Kevlarsjäl By Kent Is Extremely ‘Bruce Thinking About Jason After His Death’ Coded But It’s Also

I think I’ve heard of one single fic where Effie and Fleamont were somehow worse than Walburga and Orion??? It wasn’t even like a reverse kinda situation where Walburga and Orion were good instead of Effie and Fleamont?????? I hope it was a wattpad fic

I love how in the marauders fandom we argue about absolutely everything except Euphemia and Fleamont Potter being great parents. We all have different opinions and headcanons but I have never once heard a bad word about those two. 

Oh and before you say we all agree on Walburga being terrible, I once read a oneshot where she was weirdly nice. It was one of the most unsettling things I’ve ever read. 

If Stucky during CA:TWS was a song it would be Järnspöken by kent.

And here’s a comprehensive list of why I think so:

1. Järnspöken literally translates to The Iron Ghost(s) which works because Bucky has a metal arm and Steve thinks he’s dead (Bucky is the iron ghost).

2. The whole song has a theme of coming back to the place you used to call home, only to find that it’s changed while you were gone.

3. Some of the lyrics literally translate to:

“I don’t remember why, but maybe that’s the reason why I remember it so clearly.

Your big eyes, your brown hands, your sharp knees.”

4. Some other lyrics translate to:

“Someone’s laying in the grass with frosted over clothes, so still and white.

And the blue lights are blinking, imagine what you could do with a small knife.

And I don’t know why but I always return to this place.

It must’ve been something we did, something we said here that changed my life.”

5. The last two lyrics translate to:

Was it you I saw, like a shadow from my dreams?

Was it you I saw, you I swore to never forget?

Was it you I saw, like a ghost out of dead dreams?

Was it you I saw, did I finally manage to forget?”

The House of Black family Bloggers AU

Three is one of my favorite numbers so your age being ten of them is pretty damn amazing, on top of that being in your thirties means that half of your life will have gone by since the time when you had to fight tooth and nail to stay alive as a teenager.

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

sirius + regulus black, glaring at each other from across the table:

sirius: never have i ever hidden under the invisibly cloak when i heard footsteps coming up the stairs, leaving my partner with his dick out

regulus: *smirks, and takes a sip of vodka* never have i fucked on peter’s bed

sirius: *takes a large sip of vodka* never have i ever been caught fucking by mcgonagall

regulus: *inhales the vodka* never have i ever used the marauders map to scout out a new place to fuck

sirius: *takes two gulps of vodka* never have i ever skipped quidditch practice to fuck

regulus: *drinks half the bottle* never have i ever used my wand to-

peter: *grabs the bottle* that’s enough from you two

peter: also, my bed?? really?

remus + james: *dying*

james, remus, peter, regulus + sirius playing never have i ever:

peter: *grins* never have i ever kissed both black brothers

james: *bangs his head on the table*

james: *takes his shot*

sirius: WHAT

remus: *giggling* never have i ever, kissed three people in this room

james: *scrubbing his hands down his face*

james: *fully sends his shot*

sirius: W H A T

regulus: *already pouring james another shot* never have i ever been someone’s first kiss in this room

james and remus: *side eye each other*

james and remus: *both take a shot*

sirius: WHAT THE FUCK

For the origins of this joke and also to see a very good video that I highly recommend, please visit this link: https://youtu.be/rvUzuK0ygI4?si=VGbBFyO49rie930x

*everyone existing peacefully*

Meanwhile in Gryffindor tower:

Regulus: I HATE YOU

Lily: OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY

Remus: Sirius, give Regulus your 200$, you landed on his property.

Sirius: NO! HE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL

Regulus: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAY

Peter: James, why is Regulus screaming?

James: Shut the fuck up Peter, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad.

Sirius: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Regulus: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

All: AAAAAAAAAHHH

I personally think that it’s a combination of 2 and 3 because baymax would definitely shoplift like that and I’m pretty sure that the employees were like: “I’m gonna pretend that I don’t see that because free and effective healthcare is more important than the multi million dollar grocery store losing a bit of money”

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

Jason: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a damn about anybody.

Damian: If you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.

Tim, very tired: …How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?