“um.... Where Did The Towers Go? Well Uh” - Blog Posts

alex-is-losing-sleep

1 year ago

dealer: got some straight gas ⛽ 🚗 💨 new strain called tears of the kingdom 😭👍🏻👍🏻 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 🤪

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit.

five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw my wife eat a rock and turn into a dragon

my hot friend purah: *pacing* the nintendo devs are gaslighting us

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anyways totk tears of the kingdom tears of the kingdom spoilers totk spoilers seriously though nintendo gaslights you so hard “what do you mean elemental arrows? those have never existed” “um.... where did the towers go? well uh” “hearty durians??? nooooo I've never heard of such a thing” <— that last one got me so fucking bad btw i thought i was going CRAZYYYYYY

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