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A Muppet’s Midsummer Night’s Dream
Theseus, Hippolyta, Lysander, Hermia, Helena and Demetrius are all esteemed Shakespearean actors who keep to the original script, whilst all the fairies and some of the mechanicals are muppets muppeting about with the occasional soliloquy.
I present to you my vision:
Gonzo as Oberon
Believe me when I tell you Gonzo has RANGE. I think his background as an alien will help him embody the more mystical elements of Oberon and we know from his performance as the narrator in a Muppets Christmas Carol he’s a natural leading man.
Rizzo as Puck
Name a more iconic duo than Gonzo and Rizzo the rat? You can’t- of course you fucking can’t. Their chemistry is off the charts, celestial dare I say, platonic soulmates the like of which us mere mortals cannot comprehend. On top of the incredible back and forth they’ll bring to Oberon and Puck, Rizzo has a sense of mischief and is just the right amount of a whimsy can’t do nothing right boy to bring a really endearing vision of Puck to the stage.
Miss Piggy as Titania
Is it controversial to pair up Miss Piggy with someone who’s not her usual leading man? Sure, but bear with me I have a vision. Oberon and Titania are at odds for most of the play and I can definitely see a world in which Miss Piggy beats his ass in front of all the other fairies. Also the role of a glamorous ethereal queen? Are you kidding? Miss Piggy is going to body this role heart and soul.
Kermit as Bottom
Remember when I told you to bear with me? I would never break up a duo like Kermit and his beloved Miss Piggy, are you mad? Bottom and Titania spend the whole play smooching and mucking about with the fairies, not only do these two have the chemistry but it also gives Miss Piggy a chance to serenade her beloved Kermie. The casting also works on a meta level with Kermit playing an over ambitious actor somewhat hemmed in by an eccentric troupe. The only question is with the iconic transformation scene, do we cast a human actor who turns into Kermit, or do we just have regular ole Kermit with some donkey ears? I need the thoughts of the public desperately.
The Mechanicals:
Fozzie Bear as Snug
Waka, waka
Beaker as Francis Flute
Literally his worst nightmare is playing Thisbe.
Pepe the Prawn as Robin Starveling
Just a weird lil guy pretending to be moonlight
Bunsen as Tom Snout
Tom Snouts a tinker- plus he can do Pyramus and Thisbe’s special effects
Scooter as Peter Quince
Typical theatre manager energy.
The Fairies:
The Chickens as Titania’s Attendants
To be honest I can see the Henson company making a lot of cool original puppets for the fairies but you can’t have the muppets without some dancing chickens.
Janice and Animal should also get special cameos as Peaseblossom and Mustardseed respectively and naturally Waldorf and Statler show up to heckle Pyramus and Thisbe at the end.
Disney- make it happen
I've been really getting into the muppet lately
this is really hard to read, but it's true. Disney has sucked the soul out of the muppets. the performers have been trying to put it back, but every time they do they are thwarted by this stupid fucking corporation. fuck you disney
this makes me want to throw up and cry and scream and punch a wall
Muppet Sticker Designs! (if you want to buy these check out my redbubble)
In honour of Muppets vision 3D/the Muppets area closing, here are some pics from my trip there yesterday. (I was in the waiting room looking at muppet Jim when I found out the news).
Muppet Aesthetic #3: Fozzie Bear!
(Sorry I’m putting these out so slowly, I have a lot but I’ve been busy today so that’s why)
Images from Top to Bottom; Left to Right:
1. Quote - Quote about comedy from The Muppet Show guest star, Peter Ustinov
2. Wocka Wocka - Fozzie’s famous catchphrase that was actually appeared first in The Muppet Movie and only once on The Muppet Show
3. Bear - Fozzie is a bear (I thought the bear looked cute)
4. Stage - Fozzie is a comedian and performer
5. Fozzie Bear - The unappreciated comedian himself
6. Rubber Chickens - Fozzie loves rubber chickens
7. Fozzie w/ Banana - Fozzie likes making banana jokes
8. Pork Pie Hat - The type of hat Fozzie wears
9. Fozzie - Fozzie performing in an episode of the web series Fozzie’s Bearly Funny Fridays
Muppet Aesthetics #2: Miss Piggy!
Images from Top to Bottom; Left to Right:
1. Kisses - Piggy loves giving Kermit kisses
2. Paparazzi- Piggy loves attention on her
3. Miss Piggy - Piggy in 1982, outfit similar to one she wore in Season 1 of The Muppet Show.
4. Pink Glittery Glasses - She seems to like pink a lot (she has wore in a lot and her dressing room is pink) and likes glitter (my explanation is bad 😭)
5. Miss Piggy - Diva Queen herself (I think the picture is from the ABC show, The Muppets
6. Tiara - References the tiara she has in The Muppet Movie
7. Miss Piggy - Miss Piggy in a photo shoot (I think it is from the book Miss Piggy’s Guide to Life
8. Hollywood Sign - Hollywood is the land of stars and Piggy dreams of being a star
9. Quote - Iconic image from a Hallmark thing the Muppets did in the 70s
Muppet Aesthetics #1
Here is a Kermit moodboard aesthetic that I made on Jan 1 :)
(Will post the many others I have after this)
Images Top to Bottom; Left to Right:
1. Rainbow - The Rainbow Connection
2. Swamp - Where Kermit grew up
3. Frog - Kermit is a frog
4. Stage - Kermit is a performer (Stage reminded me of the Muppet Theatre arches)
5. Kermit - The Icon Himself
6. Banjo - Kermit plays banjo, as seen in “Rainbow Connection”
7. Quote - Lyrics from Kermit’s other famous song “Bein Green” which was first performed on Sesame Street
8. Kermit Sipping Tea - From a Lipton Tea commercial, became a meme
9. Kermit in The Muppet Show - Kermit in the opening of the show