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Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)
Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!
Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Noel: Is something burning?
Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.
Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.
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Ocean: You’re right.
Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?
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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?
Noel: I only take cash or credit.
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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?
Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.
Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.
Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*
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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!
Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Ricky arrives on zolar
RIP Ricky Potts, you would’ve loved Danny Sexbang 😔🙏
Dan should absolutely cover Space Age Bachelor Man from Ride the Cyclone, that song is so fucking NSP coded. The 80s space theme, weird horny vibes, the campy ass outfit Ricky wears, that’s literally Danny Sexbang
I personally don't believe Legoland was pre-cyclone. I believe it is and only was post-cyclone.
Let me explain myself before you start telling me I'm wrong
Jane Doe was the one unidentified body of the cyclone disaster. She was unidentified because she lost her head and it was never found, Nor could anyone in Uranium recall her
And you might say "Oh but she just came to Uranium after her parents got arrested so nobody got used to her yet" that's where your wrong. Penny Lamb had a criminal record by 15 years of age and her brother Erza sold his medication to collage kids for money, I've never been to Canada yet but I'm sure anywhere in the world if a pair of kids that young came anywhere with a history of parents that grew weed and did and still does all that stuff? That news would spread like wildfire
And if Penny had a brother how was she unidentified if Erza could very well have went to the corner himself and outright told them she had gotten on the ride and it must be her. But again how in God's name would a card like Penny Lamb be left to a Jane Doe after all the stuff she's done back when she was 15?
Now think if Jane was originally someone else
A girl who did in-fact joined the choir late and didn't bother to talk to alot of people around Uranium because she planned to pack her things and leave as soon as she graduated
Excluding herself from any social gatherings, Any school events that aren't mandatory, only going out to get food so she can continue to live. Someone who never made friends because she didn't want to say goodbye
Someone nameless.
Think about it; With Jane originally being Penny there's a shit tone of plot holes but if Jane was someone totally different who never made herself known because she had the same goals as everyone else in the choir, It makes sense.
She'd have no friends so nobody in any of her classes could tell the corner anything, No shop workers probably didn't know more than maybe what groceries she bought every time she came, There's the possibility her parents were either out of the picture or didn't care enough to identify her; Neglectful or downright horrible parents are things that can happen in the real world and which we see with Mischa, Noel, And Ocean
And let's be honest, Ocean's parents were most likely not the ones to come claim her, It would most likely be people from St. Cassian and around Uranium considering how loud and "overpositive" she was which was most likely a huge contrast from everyone else
Constance we know had parents who ran the Blackwood Café which would make her well known among the town
Noel we know has a mom and was the only openly gay kid in a homophobic town and he was always told to dial it back so by that logic he had to have stuck out alot, Making him known
Mischa was the town's teenage fuck-up, He stole communion wine, He seemed to have caused some problems here and there which again makes him known
And Ricky was always acknowledged as some helpless boy because he was disabled which caused everyone to treat him hell-of-a-lot differently which obviously made him known and we know he had helicopter parents so-
And Jane? Well if she were Penny she would be well known enough to at least have a name to her corpse. But no Jane didn't get that, Which means she must have been someone duller, Someone more forgettable.
Someone nobody would know even existed till she was dead
Someone like the nameless person we see in at the fair with the choir.
And Karnak stated multiple times that he didn't know who Jane was and he genuinely feels guilty about having these CHILDREN die without doing anything so why would he lie when he can very well make them so much happier by telling Jane who she was, Having her remember so she has her own song to sing and not one of a nameless face
Think what you will but I highly doubt Penny was pre-cyclone with the amount of plot holes in that theory. But rather Penny is post-cyclone thus leaving the Cyclone's Jane Doe to a new story to begin but never an old story to tell.
(I suck at explaining shit😭)
How old the choir kids are from oldest to youngest
I had my dad help me calculate the choir kids birthday and also figure out what year they were born, it took hours because I don't understand math and dates because it's to confusing, hopefully it's right cuz I went over them way to many times.
Oldest to youngest
Mischa: Born Sunday, August 18, 1991, on September 14, 2009, (which was the day they went on the cyclone) age was 18 years, 0 months, and 27 days
2. Constance: Born Thursday, November 14, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 10 months, and 0 days
3. Ocean: Born Sunday, December 22, 1991, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 8 months, and 23 days
4. Noel: Born Thursday, March 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 6 months, and 9 days
5. Penny/Jane: Born Tuesday, April 7, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 5 months, and 7 days
6. Ricky: Born Friday, June 5, 1992, on September 14, 2009, age was 17 years, 3 months, and 9 days
This is for the people who have been wanting to figure out what year they were born and who was oldest and all that
I finally finished my perfectdolls fanfic, I hope you enjoy it