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Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:
Office Siren Dear
Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32
When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried
They cried in their car on the way home after their last day
I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther
Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them
They found him and beat his ass (again) after
The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him
That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves
Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)
Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between
Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style
Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once
Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has
Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes
Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor
Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them
I need, not want, poly DAMN crew content with Co-worker!!!
Spoilers for Friendsgiving 2023
THE SILENCE FOR CO-WORKER & FL TALKING WAS SENDING ME!!
Hux's "their really hitting it off" honey, it'd be dead silence if there wasn't boom ass music playing in the background
Also, "a really destructive orgy" is now the main reason why I ship the DAMN crew as a polycule, bc joking about doing it with all of your best friends is totally something a normal friend group does(ik their not normal but still)