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Things that have happened during my last DnD session

Gunslinger: *Compliments someone’s singing*

Rouge: *Smacks him, full force*

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Ranger (me): Let’s catch this guy and collect the bounty already...

DM: Okay So what’s your plan

-5 minutes later-

Ranger: *dressed like a barmaid and being dragged off by the killer*

Gunslinger: *drinking*

Rouge: *hiding in a barrel*

My Panther: *On the roof of the bar*

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After we collected the killer:

Gunslinger: *slams down the wanted poster*

Gunslinger: *SLAMS DOWN THE KILLER*

Gunslinger: Is this him?

Constable: *HANDS HIM A BADGE*

Rouge trying to mooch off the glory: *leans next to gun slinger and falls flat on her face.*