Me When I See Someone Censor The Word Kill In Real Life / A Website Where It’s Allowed

i'm here to boop people and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum

I love Adam so much, I want to pick him up by his ankles and slam him against a wall sideways like a wet rag 🫶

and they're right!

Spreading the word

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

Not me going through all of your recent posts and reblogging half of them 😭

Slay girly

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

Dude if you were genetically modified into a inhuman creature either constantly aware of what you’ve become or be completely wiped of your intelligence and memory’s, what would you look like???

if i had a nickel for every person grant o brien gave oral sex to in one night in 2012 i'd have fifty nickels. which is a lot. thats like $2.50. you could get a couple gumballs with that

transmasc character of the day: YOU