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this isn’t spyxfamily related but i wanted to show my art :P u guys shud follow my moot @deceitfying on tt !!
“Their hearts are delicate, like glass. Yours especially.”
Ascended Pure Vanilla: *holds bf rival gently*
OH YES, SHADOWVANILLA (yeah wip)
or what should they call their ship? i love them, thuhtless recluse and sage of truth
mmm, love this dynamic
i want to cry because i never got these skins((
Google is spreading shadowvanilla propaganda
*reblogs with tears in my eyes*
Chat is it too much to hope for a scene where Shadow Milk Cookie is greatly weakened and trying to hit Pure Vanilla Cookie while he can barely stand while screaming, "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU", but eventually, when he realizes nothing is working, he just breaks down and starts crying into PV's robes, and then Pure Vanilla Cookie leans down and starts holding him and comforting him and saying, "Shhh, it's alright" and then Shadow Milk just lays there crying in his arms?
Is that too much to hope for?
OMG WHAT IF THE REASON HES LIKE THIS IS BC HE CANT SLEEP WELL BC OF THE "ALL SEEING" THING, AND HE CANT REST PROPERLY BC HES CONSTANTLY GETTING THE EQUIVALENT TO AN UNSKIPPABLE AD WHILE HES TRYING TO SLEEP
Wakes up at 7AM vs Sleeps until 2PM
Lady of Deceit - 3
It was a beautiful sunny day. The sun was shining, the birds chirping a wonderful song, the wind nice and cool.
It was simply a perfect day. . . . For chaos!
The cookie cleared her throat, then clapped her hands together. "Alrighty then. Vocal cords ready, jam sugar replenished." She placed her hands on her hair to adjust her blue bow, then patted her locks so her eyes could close. "Let the show begin!"
She perked up when she heard familiar voices walking closer to her side, then snapped her fingers to release the hounds she had taken for her grand performance. "Ahem. Aa ahh~ Perfect!" She cleared her throat again, then inhaled. "HELP! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!"
"Huh? Sounds like someone needs our help!" She heard a cookie, Gingerbrave if she recalled, speaking up making her giggle. "No! I can't laugh yet, I have to hold it in. HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!" she continued to scream, turning around to run towards the cookie's direction with the hounds on her heels. When she saw familiar cookies rushing towards her, she made sure her eyes widened and began to cry. "AHH SO SCARY!"
"Don't worry Miss!" Gingerbrave called out, brandishing his candy cane out as he and his friends ran towards the hounds. "We'll take care of this!"
The cookie ran and hid behind a tree, before poking her head out to stare at them. "Annnd target captured." She giggled, placing her hand over her mouth to hide her grin. After watching them deal with the hounds, she stepped out and adjusted her dress, fiddling with her sleeves. "Um, thank you all so much for saving me!" She said, letting out a sigh of relief. "Those hounds suddenly started to chase me when I was taking a walk. It was so scary...."
"It's alright now Miss." A warm familiar voice spoke up, and she blinked when she felt warm hands cup her own. Pure Vanilla Cookie gave her a smile, his eyes opened making an unfamiliar feeling creep up inside her, which she was quick to shove down. "I'm just glad we got here in time. Here, let me see if I can heal any of your injuries."
"Ah - thank you kind sir." She forced a giggle out, blue heterochromatic eyes staring directly at the bright blue soul jam that was here, HERS! As she felt Pure Vanilla use his power on her, a warmth that made some part of the cookie want to curl up in a blanket and sleep peacefully, she shook her head to quickly get back into character. "Thank you so much. May I get your name good sir?"
"Oh!" He let out a soft laugh. "Of course. My name is Pure Vanilla Cookie, and these are my dear friends, Gingerbrave Cookie, Wizard Cookie, and Strawberry Cookie."
"Hello!"
"I-It's nice to meet you."
"Good day."
"Hohohoho! It's nice to meet all of you." She smiled. "You cookies are so shiny and so strong!"
Strawberry Cookie tilted her head to the side. "Shiny and strong?'
Oops, she might have made a mistake. Oh whatever, that's what improv is for! "Yes! So shiny so strong! The aura you guys radiated when you were fighting was so . . . . beautiful. So inspiring! You guys could be the protagonist of your own epics! Your own stories!"
"Awww" Gingerbrave blushed, Strawberry Cookie let out a squeak and pulled the drawstrings of her hoodie to hide a bit, and Wizard Cookie huffed with pride. Kids, so naive. Well, at least that was solved.
