Riyo - Blog Posts

So I saw this dress on @ahsokalegend​‘s page, saying it was for her Foxiyo fic called My Guardian angel (witch by the way you should definitely check out cause it’s awesome) and me and my one braincell were like “I need to see her in the actual dress” and this is what came from that. She was really fun to draw, and I’m feeling nice so if anyone wanna use this for whatever you can without my permission. (unless you plan to take credit, then don’t cause that’s just mean)

Gachiakuta appreciation post cuz YESSSS IT DESERVES I JUST FINISHED THE MANGA and it's GOOD ASF i loved it I read it in a day😭 I like everything abt it . The characters, the plot, the world, the power system. Everything is so uniquely good. I love it. I'm patiently waiting for the anime pls c'mon drop it already🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Unintentionally funny things in ‘I am in Eskew’ (aka me listening to an actual heterosexual podcast and finding every second brilliant in the worst kind of way)

Riyo’s *ratatata* of a hatch being opened in ep 15, sounding so similar to “I’m in the ghetto” that it wacked me out for a couple of seconds

The monotone of David’s voice as he does an awful *scree scree* in reflection of Kenneth’s fuxking stress ball like please my boy how the fuck did u manage to keep a straight face??? While recording THAT???

The entire “my supervisor and my supervisors supervisor” bit in ep 11 that went on forever? Even better when David thinks they’ve swapped roles and doesn’t even dignify changing the titles

The burial part presiding Allegra’s backstory, wherein David sounds unsure whether it is a religious thing or maybe a kink thing when the people starting getting horny for burying themselves. And the fact he and Allegra just go “aight” and leave to go talk about tragic backstory stuff

Allegra manically shouting “just fine!!! Alright then!” When her friends melt into goo as if that isn’t a whole ass gen z mood right there

David and Allegra beginning to date and stand together against eskew after experiencing the fucked up dance recital, only for David to get REALLY into human sacrifice through sack vore at his new job almost immediately. What the fuxk David

David seeing Kenneth as a mere flesh blood with a stress ball fused into his chest: ah, my prayers were answered I get to keep my best friend

David to Allegra: don’t worry, doors and walls have power here. The dancers won’t get through. *Dancers coming through the wall* here’s Johnny! Allegra:

*several strange packages appear on his doorstep* David, quite literally: this is fine *apartment nearly gets swallowed up by freaky tenant, but at least there’s a cereal bar in a jacket pocket* David: I’m winning *apartment finally gets swallowed up* David: aight imma go feral now thanks. I’ll take my hammer and haunt y’alls asses now good day

*stuck in an immigration office and being subject to a “safety check”* Riyo, a coloured woman: ah this shit again

*eskew gifts David a child who likes to play peek a boo over cornflakes* *david snatched away the box* check mate u little fucker

The whole series really just ending with David punching out his identity crisis and then???? Becoming a ghost??? A bird??? And riyo just being like: this was fun and eskew is gonna vore the world but I on the other hand am gonna go find a new dude to get cripplingly attached to

A heterosexual clearly wrote this ending