Tummy Ache - Blog Posts

Oh god my tummy hurts.

God hates me. I know that because she gave me a FUCKING TUMMY ACHE WHAT THE HELL??

Chat my tummy hurt :(

Edit: nm I just needed to pile so that’s all fine now- and of course a wash my mouth out

Cooked at home for Mother’s Day to celebrate, ig im a good chef cause I ate till my belly hurts, now it’s throbbing and I can’t stop burping 😭

If you’re a lady with big hips and nice lipstick, please use it to leave marks all over my aching tummy, I ate too much and had sprite with banana after and I’m about to explode, it hurts it hurts it hurts 😭😭😭

I did the challenge after I ate a double cheeseburger for breakfast, feels like a bomb went off in my belly 🤯

Filled with milk and belching like crazy, why isn’t every woman in jersey lining up to kiss my gut???

All you gotta do is press the burps out and keep feeding me 💢💢💢

Ate too much Taco Bell, now my tummy feels stretched out and too tight 😭

I’m a certified bellyache survivor, I get full and my tummy starts hurting all of the time, I need a cute lady to kiss my belly when it’s filled… and to keep it filled 😭

I’m still alive and filled… maybe a little too filled, my tummy hurts 💢💢💢

Sad eating time, I got so damn full, ate burgers and pizza and soda, and now my tummy hurts so bad I need belly kisses 😭😭😭

Wtf why is no one rubbing my belly rn? I’m so full and it NEEDS attention… highly unfair 🚨🚨🚨

Got so full I can’t move again, I put on 7 pounds, not that there’s anyone to feel my belly to check 🫠🫠🫠

Feeling absolutely stretched out rn, first time I’ve had to undo a belt in a minute, I reached critical mass 🚨

Im prepping for thanksgiving, by mindlessly gorging until my pants get tight, and tummy gets achy, it’s the season to stress eat 🫠

🚨 ate til Im ab to explode fr fr I can’t stop belching🚨

I ate too much pizza and I’m in pain, I got upset tn and overdid it again, now my head and my belly hurt 🥲

🚨 Attention 🚨 to women of tumblr: my belly REALLY HURTS and needs your lips kissing on it RIGHT NOW, I repeat MY BELLY HURTS and needs your lips on it RIGHT NOW ‼️

Hi, I filled my tummy again, it really hurts, to all the lovely ladies who like my belly… please kiss it… it hurts so much right now ow ow ow I overdid it again

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Gang the Ops got me (my angry tummy is punishing me for eating my allergens, and the toilet is my new home)

Guys it's okay I won the war

The ache in my gut is gone. I've avenged myself.

It's over

(Please look at the last post, I'm being silly)

-Chris Bahng

Can we end all stummy aches because they need to LEAVE!!!

I drank a tall hot chocolate I made because I didn't want to put it in the fridge and now I want death

Laying in the nook of my bed and praying to the magic mist that it goes away because ICKY!!!!

-Chris Bahng