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screams and cries and climbs the wall and violently throws up

This world needs heroes #OW2

“I WANT ALL THESE MOTHERF***ING REDS OFF OF MY MOTHERF***ING OBJECTIVE”

-Soldier76

Snake76 strikes again

Snake76: We meet again, Psycho Mantis!

Zenyatta: Why hello, Jack.

Snake76: Dammit! He’s  already started his mind reading!

Zenyatta: ... Have you been playing Metal Gear again?

Snake76: STOP READING MY MIND, PSYCHO MANTIS!!

Snake76

Snake76: Medic, do you hear me? Mercy: Jack? Is that you? Snake76: Dammit, medic! I’m Snake! Medic: o.. k.... snake? Snake76: Hang On, Medic, I think I see my enemies *Enter Widowmaker, Genji, and McCree*

Snake76: Well, well, well. Look at what we’ve got here. Sniper Wolf, Cyborg Ninja, and Revolver Ocelot all working together.

Widow: What? Genji: I think he’s talking about us. McCree: Why am I an Ocelot?

Snake76: CAN IT, Ocelot! Or should I say, Liquid!?

*Enter Dva in her MEKA*

Dva: Hi, guys! Thanks for waiting for me.

Snake76: GASP!! It’s Metal Gear!! and It’s fully operationa!!