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HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Might write the fuck outta a Christmas fic but I wanna see who wants to see what written

If I never post anything again it’s because my back snap crackle popped too hard and I died

They call me a campfire the way my back snap crackle and pop when I bend down

It's almost that time of week again!!!

Kay so. Gonna try and keep going with this one. Maybe finishing by new years. Might bring it into 2025 but I’d really rather not. Probably will though.

Ik this is primarily my marvel blog but hey I just shamelessly advertised this fic on my last post twice so here’s the third one cause good things come in threes (or so they say)

demi et demi (4560 words) by aishi Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru (mentioned) Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Oikawa Tooru's Father, Oikawa Tooru's Mother Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor, Angst, Humor, Alternate Universe - Magic, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Slow Burn, Slow Burn Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Established Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Slice of Life, Prince Oikawa Tooru, Knight Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru-centric, Friends to Lovers, Childhood Friends, Eventual Happy Ending

Summary:

Tooru was seven when his world was flipped upside down with the sudden absence of his best friend. And Tooru was seventeen when his world was flipped back again with the sudden reappearance of his… well, he couldn’t really say best friend now, could he? He wasn’t sure. --- Trying to update every Monday!

Made a shitpost account visit at your own risk

Also happy December folks thirty one days until oblivion (2025)

Pitfalls of being a French student is that now French words are in my vocabulary so my fic planning in my head goes like:

Fake dating AU avec les hommes de Haikyuu set in Daisuga third année ou college AU five plus one fluff crack getting together et Asahi getting shit on and being called a cowerde

if you’re staring at your screen in despair, just remember: so are most writers. solidarity.

If you ask me how many years ago 2020 was, I’ll say four.

However.

If you ask me how many years ago 2015 was, I’d say five.

If you ask me how many years ago 2016 was, I’d say five.

If you ask me how many years ago 2017 was, I’d say five.

This also applies to 2018–2021. They were all five years ago. There is no contest. They were all just five years ago. This also applies to 2009–2014. Also five years ago. No I do not know why I think this.

Anyways, I thought of this because I saw the date on a fic that was published in 2017, and thought, oh that’s pretty recent, only five years ago. Then I thought about it and was like, no, it’s been seven years. Almost eight.

So anyway 2009–2021 (excluding 2020) was all five years ago, sue me.

To all the people who follow me for marvel stuff,

I am so sorry. I am so so so sorry. I’ve abandoned you and I am going to continue to abandon you until someone requests something that seems relatively easy to write.

Until next time,

Viie

(PS. This is totally the cue for yall to request stuff. I can’t promise I’ll get to it but please do and maybe I’ll pick something up.)

UNCALLED FOR

YOURE RIGHT BUT THAT WAS FLIPPIN UNCALLED FOR

Me: *on tumblr, minding my business*

My next chapter, sitting unfinished:

YOU

BULLY

Find more creative insults sheesh—

I mean OH NO MY POOR HEART I CANT TAKE BEING ACCUSED OF SUCH A TERRIBLE THING, I COULD NEVER, HOW DARE YOU—

I belong at Karasuno because I’m a crow not bc I can fly but bc I love shiny stuff and I will befriend you if you feed me (and I’ll feed you back!!)

CHOCOLATE XHIP COOKIES

Yes.

The One Where They Wear Cheerleader Uniforms (9255 words) by aishiteruyo Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou, Sugawara Koushi & Semi Eita & Oikawa Tooru & Akaashi Keiji & Kozume Kenma Characters: Sugawara Koushi, Semi Eita, Oikawa Tooru, Akaashi Keiji, Kozume Kenma, Sawamura Daichi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Shirabu Kenjirou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Yamagata Hayato, Kawanishi Taichi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Bokuto Koutarou, Konoha Akinori, Kuroo Tetsurou, Yaku Morisuke Additional Tags: Pretty Setter Squad, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Crack, Crack, half crack, Misuse of Cheerleader Uniforms, Fainting, Blushing, Stuttering, Quite Copious Amounts of Gay: Viewer Discretion is Advised

Series: Part 1 of Setter Squad Shenanigans

Summary:

What can happen when Suga, Oikawa, Semi, Akaashi, and Kenma are put in a group chat together?

The answer this time around: wearing a cheerleader uniform in front of their respective crushes to see how they react.

