guess who’s back with the marauders memes
Examples of these gifts include:
A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)
One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.
(Feel free to add more if you want to)
Back To The Future 3 feels like one of those surprisingly good wattpad fanfictions you read in middle school.
It reads like a 14 year old had a weird dream and wrote a Back To The Future western AU in the best way possible.
Also if BTTF3 was a song it would definitely be Andy Warhol by David Bowie.
It’s if the hood gets pulled off
why the actual FREAK is jason wearing a domino underneath his hood???
the purpose???
its not for identity concealment because thats what the HOODS FOR??
I just made a sound like a choked pig because it’s the middle of the night and I’m the only one awake
canonically the way athena’s kids are born in PJO is literally insane what do you mean athena takes an interest in a smart human and then a child just shows up on their doorstep like annabeth is literally the immaculate conception SHE’S JESUS?! imagine you charm a woman with your insane autistic rizz about a topic bc you’re an Intellectual and the next day you HAVE A CHILD IN A BASKET ON YOUR DOORSTEP?! also that means PJO-verse Athena DECIDES to CREATE A CHILD FROM HER THOUGHTS whose whole life is about to be suffering and may not survive. like she may be the most darksided olympian
Leave a note of some kind if you like to nom on your fingers/hands/arms
The last two have especially pretty horns
pinup tieflings <3
which one is your favorite?
I call this drink a Turd Cola and despite what the name suggests it is very tasty. You will need a few ingredients for this recipe, I recommend your local grocery store (and I hope that Polly Chocolate is a thing where you live).
There’s gonna be a picture at the end.
Ingredients and supplies:
Your local grocery stores version of cheap off brand Coca Cola (because boycotting brands that support genocide is a good idea)
Fanta exotic (BUT PLEASE BUY A CHEAP OFF BRAND ALTERNATIVE IF YOU CAN BECAUSE FANTA AND COCA COLA ARE OWNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE!)
A bag of Polly’s milk chocolate, maybe even with Åhlgrens Bilar instead of the normal stuffing. (This can unfortunately only be acquired in Sweden so if you’re not in Sweden then you can just buy mini marshmallows)
Pizza (is optional but the bread crumbs floating around add to the experience. buy something from a local small pizza place and not from the really big chains if you can because most of the really big chains should be boycotted for the same reasons as most of the other things on this ingredients list)
A very large wine glass
Now that you have the ingredients what you’re gonna do is:
Pour in the (ripoff) fanta and make sure that you leave about half of the glass empty depending on how much you want of the other ingredients but really it’s up to you because you can always drink some if it gets too full.
Cola, make sure to leave some space in the top for the other ingredients
Put in a handful of the Polly chocolate/mini marshmallows and if you have pizza then you should make sure to leave just a little bit of extra space but now the drink part is complete
Dip in your pizza slice and let it soak for a bit before taking a bite.
Enjoy your pizza and your abomination of a drink!
The picture of what it should look like:
Here’s where part 1 is (I don’t know how to link it in the neat way plz help):
Based on these posts (1) (2)
I watched that Baymax show and cried but also wondered if Baymax swears so here's a shitty comic about hitting your toe on a fucking table
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