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Alternative Titles for Shang Chi
Shang Chi and the fellowship of the ten rings
Or
Wenwu and the legend of the ten cockrings
She’s almost gone.
Liberated from a house that has tortured her for two decades.
Still she remains trapped in her habits, for it has always been so easy to pin it on circumstance.
An adamant refusal to acknowledge that the issue (and solution) resides within.
This will surely be a Brutal recognition
These are pretty good choices. I will say I avoided cat because I wanted to pick creatures different from the current bishops. Since Narinder is already a cat, wanted to go a little bigger. Also avoided the Sloth cuz its a little too on the nose, ya know? lol But i do like these alot. Had to look up the Shrew and Bonobo. Pretty fitting.
In the Cotl Universe, if the 7 Deadly Sins were personified as animals, which 7 would you choose?
Think my picks would be
Pride - Lion
Greed - Crab
Lust - Rabbit
Gluttony - Pig
Envy - Dog
Wrath - Bull
Sloth - Koala
But I'm curious to hear the thoughts and ideas of others.
I just realized with the 8 year timeskip kiana and Mei are almost 30 and I'm kind of losing my mind
The only reason I’d wanna be on Hermitcraft right now isn’t so that I could build awesome builds or hang out with the Hermits or anything like that.
No, if I was somehow whitelisted today, the first thing I would do is ask Grian if the Permit Office is hiring and then refuse to take no for an answer.
I’d be so happy. An hour shift every weekday from 2-3 PM, just copying forms for Grian to torture people with. Maybe a Hermit would occasionally pop in, hoping I’d be able to help them instead of Grian. And I would try my best! But I would be as creepily cheerful about it as possible, emerging from the storeroom with ruffled clothes and unkempt hair to inform them that the files are a bit too hungry today, could you please come back tomorrow? Or putting on ‘Please Hold’ so I can hum along and tell them ‘I love this part’ when the whistling begins. Or send them down to the waiting room with a cheerful warning to watch out for the corners in space and time that sometime appear down there.
Because there is nothing scary in horror than someone who seems completely normal being completely unfazed by all the weird, vaguely terrifying things happening around them.
And that’s why I would want to join Hermitcraft :D
What if Ultra Magnus' big ass shoulders are removable or retractable. Cuz ain't that shit uncomfortable???? Cuz I would find it so
“What if…”
….
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Ok, ok- se que cualquier persona que haya leído el Dark Cream cómic y ahora mismo esté atento al Post Dark Cream no debe entender como Haventale sigue con vida aquí- y todas esas dudas serán respondidas…en otro post, por ahora dejare esto aquí y me iré a fingir que esto es canon por el bien de mi estabilidad emocional después de ver el cómic Cream otra vez
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Ok, ok- I know that anyone who has read the Dark Cream comic and right now is attentive to the Dark Cream Post should not understand how Haventale is still alive here- and all those doubts will be answered...in another post, for now I will leave this here and go pretend this is canon for the sake of my emotional stability after watching the Cream comic again
Créditos/Credits:
Aim & Post Dark Cream by: @zu-is-here
Dream Sans by: jokublog
Havent Sans by: (si alguien sabe, dígame por favor/If anyone knows please tell me- 😭)
nebula 1×02 gave nebula 2×01 nickname 'bula and/or n'uls because that's basically what she did with t'challa by calling him cha-cha 🫠
don't come for me, this can be both platonic and romantic, i don't care, they are both lesbians but one is mean and the other is sly 🤌
because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)
mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-
because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)
mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-
Drawn to Love
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: 1,282
Summary: Bucky catches you swooning over the animated version of him in ‘What If?’ and at first he’s grumpy about it..
Author’s Note: So this idea just came to me after seeing the clips from What If? and how cute animated Bucky is. I mean I may have swooned myself…hehe Thank you all so very much for reading! Much love always ❤❤❤ Divider by the lovely @imerdwarf
Warnings: lots of fun fluff, teases, grumpy Bucky, Steve cameo and then it ends with dirty talk and implied smut (18+ ONLY PLEASE!!!)
Gif not mine: Credit goes to @unearthlydust thank you so very much :)
“What’s that smile about?”
You whip your head up at the sound of Bucky’s voice next to your ear.
“NOTHING!” you nearly shout and slam close the iPad.
“Baby doll…you have that lovey-dovey look on your face again.”
He narrows his eyes before plopping down next to you on the couch. You give him a dazzling smile that looks far too guilty and repeat your answer from earlier.
“Nothing Buck.”
He tilts his head suspiciously before distracting you with a soft kiss and grabbing the iPad away. He rushes into the kitchen and opens it, keeping you away with his metal arm.
“BUCKY! OH MY GOD. GIVE IT BACK!” you scream, trying your best to get at him.
