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I’ve been gone for like quite some time now so can everyone just fill me in on what happened 😃

MORE INCORRECT QUOTES

*when the Squad drops food*

Theo: Eh, oh well.

Leila: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Carter: FUCK!

Olly: *just gets more food*

Ridley: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Izzy: *eats the food off the ground*

OK some of these have my personal head cannons, so here are my reason 

Carter : before he never once had a Kit-kat, so when Leila gave him one, he ate it like that, and she just gave him a glare, but he didn’t understand why, so he just continues to eat it like that and the others find it too funny.

Leila : is it the way it should be eaten. Why? Because I personally had a canon her to be more updated on trend, considered socially good  despite being an outcast herself (magggic)

Theo : same with Lelia but I headcanon him to have unhinged or gray day every blue moon and when those days happen if he decides to eat a Kit-kat that day, he’s gonna eat it like the second option soooooooooo

Ridley : she really doesn’t care in my opinion so she eats it the quickest, or most efficiently whatever that is from the top or from the side after all, she’s tired and she wants to get it over with.

Olly & Izzy : I don’t think I need to explain.

More incorrect quotes cuz I forgot I did this ngl

(Pre-Book 1 as I hc that Theo and Ridley were close and both at different points of time met Leila and they made a trio of magic 🪄)

Ridley: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Theo: Awwww, vou're so adorable! Give me a hug~

Ridley: Wh-What? nO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Leila, recording: This is so cute.

I haven’t done these incorrect quotes in like forever’s, so I forgot which ones are already done soooooooo, i’m just gonna do one instead of the normal three 

*The Squad is at Theo's house*

Ridley: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?

Theo: ...N-No...

Theo, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Ridley, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!

Izzy: I see a-

Theo, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Ridley: Oh, well I-

Theo: Hey. wait wait. actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Theo, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Leila: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Carter: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Theo: Now I've discovered more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin'!

Theo: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Theo, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Olly, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!

Theo:

Ridley: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Theo:

Theo, ecstatic: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.

Maybe it’s because Fio sounds too much like Theo 

After all the th sound does sound like a f sometimes

I just realize that when you reblog, it doesn’t actually show your Reblog so..

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I just realize that when you reblog, it doesn’t actually show your Reblog so..

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Answer time!

Here is the order oldest to youngest (with a Bonus of the full name, nickname, and what I think they did? I don’t remember) 

Leonardo Stein-Meyer (Leo) - if I remember correctly, he is the oldest, and plays the cello

Giovanni Stein-Meyer (Gio) - not sure if he’s the second oldest or third oldest (prob 2nd)  and plays a guitar 

Cleopatra Stein-Meyer (Cleo) - (read Fiona’s part)

Fiona Stein-Meyer (no nickname) - Her and Cleo are the two i know the least about  due to the fact, I often confuse and mixed both of them, so I know that both of them are somewhere the second youngest 3rd youngest, one of them, I believe, sing soprano opera, and the other teaches at a high school and plays piano,

The only way I can tell the difference is that the one with fluffy hair plays piano, while the other one with the bangs sings opera.

If you manage to get most of them, correct, congrats!

The two thing I don’t like about the Stein-Meyer is:

1. why is Fiona‘s name different from the others?  like it doesn’t rhyme at all and it doesn’t have a nickname. They couldn’t have gone w/ idk, Aliona? AND IT’S A REAL NAME MEANING SHINING LIGHT? and they could have gone with the nickname Alio? Gio already proved that it doesn’t have to end with EO?

2. Why is Theo name his full name and it’s not something like Idk, Theophanes? Which is the male version of Theophania here given to children born on the epiphany in eastern Christian traditions - just why?? 

Random question 🙋

Name me every sibling of Theo, without looking at the book with their nickname and full name, in order from oldest to youngest.



Random question 🙋

Name me every sibling of Theo, without looking at the book with their nickname and full name, in order from oldest to youngest.



EVEN MOR- nope, you know it now,

*Something crashes*

Olly: Shoot-

Theo: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Izzy: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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Theo: Last night I found out Ridley is a sleep talker.

Leila: Oh, really?

Theo: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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Theo: I am convinced Olly and Izzy share a brain cell.

Leila: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

EVEN MOREEEEEEEEEEEE INCORRECT QUOTES

With Besties Theo and Ridley, scared Carter, Leila, and bickering Golden twins

Carter: yesterday I overheard Theo saying “are you sure this is a good idea ?” and Ridley replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from another room so quickly in my life.

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(Quote one part two)

Theo & Ridley: *making something (sus)*

Leila: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to make that?

Theo: *silence*

Ridley: *silence*

Leila, finally figuring it out: … you two never went to sleep, did you?

Theo & Ridley: …yeah

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Izzy: regular pop is too sweet!

Olly: diet has a weird aftertaste!

Izzy: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet is THE BEST! It doesn’t have sugar! It’s SPICY!

Olly: It has other weird stuff in it! I’ll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR drink!

Izzy: It’s SO SWEET like it’s a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Olly: Which one better Theo?

Theo: Oh! I usually drink water!

Izzy: Wha- NO!

Olly: DISGUSTING!

EVEN MORE INCORRECT QUOTES (generated)

W/ unhinged Theo, chaos trio Ridley and Golden twins, Leila and Carter :)

Carter: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Ridley: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Olly: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Leila: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Izzy: Throw matches at someone who need to get fired up!

Theo: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

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Ridley: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Theo: And here we have a capitalist.

Leila: Did you you just-

Carter: what does all take the moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Izzy: why do you act like we’re three-year-olds?

Theo, exasperated: WHY?!?

Theo pointing at Ridley: YOU HYJACKED A CAR!

Theo pointing at Olly: YOU JUMPED 20 METERS OFF A CARPARK!

Theo pointing at Izzy: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!

Theo: AND YOU ASK ME WHY??????

Some more (generated) incorrect quotes

W/ unhinged Theo, Chaotic Ridley and Golden twins, Concerned Leila and Carter :)

Carter: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.

Theo: Fucking Olly and the Izzy were trying to invoke one of the minor Gods again last night. I didn’t get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting

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Ridley: I just got a pet snake, what should I name him?

Leila: A SNAKE!?

Theo: William Snakespeare.

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Carter: WHY DID YOU GIVE RIDLEY A KNIFE-

Theo: she said she felt unsafe.

Carter: Well I feel unsafe!

Theo: I’m sorry…

Theo: do you want a knife?

Hiii, i’m just gonna plot myself into joining this fandom (after liking *almost* everyone magic misfit post and following most TMM accounts) so here is my offering of TMM content w/ incorrect quotes (generated by a site)

W/ Concerned (+losing his mind) Theo, Tired Ridley ,Chaotic Golden twins, Leila and Carter :)

Theo: What do you call disobeying the law?

The magic misfits unanimously: a hobby.

Theo: *crosses his arms*

The magic misfits: that we do not engage in.

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Leila: the salary of clowns is 51 000 dollars

Ridley gesturing to Izzy and Olly fighting: and yet they do daily, and for free!

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Ridley setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Carter pulling out a Uno card: +4

Leila putting down a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Theo: WHAT ARE WE PLAYING!?

There was this book series I think it was called 'not so happily ever after' where basically a girl and her brother fo through a magic mirror to fairy tales and change them for the better