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i feel like shoto would be that one kid who's allergic to everything. like that one kid who refuses to eat your bday cupcakes cause he's gluten-free, lactose intolerant, egg-free, peanut-free, wool chafes his skin, and only drinks milk warm.

and shoot me but i think he's got a bit of tism. like a little bit or am i misreading him? obvs like not picking up on social cues n his need for structure and routines. idk not really a hot take but a take.

why do y'all assume that virgins are innocent? as a fellow virgin... i know stuff. i clearly don't have experience with others but i know how it works. and like i'm pretty sure that virgins have done some wack sexual things by themselves cause they haven't done those things with anyone else... or is that just me?

i'm tired of all these fics with a virgin reader where the male lead is like "this is your clit and if i do this, then it feels good". yes, sir, i'm aware of what the CLITORIS is, where it is, and what it does. i'm not a child. you do know that i'm not a child, right?

idk that's what it's giving idk.

i need to write a fic now about "impure" virgin reader if you will x bakugou or some hottie. i hate the concept of purity i really do. and i hate this idea of virginity being "taken", specifically through penetrative sex.

you're not "taking" anything from me because i'm not an object. you can't have my virginity it's not yours.

virginity, in my opinion, is about a lack of sexual experience. it's going to look different for everyone. of course, once you've had sexual experiences then you're no longer a virgin and that's fine. like you don't need to be a virgin to be worthy of love from a man. and if a man cares about how many men you've slept with then he's not a man he's a piece of shit.

like if you're not a heterosexual, your first sexual experiences might not look like penetrative sex and that's okay. why is it that virgin sex fics focus so much on the act of penetration as the key divider between being a virgin and not? it's not that straightforward. and it doesn't matter that much, in my opinion (i'm clearly not religious).

istg if i read another smut where the reader is referred to as a 'cumdump' i'm gonna lose my marbles.

fanfic authors, wtf? i've never heard of anything less sexy than a fictional man referring to me as a 'cumdump'.

worst one yet has to be the 'cumrag'. i should just refer to myself as a 'cumcan' (formerly, trash can) or 'creampit' from now on. even those sound better than 'cumdump' ffs.

i know some people like degradation, and if you enjoy being referred to as a 'cumdump' then be my guest. but, why is it that when a man is supposed to be mean to his female sexual partner, we gotta start using the most outrageous terms like those aforementioned.

'my little slut' is great. it's functional. we get the picture. i don't see the need for innovation.

it's like referring to eyes as 'orbs' or 'irises'. or dicks as 'meat sticks' or 'firm virile sausages'. you're welcome to get creative with your derogatory terms, but please don't.

okay so i'm writing an nsfw chapter of my bakusquad omegaverse fic right now and like it's dawning on me like... can omegas even swallow an alphas cumshot?

am i fucking dumb or like??? sorry if you weren't ready to read that btw.

so like right if slick and knotting is turned up to 100 in omegaverse, how could you swallow that knot, ya know? it's like GUSHING mountains of cum like?

i'm not saying that you (as an omega) should take it like in there okay but where else is it gonna go? like on you? i mean yes ma'am but fr like, you're gonna need an everything shower after that cause it's probably soaked into your pores, iced you like a cake.

has anyone else ever had these thoughts before or am i like...😃

okay but plot twist omegas are like snakes. like you know how snakes will lay next to their prey and size them up and like get larger and starve themselves so they can consume their prey.

hear me out... so like, omega's stomachs prepare themselves by speeding up the digestive process to swallow their alphas cum. and the stomach knows to do this because of pheromones the alpha releases as they approach their orgasm. was that too much?

or maybe omegas shouldn't swallow cumshots idk.

bless your sweet souls if this came across your feed i'm dearly sorry but also thank you for taking a moment to glimpse into my mind

the best kind fr🫡 hoping to write more fics along these lines tbh