“That’s me,” he deadpans. “You’re watching the ‘What If?’ clips?”
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Another 'what-if?' self-insert scenario, yippee!
🪁 What if Nira was to babysit Telly?
(for @its-a-me-mango 's little event)
• She isn't entirely sure how to interact with kids, so at first she opted to let Telly play with her little fluffy tail. Despite being a living paper doodle, Nira has very soft fur that's surprisingly pleasant to the touch.
• Then she'd engage in all kinds of different activities with them throughout the day: make colourful drawings, play outside with a kite in the warm sunny weather. She would show Telly how to make paper animals, while telling fun little facts about them:
"Did you know that bunnies like to jump around and play with their friends when they're happy?"
🌌 Then, after an eventful day Nira would tell Telly a bedtime story while they fall asleep on her cozy tail.
Maybe she doesn't know how to babysit
Maybe she can't often find the right words of encouragement
But she knows one thing — she will do everything in her power to make sure this precious kid's smile doesn't waver anytime soon
Another 'what-if?' scenario with my sona:
What if Nira got possessed by GodBox! SMG3?
(and by 'what if' I mean what is going to happen)
GodBox!AU by @grinnames . Joining the Possession Collection :)
CW: descriptions of gore!!
The transformation:
hehe. she has the teethies :)
• Despite her harmless appearance, Nira has a little secret — a giant maw with two rows of sharp teeth. She keeps it very well hidden and almost never opens her mouth because she's afraid of scaring people with it 😥
But SMG3 will be sure to use it to its full potential :)
• How it all happened: she gets jumped in the back of an alleyway or something lol
It's over in seconds. She tried to fight. She really did, as much as her weak pathetic body could resist
• As for the consequences:
You see, Nira has an interesting special power. She can manipulate one's bodily functions with a single touch, and as a kind soul she is — uses it to help people. Now what will happen when SMG3 is the one in control? Oh. Nothing good :)
Hmmm, let's see... How about restricting the work of the respiratory muscles and watching, while the person struggles for their life and dies from asphyxiation? Oh, or how about melting ALL the bones in the body so it becomes nothing but a screaming mass of skin and organs? Oh, oh! Or how about slowly increasing the pressure inside the skull till the point everything inside EXPLODES and leaks through all the natural head orifices? The possibilities are endless ~
Hm? How would she feel about all that?
Oh, absolutely devastated :)
Thinking of starting a series of 'what-if?' inserts with my sona. And the first victim is:
What if I worked at RTV's Puzzlevision Studios?
(AU by @4thwallbreakerdraws2)
(long post)
• "Healthy workers are productive workers" — that's something that I think even RTV couldn't disagree on and something that Nira was introduced to when she first started working at the famous RTV Studios.
Somewhere in the studio grounds there's a small department, consisting of a few staff members, that is responsible for taking care of workers' occuring health troubles. And Nira is part of that team.
• Her special powers are [REDACTED] that allow her to manipulate living organisms' bodily functions via direct skin-to-skin contact and In expense of her and/or the patient's energy (the amount of which depends on the patient's body condition, but oftentimes theirs is more than enough)
With a simple touch she can make headaches go away, calm nerves, release back muscle pain, heal paper cuts and coffee burns, make medicine work faster and much, much more. The possibilities are endless.
• As incredibly useful and amazing as that sounds, it also means she has the power to alternate anything in the body. Which is... Well... She tries not to think about it. That is the reason she almost constantly wears her gloves — to not accidentally hurt someone. Not that it ever happened, but still, she is simply too paranoid.
• She takes her job with great responsibility, trying to provide her best help and prove her worth to the company, despite her shyness and anxiety.
That is also the reason why she really admires RTV — The Big Boss rarely comes to the Healthcare section because of it's remote location and his many other more important tasks of being the CEO. But when he does (to check the employees' work, for instance) it's as if a celebrity came to visit.
Well, because he is one. He's confident, smart, charming, powerful and overall incredible figure in her eyes. Truly the most fitting to control The Studio. And that inspires Nira to her very core.
I've recently read What If 2, and since my brain has been pointing true IWTV for a few weeks now, I couldn't help but get stuck on this question:
Link to the entire thing:
This has two possible explanations: The first (most likely) is that vampires in IWTV don't get drunk on the actual alcohol in people's blood, they get drunk on the drunkenness. The second, much funnier explanation is that when you become a vampire you also become a lightweight who gets incredibly drunk on a pint of beer.
"always a dance with you"
So, here's an idea....
So, while on the phone with my girlfriend, I had this thought that made us laugh a bit.
So, we all know the phrase "Go to Hell."
What if, in Hell, demons would say, well, the exact opposite of that, so like this:
In Heaven:
Angel: Ugh, go to Hell, KAREN.
