Remembering The Time I Dropped Half My Bagel Between The Fridge And The Counter And Collapsed Against

No because when ever I'm sad I think about how JFK never fucking saw the moon landing on live broadcast, he never fucking saw it happen and he never will because his head into hamburger helper, he only was around for like the test flights with like, the monkeys that kept dying and like, *maybe* the successful test flight with a human but who gives a shit about that when the Soviets all ready did it like... So everything was in a sad dead monkey tone at the time like that's so unfair

Me when your mom:

I hate the standards for shoe wear now, what happened to glow up Skecher shoes?? What is this 500 doller shoe trend? I want my feet to glow and shimmer, and have to progressively slam my foot harder into the ground as they get old

The demon within

I'm still thinking about the dr seuss ride at Universal scariest shit ever 10/10

My taste in music is immaculate

Hay I'm haveing a hard time with motivation to keep going. I would really appr-

School:

You ever just forget basic ass knowledge? Like I forgot what a fucking rhombus was and I had to fucking Google it, a fucking shape i