHTER THE HAND OF RIGHTEOUSNESS."
"I shall no longer lay prisoner to this husk of flesh, blood, and bone that holds me."
"I can taste it; the mind of the mindless."
-Bvnneyrabbet, pre-Two Time rework, going insane from trying to get Two Time's legacy milestone 4.
ROBLOX YAOI LIVES ON.
Last Song: Trash by Alex G
Fav Color: Purple :3
Last TV Show: I don't remember the last actual tv show I've watched so the closest answer I can give is Battle For Dream Island.
Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet. I need to feel like I'm ascending to godhood.
Relationship: Unpeacefully peacefully single. My mind is in a crisis trying to figure out my orientation. Definitely on the ace spectrum.
Last Search: Roblox Forum Archive (my vicious desire for roblox men makes me so desperate for any scrap of content regarding them.)
✨ GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS! ✨
tagged by: @saijspellhart
Last Song: Full Course for Candy Addicts (MioDioDaVinci ver.)
Favorite Colour: Red
Last Film: The Lion King (1994)
Last Show: Gargoyles (1994)
Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Spicy
Relationship: Single, not particlarly interested in them
Last Google Search: change ui language handbrake
Hmm I'll tag @kcuf-ad @shifuto @lavenderr-starrs @skiel-infinity @thundermarisol and @baconbirdie- anyone else is free to join in if they want to as well ^-^
Lurking through the Roblox Forum Archive due to my horrendous roblox and Forsaken autism and my need to lurk through archived messages to get a grasp on possible personalities for the admins that are gonna be added to Forsaken, and found this thread. And it's funny as fuck.
https://archive.froast.io/forum/83367468
<<< le pizza pwn
Is it bad that I recognize where this quote is from.
How the fuck do I write Shedletsky...
No beta we die like that damn dove.
THAT IS NOT PERIWINKLE.
THAT IS FUCKING OXFORD BLUE.
FUCK.
oh yeah also twogaty.
…dude.
DAMN.
hi sorta back but only on main blog
so another creature has decided to infest my mind
(BLOCKTALES SPOILERS UNDER CUT)
THIS GUY
YOU ABSOLUTE HATER
WHAT DID I SAY
YOU AND YOUR ELDRITCH ASS
Currently writing about several characters in the forsaken admin gang that we barely know jackshit about and eating sugary snacks.
Finna try listening to hatred's soundtrack for the first time as I write, will update later.
hi sorta back but only on main blog
so another creature has decided to infest my mind
(BLOCKTALES SPOILERS UNDER CUT)
THIS GUY
YOU ABSOLUTE HATER
WHAT DID I SAY
YOU AND YOUR ELDRITCH ASS
YAYYYY VINDY'S BACK :D
hi sorta back but only on main blog
so another creature has decided to infest my mind
(BLOCKTALES SPOILERS UNDER CUT)
THIS GUY
YOU ABSOLUTE HATER
WHAT DID I SAY
YOU AND YOUR ELDRITCH ASS
conversation.
no I AM NOT A FREAKER FOR STICKMASTERLUKE-
fascinating.
Probably one of the more unique titles I've written along with the dusekkar weed brownie incident.
Anyway It's 6 AM and I haven't slept I'ma go eep now.
I just remembered something.
I have this public playlist about Clockwork on Spotify.
And I just remembered having a dream with it in it.
In the dream, I went to check on the playlist to see if anyone saved it, and only one person did. The weird thing was that the playlist picture had changed to two clockworks kissing.
Two clockworks kissing.
Should I draw that some day?
Something I thought I'd share.
THE LAST GUEST IS GETTING A REMASTER.
So on the 19th, me and my friends watched The Last Guest in a call.
After we finished the movie, I said, and I quote; "Imagine if the last guest gets a remaster."
THIS WAS BEFORE WE KNEW ABOUT THE TLG TEASER TRAILER.
I FUCKING PREDICTED IT.
Also btw it says yesterday cause it's currently 1:11 AM as of writing this. Finna eep now.
yes we do, builderman. yes we do.
FUCK YEAHHHH. TORMENT THOSE BITCHES!!! X3
Even better when you're a shipper.