Did I mention I was retiring from Marvel yall

pretty (10000 words) by aishiteruyo Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou Characters: Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Natsu, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Fukunaga Shouhei, Yamamoto Taketora Additional Tags: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Self-Doubt, Self-Esteem Issues, Body Image, reassurance, Kuroo Tetsurou is a Good Friend, Protective Kuroo Tetsurou, canon-typical lev slander, Getting Together, Confessions, 5+1 Things, Quite Copious Amounts of Gay: View Discretion is Advised

Summary:

5+1 times Kuroo calls Kenma pretty.

I'm too lazy to make another post so here a reblog, courtesy of moi, merci beaucoup.

a chemical change in the brain (17520 words) by aishiteruyo Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou & Kageyama Tobio, Kageyama Tobio & Sugawara Koushi, Iwaizumi Hajime & Kageyama Tobio, Kageyama Tobio & Kindaichi Yuutarou, Kindaichi Yuutarou/Kunimi Akira if you squint, Hinata Shouyou & the volleyball Characters: Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Kindaichi Yuutarou Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Confessions, Sickfic, Concussions, Fever, man that sounded very doctor-like, Kageyama Tobio-centric, Kageyama Tobio has abandonment issues, Team Mom Sugawara Koushi, Getting Together, Hinata Shouyou is Sunshine, Hinata Shouyou's Sun Smile, no beta we die like daichi, technically

Summary:

Kageyama screwed up. He really screwed up.

Okay look, Hinata getting a ball to the head was a regular occurrence, but usually, he popped right back up and he would be fine. Sometimes, he’d need an ice pack.

But today?

Hinata didn’t immediately get back up like one of those annoying self-righting roly poly toys. He kinda just laid there for a very long, very silent twenty seconds, before sitting up and asking why he was on the floor and why everything was so bright.

So Kageyama really screwed up.

library lunch dates (and the sort) (32320 words) by aishiteruyo(reviiely) Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, shirabu kenjirou & kawanishi taichi, Semi Eita & Tendou Satori, Semi Eita & Tendou Satori & Ushijima Wakatoshi, minor Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi - Relationship, minor Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou - Relationship, semishira Characters: Semi Eita, Shirabu Kenjirou, Tendou Satori, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Sugawara Koushi, Sawamura Daichi, Akaashi Keiji, Original Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou Child(ren) Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Semi's dad is an asshole, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Harm, Self-Hatred, Self-Doubt, Self Confidence Issues, Semi Eita needs a hug, Semi Eita-centric, Musician Semi Eita, Semi Eita is Whipped, Protective Semi Eita, SemiShira - Freeform, Marriage Proposal, lots of em - Freeform, Post-Haikyuu!! Time Skip, Only the last chapter though, Love Confessions, Shiratorizawa, Threats of hair straighteners

Summary:

Shirabu forgets to eat lunch. Semi skips it purposefully. A love story with plenty of random weird stuff that happens in between, like Semi working himself too hard, Shirabu needing help with his music homework, and Ushijima suggesting that they go make out in a closet.

I actually had a plot for this but it just kinda ended up Like This, but I think it's functional enough for my first Haikyuu fic, so please enjoy!

(For my marvel people, I am ever so sorry for skipping out on you and returning with this.)

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER SKIPPED CHAPTER BUT I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YALL SOMEDAY

Begging for a young Phil and May Academy fic like I’m not currently writing one

Clark Gregg in Law & Order's "Life Choices" (1991)

me @ my mutuals

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

better than drugs

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

Natasha Romanoff: *walking into chaos*

Clint Barton: “-I told you she was uncontrollable! She's been doing this ALL night!”

Bruce Banner: *arguing with a cat* “Sit. Sit. Stop. Don't climb on that, that's your mother’s new curtain. She will kill you if you wreck it! She will kill you and then come for my head- Liho. Liho!”

Clint Barton: *catching the falling table* “And now she's got styrofoam.”

Bruce Banner: *diving* “Drop it, Liho!”

Tony Stark: “I got her blocked on this end- Come here, Liho! Come to Uncle!”

Steve Rogers: *lifting milkbones* “I found the treats! Come here, Liho!”

Clint Barton: “Why aren't you a dog, Liho?!”

Liho: *whips out the claws* *hissing*

Natasha Romanoff: *laughing*

Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees

Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:

Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.

Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.

Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.

Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:

Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.

Basic Features of the Site:

Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.

The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top

You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.

Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up

You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff

You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.

Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.

Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:

Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog

Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.

If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.

You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"

Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.

Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.

We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.

Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.

General Etiquette:

Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.

Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.

Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it

You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.

Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.

Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit

You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.

Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.

Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.

If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal

Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.

Tips:

Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension

In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.

You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!

Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs

Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.

Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!