Vlad Adopts Everything Instead Of Being Obsessed With Having To Be Maddies Kid Cuz That’s Wierd And Limiting - Blog Posts

Everyone’s always like :

Batman adopts Billy

Superman adopts Billy

Constatine adopts Billy

I say: Fuck it ! BILLY adopts Vlad!

Vlad moves to Faucet city getting away from the past after making up with Danny blah blah blah

And this street kid just decides this “abandoned” mansion is perfect to squat in. But surprise Vlad is living in there!

I want Billy to look at Vlads money look at how unhappy he is look back at Vlad and go “bitch you live like this”

Vlad pays Billy an outrageous amount of money to help fix up the mansion. Billy pops in to wash laundry and cook food for two only to immediately vanish at night/ all the time and Vlad can’t do shit about it

I need Billy to fucking believe that people can change and rip heroes on the league who believe villains will always be villains ... while Vlad is still a villain just not murder hungry one

I want Billy to have a soft place to land and only seeing it as safe because HE is the one that MADE it soft! Vlad needs him and Billy is a hundred percent willing use that knowledge!

The entire situation is a melancholy comedy that writes itself!

Also imagine Shazam calling Vlad cuz ghosts attacked the JL and Plasmius showing up talking to Billy about shit in the far past - thus making everyone double down on the theory of Shazam being super old!

But also Plasmius calling Shazam “kiddo” or Shazam calling him “old man” and THE ENTIRE JUSTICE LEAGUE is just like holy shit Shazam’s dad is a powerful ghost!

Wanting to kill your best friend because he got with the girl you like and then married said girl- —- boring, gross and pathetic.

Falling in love with both of your best friends and growing murder resentful after they refused to visit you in the hospital after you got hurt... in an accident they made, never apologized for AND they got married to each other! —-

Iconic and understandable

Dp x Dc Rant Prompt

Redeemed Vlad = single Gomez Addams

Just randomly adopting kids and finally being his eccentric rich self

Also him and klarion have similar hair styles and they both be immortal so yeah - Vlad adopts klarion hijinks Ensue

Also just Vlad not knowing how to talk to people - vlad finding out what lex luthor did

ALL the ClONES SURVIVED

Dani comes back for the money

Dani hides Conner among her brothers and Vlad doesn’t even notice just immediately accepts it

Also just imagine Danny Jazz Sam and Tucker these assumingly normal people just having an evil ass uncle at their beck and call

Also Sam just taking so much advantage of it

On the flip side this wierd but otherwise fragile looking billionaire for some reason having the Ghost King on speed dial!!!

Everyone keeping their secret identities a secret and Batman/Bruce Wayne and Lex just tearing their hair out - whoops!