Tim Needs A Break - Blog Posts

crashcitycentral

4 years ago

Batfam Jingle bells: Rewritten... Again.

Jingle Bells!

Batman yells!

Jason Todd is dead-

Dick is fired-

Tim is Tired

And Damian is mad.

OH!

swinging through Gotham-

looking for some crime

Gonna make some criminals

shit their pants tonight.

Scaring petty thefts.

defusing a bomb-

Joker has outdone himself

and now Timmy is gone-

OH!

Jingle claps

Batman snapped

That's a lot of kids-

Oh my god

please help this man

he might have an addiction-

OH!

Jingle hoes

There Grayson goes

wait- nevermind he's back

Tim's health at steak

he needs a break

so let him hit the sac

OH!

Jingle fun

Dami's done

but he loves them nonetheless

Jason shot

Batman "I think the fUCK NOT"

so he's the dissapointmenntttttt

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!