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Dean: I'm trash
Castiel: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
Dean: :D
Gabriel:
Gabriel: Sam, I'm trash.
Sam: I know bitch I can't find an effective way to get rid of you either
Gabriel: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Cas: [crouches down]
Dean: [kneels down]
Sam: [sits on the floor]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: I fucking hate you all
[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]
Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?
Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.
Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?
Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*
Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?
Cas:Watch.
[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]
Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.
Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.
Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!
Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.
Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!
Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.
Dean: If you hurt my brother, I’ll fucking kill you and-
Gabriel: Yeah Yeah Yeah, whatever boss man. I have no intention on hurting Sammy. To be honest, I’m more scared of your mom.
Dean:
Dean: no, that’s fair.
Sam: (drunk) hey! You’re my favourite bitch
Gabriel: I… didn’t realize I was your bitch. Or that you had other bitches
Sam: your other personalities are also my bitches, but this one’s my favourite.
Gabriel: awwww…I think?
Sam: ya know, being tall has a lot of disadvantages.
Gabe: yeah right, Name one.
Sam: the cramp I get in my neck everytime I look at you.
Mary: can you pass the-
Gabriel: I’m in love with your son!
Mary: salt. Uh… which one?
Gabriel: Sam, obviously.
Mary: good, cuz they don’t talk about it, but I’m pretty sure Dean and Castiel secretly got married and never bothered to tell anyone.
Sam: It's really dark here
Gabriel: Don't worry I got this
Gabriel: *stomps heelies*
Gabriel: *slips and falls*
Gabriel: Damn it. I thought I was wearing my light up Skechers
Sam: I'm glad it's dark
Dean: I’m cold
Castiel: I told you to bring a coat! (Begrudgingly wraps Dean in his trench coat)
Sam: it’s pretty cold out
Gabriel: here (wraps self around Sam) better?
Sam: uh… we’re about to go question the witness, so…
Gabriel: shhhh… just let it happen
There it is again. That familiar urge to finish Supernatural knowing damn well I'll give up before I reach s15