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theawkwardarchaeopteryx

5 years ago

"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan."

Now that's something to say at a job interview!

"No! It's Two-Face and One-Face."

He's not wrong though.

"Alfred, give birth to Robin."

The loyalty of this man knows no bounds.

"It contains a coupon for new parents, but it is expired. This is a Joker joke."

Ultimate power move right there.