"You four gave me your names, but you don't know mine!" She gasped, removing her hands from Pure Vanilla's grip to pick up the edge of her dress, and gave the four a bow. "I am Blueberry Jam Cookie. It's a pleasure to meet you all!"
"The pleasure is all ours." Pure Vanilla chuckled making Blueberry let out a giggle. "Would you like us to guide you back home Miss Blueberry? It's pretty dangerous in the forest."
"Oh my~" Blueberry Jam beamed. "That would be so! See, I actually came here to get a few more supplies for my trip! See, I'm actually moving out and wanted to gather a few berries, but I forgot my wand back home and well the hounds found me and . . . .well you know the rest."
"Oh! Where are you heading Miss Blueberry?"
A grin formed in her face, and she bit back her cackle. "Why, Vanilla Kingdom!"
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Lady of Deceit - 2
Shadow Milk wasn't sure how much time had passed.
Days? Weeks? Months? Years!?
He didn't care really. All he cared about was that He Was Tricked.
"How the fuck did he do it!?" The Beast Cookie mumbled, raking his hand through his hair, the eyes on his locks closing instinctively so he wouldn't poke them. "I . . . . I completely outsmarted him! I was the one in charge! Me, me , ME!"
He suddenly paused, more memories hitting his head. 'Sometimes, you need the darkness to see the light.' rang in his head as a picture of a card for an Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie, literally identical to the cookie he had ran away from, flashed in his eyes, and a scream of pure rage escaped his mouth. "WITCH DAMM IT!"
So, everything he had experienced, everything he had faced, all of his ideas, all of his plans, capturing Pure Vanilla and watching as he turned into Truthless Recluse . . . It . . . Was. . . . All . . . . SCRIPTED OUT!????
"AGGGHHHHH! STUPID DEVELOPERS! STUPID WITCHES! STUPID BEASTS? STUPID ANCIENTS! STUPID FUCKING PURE VANILLA COOKIE!'"
(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ
After even more hours of screaming and unfortunately crying, he was calm now.
Shadow Milk. . . . .was calm .
Breathe in . . . . Breathe out . . . .
In . . . . Out . . . .
Now, what should she do? Should he give up and mope forever? Find the stupid Cookie and drag him back to the Spire so she could beat him up? Awakened Ancient or not, with enough spite and rage, Shadow Milk could do anything.
It was literally his motto! In both lives! With enough spite, rage and dedication, you could accomplish anything!
Shadow Milk slowly blinked before a smile grew on his face. "I should write that down somewhere."
Back to his original thought, what could he do? Everything had played out the same way it did in game, so could he even do anything?
Shadow Milk hummed in thought and pushed himself to float in the air, then moved his body upside down as he closed his eyes. "Decisions decisions.....Ah! I got it!"
It was a beautiful plan! A marvelous plan!
It was a splendid beautiful marvelous plan!
With a wide grin on his face, Shadow Milk flipped his body right side up and allowed his feet to touch the ground, walking towards one of the few mirrors that didn't break. "Hmmm," he hummed, cupping his cheeks. "If I make my hair a little bit shorter....ah! This dress looks dashing on me? Oohh what about this eye shadow!"
A few minutes later, the female cookie twisted and turned as she appraised herself. "Beautiful! Well, off course I'm beautiful I'm well, me!" She proclaimed, placing her hands on her hips. "Silly Vanilly, did you really think I'll let you go? Never."
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Lady of Deceit - A PureShadow Fanfic
Filled with rage after Pure Vanilla tricks him, Shadow Milk Cookie suddenly gets an onslaught of memories making him realize that fuck, he was living his second life.
Not like that mattered, he was still so pissed at him! Fuck Pure Vanilla for tricking him and snatching his Soul Jam! HIS SOUL JAM!
No one out tricks the Cookie of Deceit, no one. Which is why Shadow Milk came up with a plan, a wonderful plan! A simple marvelous wonderful plan!
. . . . But why is she suddenly dating the guy she hated!?
Lady of Deceit - Next
Unlike what most people assume, gaining memories of your past life doesn't always happen as soon as you're reborn.
It could be in an instant yes, but it could also take one day, three days, a month, three months, five years, fifty years, a fucking century.
Shadow Milk Cookie doesn't actually remember how long it took for him. All he remembers is that it happened as soon as Pure Vanilla awakened.
It wasn't slow and sweet, but fast and abrupt. As rage filled his heart and the urge to take, take, take Pure Vanilla and crush him because how DARE HIM TRICK SHADOW MILK! THE BEAST OF DECEIT!? HOW DARE HIM! Sudden unfamiliar memories hit him.
A young female staring at her friends as they gushed about a Cookie of all things.
