Same. My Great Grandpa Literally Committed At Least 3 War Crimes To Get The Nazi’s Out Of Denmark.

This can be perfectly explained by the hc that he was also a contortionist on top of being a trapeze artist when he was in the circus.

Dick probably just considers this to be a maybe slightly exaggerated version of a jumping splits.

im rereading tom king’s mister miracle and there’s this action group shot

then i notice

what’re u doin bud

For the origins of this joke and also to see a very good video that I highly recommend, please visit this link: https://youtu.be/rvUzuK0ygI4?si=VGbBFyO49rie930x

*everyone existing peacefully*

Meanwhile in Gryffindor tower:

Regulus: I HATE YOU

Lily: OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Remus: Sirius, give Regulus your 200$, you landed on his property.

Sirius: NO! HE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL

Regulus: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAY

Peter: James, why is Regulus screaming?

James: Shut the fuck up Peter, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad.

Sirius: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Regulus: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

All: AAAAAAAAAHHH

An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.

Examples of these gifts include:

A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)

One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.

(Feel free to add more if you want to)

3-c---co

I’m baffled at how coherent some of your usernames are

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

This is absolutely fantastically and chaotically beautiful.

so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style

Jason definitely watches baking/cooking shows as well as Say Yes To The Dress and Lyxfällan/Luksusfælden/Luksusfellen. He throws a popcorn and yells at the tv when they use the wrong ingredients, pick an ugly ill fitting expensive dress or make financial decisions so bad it physically hurts.

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

I think I’ve heard of one single fic where Effie and Fleamont were somehow worse than Walburga and Orion??? It wasn’t even like a reverse kinda situation where Walburga and Orion were good instead of Effie and Fleamont?????? I hope it was a wattpad fic

I love how in the marauders fandom we argue about absolutely everything except Euphemia and Fleamont Potter being great parents. We all have different opinions and headcanons but I have never once heard a bad word about those two. 

Oh and before you say we all agree on Walburga being terrible, I once read a oneshot where she was weirdly nice. It was one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read. 

That wasn’t even the first time, it wasn’t even the 150th time Dick called him dad, but Battinson still cries every time it happens because he’s just like that.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Clark Kent: you can’t just let this 8 year go out in the night and fight crime

Battinson on the verge of tears: that’s what I told him but he won’t listen to me

Robin! Dick gleefully: I am going to be just like my dad!

Battinson sobbing: Dad

25!… This problem is worse than I expected it to be.

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?