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Nero: you know, I just realized something, you’re the reason I have a drinking problem.
Vergil: of course I am. I’m your father.
Griffon to V: trust me, I haven’t lead you astray in ten minutes
Y/n: I’ve never killed before
Griffon: *clears throat*
Y/n: that hasn’t tried to kill me, or bother me....or tried to marry me.
Griffin to V: hey I’m still naked. I’m always naked and you didn’t notice. Now you can never unsee it.
Vergil: y/n! Y/n! Grab my hand! As your future husband I command it!
Dante: Uh oh you shouldn’t have said it! *looks at Y/n* Here’s a hammer!
Fallen: demons bring nothing but suffering and trouble.
Dante: Nah I also brought booze.
Nero: Dante I’m afraid!
Dante: just stay close to your father!
Nero: that’s why I’m afraid!
Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.
Over religious guy: I shall drive you out with these sacred tools.
Nero: you’re a sacred tool.
Vergil: *Slams the door to Devil May Cry open* Dante. The mother of my child is trying to kill me.
Dante: *Not looking up from his magazine* Which one?
Vergil: I know how to pick them....