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Funnily enough My another headcannon is David has an enormous sweet tooth. The poor man is constantly having people think he likes bitter stuff. The two of them are constantly switching drinks. David's favorite drink is large strawberry frappuccino with extra whipped cream and strawberry puree.

Redactober Day 3 Asher

Headcannon Asher doesn't have a big sweet tooth, but everyone assumes that he does. For example, he will eat a pint of ice cream, but he won't eat it for a few days. Asher's coffee order is a small black dark roast with light cream.

Redactober Day 3 Asher Talbot

Headcannon Asher doesn't have a big sweet tooth, but everyone assumes that he does. For example, he will eat a pint of ice cream, but he won't eat it for a few days. Asher's coffee order is a small black dark roast with light cream.

I'm going to be real with y'all. The reason I'm hesitant about writing my thoughts about bright eyes and darlin is that. Some y'all don't understand their not 100 percent in right with their actions.

I get some people kin characters or really like them. But some y'all can't handle when the Canon it's self has valid criticism of their actions. I don't want people being upset at me bringing it to attention when Canon itself says yah that's a problem or really bad flaw.

I'm currently writing my thoughts about bright eyes and Sam relationship. And ho people misunderstood parts of or don't fully understand why he may react to bright with mixed emotions.

Head cannon

I feel that Asher has vitiligo. People don't notice in till he wearing shorts or shorts.

Aggro is Marie favorite. She would say he her favorite guy. Milo is just like ma.

Sam finding he has sibling. And he meets get meet freelancer. While freelancer meeting Sam they both go ahh so life also decided just test us.

Tank is consumer of snacks. You have to hide them. If not they will be gone.

I'm having so many mixed feelings about bright. Like Sam being upset at bright makes so much sense to me. For me I feel somber for happen to them and Fred but they literally ignore red flags that something was wrong. To point where it was three inches in front of them.

Like they have very interesting character flaw. I personally feel bright is not the best person but that would change as they learned to be vampire.

Also I do feel vincent would not have the best feelings about bright for very understanding reasons.

butter pecan butter pecan

Samuel answer me. Butter pecan what in the

Of course Sam favorite ice cream is butter pecan.

Headcannons

Milo has Instagram and tiktok just for his cat. Aggro gotten viral twice.

David looks just like his mother and recently he gotten chance to see picture of her resemblance is uncanny.

Lasko has too many games that he haven't completed.

Freelancer and Sam are siblings. Sam teaches freelancer more about healing m

Damien and Huxley help lasko out when he moved in to Damien old place.

Sam wore has hats for occasions.

Asher viltigo but no one notices in till he wearing shorts.

David wears makeup to hide his freckles it's angel favorite part.

Lasko learn how to do black hair mainly to braid freelancer hair. This was second thing co worker found out about. He helps braid or twist their hair.

Huxley speaking in Korean and tamil has different tone voice. He doesn't sound the same in none of his native.

Caleum loves making cards. Freelancer has a folder full of them.

Guy and Angel are cousins but they look like they are siblings.

Vincent is allergic to fish he found out when Sam gave him fried catfish.

I have never hated two characters more by their voice than Quinn fox and porter solaire.

I'm their biggest hater.

If they have no haters left assumed Im dead.

I do know how to feel about bright eyes turning as I found out that them and Fred. Was urban exploration the wonder world. I know I should have some sympathy but can't muster it. It's weird like maybe it cause what I know of urban exploration. But I don't think me learning their. Would be enough to see more about old lore on vampires.

Like guys I'm trying and it kinda hard not going lie.

I can imagine the bois( David, Asher and Milo) playing the borderlands series with Sam and as they play Sam becomes decent at games.

when they reach borderlands 2 they love sam as he healer and it's become hilarious that he just want to nope out of some bosses.

The games leaves moments like this

Let say none them can't keep straight face with claptrap.

This happen to Milo at least three times year with David and Asher.

Here's an example: it's not perfect, but I tried.

The most cursed redacted fun fact I know is if you speed up Sam he sounds British and if you slowed down Quinn he sounds southern. Yes this is true but I hated every part about it.

The most cursed redacted fun fact I know is if you speed up Sam he sounds British and if you slowed down Quinn he sounds southern. Yes this is true but I hated every part about it.

They have been finished.

Kody got the bare minimum

The damn crew with few demons/daemon

It's the gang.

Also, here's some headcannons.

Damien gets card the most, he just very baby face.(Despite that he's still the most threaten one.)

Lakso hair grayed earlier and everyone was concerned its stop graying.

The freelancer had wolfcut after Gavin confession because he mentioned he liked it. They just grew it out.