Staring at the game title with curiosity and intrigue.
Pulling on the gacha.
Getting invested in the Lore.
Making theories, joining the fandom, reading stories, looking at art, hyperfixating on Cookies of all things!
Growing up some more.
Dying.
And suddenly Shadow Milk simply couldn't take it anymore, there was no point!
So, she (she?? well, she would work with it, so she.) with rage still making her jam rush into her head, let out a loud scream and teleported away. She ignored Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple and marched into her quarters, the onslaught of new and old memories colliding making her head hurt like hell.
Many things broke because of her rage. Cups and plates? Gone. Paintings? Destroyed, tables? Now a bunch of splinters.
Most people when it comes to reincarnating as a villain always had one thought. 'Oh! I want to be a better person! So I should change my ways for the greater good!'
Not Shadow Milk though. In fact, instead of redemption, the one thing going through her mind was.
"HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TRICKED BY THE FUCKING COOKIE OF TRUTH!!????"
Welcome folks! Ready for some giggles? Lady of Deceit AU was inspired by @toonlestial SM as PV's wife!! Because I took one glance at fem sm and my inner eye opened and all my writers block disappeared
Unfortunately I can't draw.... but I can write insane fics!!! So um...I hope you all enjoy ✨
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(Hoping this ask doesn’t get buried or eaten oop—)
First of all, I just wanted to say that I absolutely adore your art! I was already leaning towards having PureShadow be my new favorite ship, but seeing all the wonderful art you’ve made for it sealed my fate lol. Love these two fools and I can’t wait to see them make each other worse better :3
Secondly, if you’re still doing requests, could you do smthn with Shadow Milk being genuinely flustered by Pure Vanilla? Like SM acts all “Ohhh I must be your favorite cookie! You think I’m sososo pretty!” and PV hits him with the “u rite,” completely catching him off guard
If you’re too overwhelmed by art requests, feel free to just write about this instead! Either way I hope you take good care of yourself and you have a great day! ^w^
a lil doodle dump for u all before i go to bed!!! i was in a doodling mood todaayy ☺️ my sketches r always a lil messy,,, forgive me for that eheh…🥲
Pocket Emo Boyfriend
there’s an ask for this but i csnt find it, sorry x)
Consider this a part 2 to the previous post
(also this is just for fun while I continue to draw and waste my life away on these gay cookies...)
Absolutely no context. Take it as is. (I made these and more a while ago and completely forgot I have a Tumblr to post on now)
The beasts say in unison
Lmao I'm so sigma idk
Anyway CacaoPure, BurningVanilla, FairiePure, WindVani and ShadowVanilla mentioned lmao.
then they like shadowfaerie
(ac alikuarso)
This and people on Pinterest it’s so tiresome
Got really bent out of shape reading someone somewhere griping about Beast x Ancient shipping (which doesn't usually happen to me but I'm in a shit mood today), so I slapped this together. Shout out to all my Beast x Ancient homies, keep on keeping on, haters mind your damn business
Current Summary of Beast-Yeast
Mystic Flour: I want that cookie so fucking bad
Burning Spice: I WANT THAT COOKIE SO FUCKING BAD!!!
Shadow Milk, episode 7 and most of 8: I want that cookie so fucking bad... and now he's all mine 😈 I win I win I wiiiiiiiin
Shadow Milk, end of episode 8: Me? Wanting that cookie? Lol. Lmao, even. Perish the thought, and yourself along with it! I don't want that cookie! I NEVER wanted him! Never ever! He's NOTHING! NOTHING TO ME!!! He's a TRAITOR and a LIAR and I HATE HIM! I hate his silky hair and his kind eyes and his warm smile and his gorgeous robes and his soothing voice and that outstretched hand, so soft yet so strong, reaching for me, trying to draw me closer to him and his sugar-sweet proclamations of understanding and companionship- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! I HATE HIM! HE'S NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING AT ALL! I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM- *throws himself on the floor in a red-faced tantrum*
sketch based on @burningcheese-merchant ‘s yandere beasts au! (although i suppose this sketch is a little too…. cheery so you could imagine this outside of a yandere context too 😭)
Burning Spice and Shadow Milk being the two most,,, i suppose passionate abt their silly little (yandere) crushes is cute (ft. in denial Mystic Flour)
some charts because I find them really fun. I've already posted the shadowvanilla one, but I didn't like the art on it, and I wanted to update a bit of it since the trailer
Sage of Truth is a cutiepie I'm sad we won't have any story sprite for him.
ignore the ship tags, unless u ship them then don’t this is intended for all audiences 😫