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i continue with clyde & kenny headcanons because they’re so horribly funny i can’t even–
so they both can’t flirt normally and that’s kinda the reason why girls don’t really like them so much. their pickup lines always either have sexual subtext or just are extremely cheesy. ESPECIALLY CLYDE he has no idea how to do romance and kenny’s advice makes things worse.
clyde, desperately, on the verge of tears: Craig, do you think girls like dickpics? Cartman said they do but I’m uncertain and Red just texted me–
craig, very monotonous: First of all: why of all people you’re asking me about flirting with girls? Secondly: why on Earth would you ever listen to Cartman’s romantic advice? And finally: you do know that Red is my cousin, right?
tweek: And girls do not like dickpics, Clyde.
kenny: But I do. You can send it to me, sweetheart.
and clyde is so desperate he actually considers sending it to kenny for a moment, while kenny tries to tell him a tutorial on how to do great pictures of yourself and craig and tweek just in sync give him a smack upside his head
(bonus: they’re both canonically confirmed (s20e6) to use 😏 most in their chats and idk why but i find this funny af)
i’ve been randomly thinking about clenny (clyde x kenny) a lot recently so here are some of my thoughts on their friendship/relationship!!
i think kenny is so flirty to clyde all the time because clyde is One Hundred Percent Straight [lie] so he would get shocked and embarrassed EVERY time and kenny would laugh so hard at clyde’s reaction.
but then there’s this one time when clyde actually flirts back and there’s a dead silence in the room because nobody saw this coming. and kenny is so surprised he really blushes ‘cause he has no idea how to react now??
kenny, flirty as usual: Hey, Clyde, my babe, you wanna go home together?
clyde, suddenly self-confidently smirking and winking: Why, you wanna give me a ride?
kenny, blushing from surprise: Um.
craig:
tweek:
stan, shocked: Dude.
tweek: What happened to our only straight buddy? :(
and clyde just rolls eyes internally dying from embarrassment
heyy i wanted to post here some of my Absolutely Random Headcanons on south park kids (non-shipping version) ;D ig it’s the part one or smth??
tweek is a theatre kid. after that fake break-up with craig he realised how he actually enjoyed pretending to be who he is not, and how he might’ve had a real natural talent for this thing. also he thought theatre was a great opportunity to overcome his fears and anxiety and be a little bit more self-confident, so he went to the school theatre club and signed up.
and it was probably the best decision he’s ever made. he knew he would like it but he had no idea it would be so much fun. although some kids at school tried to laugh at him for being gay AND liking theatre, he didn’t really care because being on stage, transforming into fictional characters, memorizing script was so great. and it was the only hobby he got really into – and believe me, due to his adhd he had plenty of hobbies. his most favourite part was definitely feeling hundreds of eyes looking at him – although most of the time owners of those eye were just bored to death students who were forced to go and see a school play. he liked it anyways, because it was such a big step forward for him – having a possibly dangerous and scaring situation totally under control.
also his biggest regret is that he can’t really sing due to his tics that make his voice sound trembling so he can’t participate in musicals, although he has a big soft spot for them. his whole playlist is basically songs from broadway musicals. he tried to force craig watch them with him but craig is really far from theatre – especially when it’s not tweek who’s on the stage.
by the way, clyde is in the theatre club with tweek because he heard that bebe and other girls like guys who are really into art so he was choosing between painting class and theatre club and chose the latter (‘cause tweek’s in it and he thought he didn’t have to put much effort in the club activity. poor innocent soul. if only he knew tweek goes absolutely wild when it comes to a perfect stage play).