Redacted Lasko’s Listener - Blog Posts

Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:

Dear Headcannons!!

Office Siren Dear

Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32

When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried

They cried in their car on the way home after their last day

I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther

Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them

They found him and beat his ass (again) after

The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him

That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves

Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)

Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between

Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style

Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once

Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has

Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes

Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor

Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them

I need, not want, poly DAMN crew content with Co-worker!!!

Spoilers for Friendsgiving 2023

THE SILENCE FOR CO-WORKER & FL TALKING WAS SENDING ME!!

Hux's "their really hitting it off" honey, it'd be dead silence if there wasn't boom ass music playing in the background

Also, "a really destructive orgy" is now the main reason why I ship the DAMN crew as a polycule, bc joking about doing it with all of your best friends is totally something a normal friend group does(ik their not normal but still)

I want to eat this :3

Inspired by @claracatlady ‘s lil outfit series for her listeners, I wanted to show off some of my Coworker’s style~

They prefer to feel open, flowy. Fitted tops + loose bottoms combo enthusiast. They’re not really a fan of the colder seasons, if you couldn’t tell lol They can work with autumn, but winter just kicks their ass— (despite that, they’re a Christmas lover)

(I might do this with my Baaabe and Doc too, what do y’all think?)