Huxley is mixed, and he knows Korean and Tamil.

Gavin and caleum have pink in their hair, but gavins is his hair color while caleum gets his hair tips dye it.

Vega got called a poor itachi-copycat. He was more confused because he didn't know about anime or manga.

Kody is light yagami apologist.(I will not explain or accept con crit about it)

The freelancer asks lasko listener to do box braids or bubble braids.

Lasko and Huxley goes foraging in forest sometimes.

Gavin and Damien have a minecraft world where one section is just on fire and there's a big ass crater =.

Nobody knew that Gavin had horns in till like bowling.

As fanbase we like Headcannon sweetheart and Sam as siblings but have idea.

What if the freelancer is Sam sibling. They both are freelancers.( Formerly for Sam) So imagine after you run away your parents separated one them have another kid. But decided to hate magic so their kid don't run away.

Despite that they still leave for Dahlia cause they decided to learn more about magic. So imagine one day the do family tree site thing and they get ping for sibling who lives in town. Forget about it.

One night they get coffee for all nighter assignment and they meet this vampire. They talk for bit and they remember family member thing go.

"Yeah I have family by name of Samuel Collins. But I don't know where is Dahlia. All I know he does real estate."

"Well it honest work even paper work is a lot."

So yeah imagine you meet your long lost sibling. Their life is just as chaotic as yours at times.

The other way they meet is though lovely cause lovely swears freelancer and Sam look like to find their siblings.

The damn crew with few demons/daemon

It's the gang.

Also, here's some headcannons.

Damien gets card the most, he just very baby face.(Despite that he's still the most threaten one.)

Lakso hair grayed earlier and everyone was concerned its stop graying.

The freelancer had wolfcut after Gavin confession because he mentioned he liked it. They just grew it out.

Huxley is mixed, and he knows Korean and Tamil.

Gavin and caleum have pink in their hair, but gavins is his hair color while caleum gets his hair tips dye it.

Vega got called a poor itachi-copycat. He was more confused because he didn't know about anime or manga.

Kody is light yagami apologist.(I will not explain or accept con crit about it)

The freelancer asks lasko listener to do box braids or bubble braids.

Lasko and Huxley goes foraging in forest sometimes.

Gavin and Damien have a minecraft world where one section is just on fire and there's a big ass crater =.

Nobody knew that Gavin had horns in till like bowling.

All vampires in redactedverse have heterochromia and I don't know how to feel about that

It's Asher and David along with their fiancés. How I picture them.

Note: I head cannon David having colorblind, specifically Tritanopia.

So the bottom pictures are how David sees them, along with his self.

Here's the information on the pictures, if not readable.

Left photo

Alice Louise Dupont-Shaw

Age:28

Height:5'0

Pronoun:They/She

Note: Small hands, undercut, french and cat lover

Beatrice "bee" Morris

Age:32

Height:5'4

Note:Has contacts, Phone charmer hoarder

Pronoun: They/Them

Right Picture

David Shaw

Age:30

Height:6'9

Note: Colorblind, Wear contacts, Multiple earrings, Silk press hair, Destiny fan

Asher Talbot

Age:30

Height 6'0

Note: Halo lover, Wants to play borderlands 2 with friends, Painted nails

Headcannons

I think David color blind and no one notices. Sam knew cause David look at a green vegetable and said it was cyan color.

Darlin is deaf and when they don't wear there hearing aids. They closed their eyes so they don't listen to people.

David ,Sam ,babe ,honey and lasko has astigmatism. Lasko has it the worst.

David, Sam, lasko, and guy needs glasses. Guy wears contacts and honey was thrown off by seeing guy with his glasses.

David, Asher , Milo and tank got their first ear piercings together.

Milo is reason David knows how to his hair when it's natural.

The fact that this post in not far from this one

Redacted fans trying their hardest not to post any cowboy meme with the caption "Sam"

(reblogs are open btw)

I took the new magic user quiz and I got Electro Energetic.

The personality traits descriptions sound almost like the complete opposite of me though. I'm surprised I got it.

Guy: What language do they speak at the center of the Earth?

Guy: Core-ean 😃!!

Honey: The center of the Earth is around 5430 degrees celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they don’t NEED a language.

Guy: Core-ean 😄!!

Okay seeing all these Redacted Audio posts on my feed has pushed me to finally continue listening to all the audios again.

It will be slow progress but eventually I will make it to the end. I believe in myself and my constant mild brainrot over this media to carry me through.

No, fr. I have never been able to stop thinking about this ever since I first started listening. But for life reasons, I haven't listened to all of the audios already.