But in Hell:
Demon: Holy crap, Johnathan. Go to Heaven. Nobody f***ing cares.
OK folks so I am tired tonight and have to much thoughts to share that are not really necessary but they just flop into my mind sooo...
I was rewatching Azran Legacy's let's play recently and I am more and more interested in the fact that there is literally only flashbacks to describe how the life of the Bronev family was perfect before the evil TARGENT showed up aaaaaaand.... there is literally not a single development part where it is explained how Bronev became evil, how Desmond grew up and met Raymond, how Desmond had a family of his own etc.
That is the main complain I have about the game. It is really good but important things are a bit thrown as if unimportant ><
And so, growing attached to this lack of development, my mind had to play with contexts and inventing things and so I ended up wondering...
What if Bronev had escaped from TARGENT ?
What if his wife had been killed by them ?
What if he found his elder son and took care of him alone, ready to avenge Rachel and take down TARGENT ?
What if Bronev and Raymond had to take care of a growing young man progressively understanding that his mother will never come back and wanting to help his father getting revenge, then having himself a family, losing them and being 100% ready to take TARGENT down ?
What if they were together, father, son and butler, to solve the Azran's mysteries ?
It would be a sort of a reverse arc for Bronev : before TARGENT, he was beginning to be obsessed by the Azran civilization, possibly leading him to be less here for his family, what he regrets after Rachel's death. After this, he has to take care of his son without his wife and find some balance between revenge, and so the Azran, and life as a lonely father ( even if he is helped by a devoted butler X3 ).
I think somehow I would like to explore this, because I really think that could be cool X3 also, the lack of explanations and development in the games is useful for this because it allows to fantasising about all the "what if" and the "reasons why".
I dunno if I will keep that idea but hey, maybe I will if I don't forget about it tomorrow already ahaha
okay I thought of something
So twisted wonderland characters except for Ace Trappola have unique magic...I feel bad for Ace ..he doesnt have his unique magic. But what if he have his unique magic? so he won't be the only to not have the unique magic
so I was thinking...what if Ciel wearing a Heartslabyul outfits? He does looks cute just to wear it. But what about Sebastian?
My what if
Okay hear me out what if Black butler characters and twisted wonderland characters will be a crossover. I want someone to write a fanfic about it.
What if: what if after white taking out Stevens gem, Rose really reformed?
Rose is really ready to shatter White and I can't blame her for it.
Like mother like son 🗣️🔥
What if humans can reproduce asexually?
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There was a couple, young love. They wanted to start their own small family but the husband had a medical issue that passed down to generations that destroyed their plans. Every day, she try to adopt but can't find it in their hearts to adopt because they wanted a child of their own. Surrogate? They don't have the money to afford a surrogate and no one in their would volunteer.
The husband worked a lousy job that is only enough to afford their small slightly cheap apartment that is enough for a family of 3. The wife stayed home and just browse the internet on ways to get a biological child of their own, not someone else's. They days just played on repeat day and day and day after yesterday.
Until something odd happened.
The wife was cutting away in the kitchen. Cutting carrots and dropping them into the soup. A weak way of doing it but that's just how she does it. She then chopped too hard and she wasn't focused and she chopped a whole small section of her index finger, she screamed in pain and looked down at the finger as blood dripped out and her chopped part on the cutting board, her bone was still attached but the flesh and skin was on the board, blood already sauced the carrot.
She went and put bandages on the finger and was away from the chopping board. Unknowingly, the chopped part started growing, growing and growing into... a child..? A beautiful baby girl was now presented on the chopping board, from a bloody chopped off flesh and skin of a index finger into a baby girl who looked like her mother when she was a newborn.
The wife walked over to see the baby crying, she was dumfounded. Now she has a baby from her index finger and her now index finger that was wrapped in bandages, with the husband soon joining in this new disgusting discovery of Asexual reproduction.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
We’ve all seen the Worm Steven theory right? That that pink Worm in the intro is corrupt Steven?
WHAT IS ITS NOT STEVEN
Hear me out, its a worm, what are worms like? Snakes. Worms are like snakes.
Who have we heard take about snakes in show? Well Steven obviously, (They don’t have arms) But who else?
RONALDO
He had a theory about SNAKE PEOPLE FROM SPACE
SNEOPLE
WHAT IF BIG PINK BOI IS SNEOPLE?!?!?!
Chapters: 2/? Yes, I finally got the second chapter done! I have written quite a bit and decided to space it out between several chapters, and will update them (hopefully) in a timely manner.
I miss writing unhinged ass headcanons like that. Someone please give me Dimentio stuck in a sticky situation to just make it worse </3
The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.
This felt necessary as someone who has a happiness attack whenever they see a Flying Bark project
I mean, the 2D projects ALONE ahshdidhevririfb