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so i was thinking more about nobody understanding kenny’s role in creek relationship (he’s dating them both lmao) and i thought about kyle being really concerned about kenny’s moral values. so one day he gets pretty sick of all those rumors and decides to find out the truth directly from kenny (because he has this awfully strong sense of justice).
kyle: Hey, Kenny, may I talk to you for a second? Over there.
kenny: (Sure, dude, what’s the problem?)
kyle: I… I don’t know if you knew about this, but… um…
kenny: (But what?)
kyle: Oh, God, it’s difficult to explain… Listen, I don’t believe a single word Cartman told me about this, because he’s a fat perverted asshole who fantasises about other people’s personal lives all the time, but… I know that it may sound ridiculous, but there were some rumors…
kenny: (What kind of rumors?)
kyle: Well, you know… That you might be… *whispers* going out with Tweek.
kenny: (Oh.)
kyle: I told Cartman that you wouldn’t do something that immoral and that you don’t go out with people who already are in a relationship, but he keeps saying…–
kenny: (That’s true.)
kyle: …that nonsense about… Wait, what?
kenny: (What?)
kyle: What did you just say?
kenny: (That it’s true. I’m fucking Tweek.)
kyle: …Dude! What the fuck?
kenny: (What’s the problem?)
kyle: What’s the problem? He has a boyfriend, Kenny! How could you do that to Craig?
craig, suddenly showing up right behind kyle: How could he do to me what?
kyle, scared: Nothing! Nothing, we were just… talking about our last game night when Kenny killed you online.
craig, raising an eyebrow: Is everything alright?
kenny: (I’m sleeping with your boyfriend.)
kyle, terrified: Kenny!
craig: What?
kenny: (I’m sleeping with your boyfriend, dude.)
craig, completely emotionless: Oh. Me too. Cool. Hope you like it. Okay, see you later. *walks away calmly*
kyle: What???
kenny: (I know. Gays sure are weirdos, aren’t they?)
kyle, speechless: …
kenny: (Well, nice talking to you, Kyle! I’ll see you at the next game night.)
creekenny being an absolutely hilarious ot3 part four
so nobody in the town knows for sure if kenny actually dates one or both of them. like, everyone is pretty used to seeing creek obviously dating and not even trying to hide it, and their parents know craig and tweek are dating but literally NO ONE understands kenny’s role in this relationship. there’s always some rumors and gossips here and there from some girls who saw kenny kissing craig after the party, or tweek holding kenny’s hand lovingly.
and when someone is really desperate enough for knowing the truth to actually ask one of them who tf is dating who in this odd love triangle, they always get different answers because these three mfs find other people’s curiosity hysterical.
they’re like:
kenny: (Ah, yes, that’s a threesome. Like a regular sausage party but times three, you know.)
craig: Uh, Kenny? Yeah, he’s, like, our pet, ‘cause me and Tweek aren’t allowed to have another guinea pig.
tweek: Kenny? Well, he’s kinda stuck with us for some reason. Man, I don’t know, maybe he wants to steal our stuff when we let our guard down…
kenny: (I’m just working undercover to check if they’re actually gay or just pretending to get more money and attention from girls.)
tweek: Wait, what do you mean “dating”? Gah!!! Are you implying he’s sleeping with my boyfriend? I thought he was hanging out with us because Craig owes him money! That son of a bitch!…
craig and kenny, trying so hard not to laugh: 😱 Oops, busted…
i dont talk about creekenny enough so here’s a headcanon i’ve been thinking about !!
you might think about creek being softies to each other, but actually they’re the ones having constant fights and arguments and getting kenny involved in this. and like, at the beginning he actually tried his best to help those two make peace, but at some point he got pretty sick of it so he prefers to just stay out of their silly little fights knowing they can’t possibly stay mad at each other for too long. so now he doesn’t usually intervene (unless the fight is really serious but that happened only once or twice) and mostly he hangs out with cartman until craig and tweek solve their problems. and don’t judge him ‘cause he’s actually really willing to help but most of the time they just don’t need someone else’s help.
it usually goes like this:
kenny: (Hey guys, you wanna have a movie night?)
tweek: I am NOT watching movies with this two-faced heartless prick!
craig: Neither am I. Kenny, could you tell Tweek to go fuck himself?
kenny: (Oh god, not again…)
tweek: Actually – GAH! – I have a better idea. How about we watch movies together, Ken? Just you, me and the romantic night.
craig: He’s not gonna watch your gay-ass musicals.
tweek: Well!! Uh! He’s not gonna watch your stupid documentaries either!
kenny: (Why am I even trying?)
tweek: So what do you wanna do, Kenny? Do you choose spending time with your favourite boyfriend, or, huh, hanging out with that lame asshole.
kenny: (Actually, the “asshole” part sounds kind of entertai–)
craig & tweek, shouting in sync: Kenny!
kenny: (Alright, alright! Actually, guys, I’d rather get drunk with Cartman watching superhero movies until you figure out your issues.)
tweek: That’s – gah! – a backstabbing move, Kenny!
craig: Didn’t think I’d say that, but Tweek is right.
tweek: Thanks!
craig, looking away: …
tweek, ashamed: …Okay, I’m sorry, Craig.
craig: I’m- I’m sorry too, Tweek. I didn’t mean to upset you, honey.
kenny: (See? Told ya I’m the best throuple counsellor on Earth.)
heyy i wanted to post here some of my Absolutely Random Headcanons on south park kids (non-shipping version) ;D ig it’s the part one or smth??
tweek is a theatre kid. after that fake break-up with craig he realised how he actually enjoyed pretending to be who he is not, and how he might’ve had a real natural talent for this thing. also he thought theatre was a great opportunity to overcome his fears and anxiety and be a little bit more self-confident, so he went to the school theatre club and signed up.
and it was probably the best decision he’s ever made. he knew he would like it but he had no idea it would be so much fun. although some kids at school tried to laugh at him for being gay AND liking theatre, he didn’t really care because being on stage, transforming into fictional characters, memorizing script was so great. and it was the only hobby he got really into – and believe me, due to his adhd he had plenty of hobbies. his most favourite part was definitely feeling hundreds of eyes looking at him – although most of the time owners of those eye were just bored to death students who were forced to go and see a school play. he liked it anyways, because it was such a big step forward for him – having a possibly dangerous and scaring situation totally under control.
also his biggest regret is that he can’t really sing due to his tics that make his voice sound trembling so he can’t participate in musicals, although he has a big soft spot for them. his whole playlist is basically songs from broadway musicals. he tried to force craig watch them with him but craig is really far from theatre – especially when it’s not tweek who’s on the stage.
by the way, clyde is in the theatre club with tweek because he heard that bebe and other girls like guys who are really into art so he was choosing between painting class and theatre club and chose the latter (‘cause tweek’s in it and he thought he didn’t have to put much effort in the club activity. poor innocent soul. if only he knew tweek goes absolutely wild when it comes to a perfect stage play).