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Six years ago
Me: Knights? Sounds boring. Greek mythology all the way.
Six weeks ago
One of my friends: Something-something-Dwayne Johnson-something…
Me: DID SOMEBODY SAY GAWAIN?!?!?
this was funnier in my head
Gojo: I’m gonna go look for Geto today
Yaga: to kill him right?
Gojo: yeah..
* wearing blue lace panties with a matching bra. Dark see through lace stockings under his clothes and has lipstick on *
Gojo: to kill him
Me, wandering around on campus late at night: Spood…. Spood… Spooder… I’m not drunk or high, I’m just thinking about arthropods….
today at work this teenager came up to me and asked “do you get paid?”
like, no, jeremiah, i do this because getting yelled at by irate karens all day is my favorite fucking thing in the world.
Garcia: TODAY IS SPEAK NOW TAYLOR’S VERSION DAY!!
Reid: OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT!
Emily: I’m more of a reputation girl.
Morgan: Same.
Rossi: I personally prefer Fearless.
Hotch, singing quietly: Loverrrr.
The rest of the team:
Hotch: Okay, let’s continue debriefing.
What must it have been like to become the most desired, admired, untouchable pinnacles of existence that they became together? To do it alone, incredible. To do it with your, as big a weirdo as you, best friend…intoxicating.
Then to lose it. Fuck a duck.
This or McBeardy? I can’t believe we got both. I have to go and lie down and think about it some more.
Paul McCartney All You Need Is Love outfit
I'm to gay for heteronormativity: just now while having a play full argument about my dad suggesting my mom should go bald and she's like no this exchange happened
Me: I'm gonna be honest mom would not look good bald
Dad: I think she would
Me: OFCOURSE YOU'D THINK THAT YOUR HER WIFE- HIS HUSBAND H- HER HUSBAND! FUCK