*points at my favorite characters*
I like you, so naturally you must suffer
Drew a silly lil thing for easter since my sona is a bunny. X3
Also ya dat is me gettin pat by da stickmasterluke!!! Yayy!!! He's my favorite character. :3
gore/body horror cw/tw for the people
i have the intense urge to draw wings sprouting from shedletsky’s back, deformed and caked in blood and bits of flesh. i want to see what’s it like to feel feathers forcefully emerge from skin. i want to see them twist and turn in unnatural ways.
wholesome activity
EPIC!! >:D - WE LOVE BODY HORROR IN OUR FORSAKEN CORNER X3
I got this pink sketchbook that I always keep on my nightstand and in said sketchbook is where I draw the horrors. No soul knows what lies in the pink sketchbook.
a thing that kinda pisses me off when people ask to see my sketchbook is that they always turn to a random page instead of the front. LIKE BRO PLEASE SEE THE FIRST PAGE I HAVE LITERAL CONTENT WARNINGS I MADE OUT OF ANXIETY FOR THIS EXACT SCENARIO-
BONUS!!! SORCUS IS LIKELY GOING TO BE A KILLER!!!
SORCUS, SERANOK, AND MERELY ARE ALL CANON TO FORSAKEN AND ARE POSSIBLY COMING TO FORSAKEN!
Why? How did you get this information? - Well, this is gonna be verbatim, as I found this information on a comment on the forsaken fandom wiki.
"One of the developers have made a series of tweets about one individual messaging two other users, an M and an S.
After a few days of more of the messages, the one sending them used very similar words the description of a gear which is for Sorcus, meaning the one sending is Sorcus. The ones he was sending a message to were alluded to be siblings, and there are two members of the Roblox staff who are related and have an M and an S, being Merely and his brother, Seranok.
The same developer reposted the posts saying that it’s Sorcus, Merely, and Seranok, confirming that they are likely apart of the game…or atleast Sorcus, idk."
FUCK YEAHHHH.
Was in a call with a bunch of my online friends and we were all watching The Last Guest together and talking to each other after it, so have some random events that happened during the call.
Matt x Daisy x Guest 1337 polycule.
Doomed yaoi posting.
Chanting for Matt and Guest to kiss.
"DESTROYING RASCISM!!!" "..da movie!"
Polycule chanting.
-after movie-
Discussing what could of happened if the bacon war is canon to the forsaken timeline. Admins kick the bacons asses and ban em probably after Guest 1337 presumably "died".
Talking about the newly revealed admins, Sorcus, Seranok, and Merely.
Discussing what could be happening when the admin gang is slowly disappearing.
Stickmasterluke's magic stick (I am not kidding).
Discussing if Merely looks gay.
Doomed yaoi posting.
The Masked and The Decayed doomed yaoi.
"What if he was fat and hairy" - talking about Guest 1337.
Telamons Bonus mentions.
Telamon posting.
Discussing if Merely looks gay again.
Rabbet screaming over a drawing of Stickmasterluke and having her older brother come and check up on her.
SORCUS, SERANOK, AND MERELY ARE ALL CANON TO FORSAKEN AND ARE POSSIBLY COMING TO FORSAKEN!
Why? How did you get this information? - Well, this is gonna be verbatim, as I found this information on a comment on the forsaken fandom wiki.
"One of the developers have made a series of tweets about one individual messaging two other users, an M and an S.
After a few days of more of the messages, the one sending them used very similar words the description of a gear which is for Sorcus, meaning the one sending is Sorcus. The ones he was sending a message to were alluded to be siblings, and there are two members of the Roblox staff who are related and have an M and an S, being Merely and his brother, Seranok.
The same developer reposted the posts saying that it’s Sorcus, Merely, and Seranok, confirming that they are likely apart of the game…or atleast Sorcus, idk."
FUCK YEAHHHH.
Ay look at what we got for the forsaken admin gang. We got:
Fatass chicken with an alter ego.
The boss who is done with everyone's bullshit.
Giant angry bitch.
Magic deer in denial.
Zesty bisexual angel twunk.
Teapot kisser.
Troller².
Rich bitch 2: cardboard edition.
Seranok.