The Duality Of “I Should Get Up And Move Around, It’ll Help With My Pain” Vs. “I Can’t Move

Her name is captain Amelia Bradshaw and I will either write an entire novella about her or forget she exists entirely.

This one is from months ago but the lighting took 500 calendar years so I will post it 500 times if I want to and you’re not allowed to say anything about it

Inspired by me finally confronting my insecurities about talking to new people online. Did this not because I was lonely or because I wanted to grow as a person, but because I was randy as all hell.

Horniness can be a powerful motivator. If you can harness it for good, I encourage you to do so.

Horniness is such a powerful motivator fr

They’ve dipped into the devil’s lettuce

I’ve been exercising to help my fatigue, unfortunately I keep pushing myself too hard and worsening my joint pain…. which then makes my fatigue worse.

BUT it’s okay because if I need more energy, I can just exercise! Again! And if I injure myself again and my fatigue gets even worse, it’s okay, because if I need help with my fatigue, I can just EXERCISE!!! And then if my joints get worse because of that and I get more fatigue, it’s okay, because I can just EXERCISE MORE, AND—

I am constantly fighting the urge to be horny on main and I just want you all to know how much restraint I exhibit on a daily basis

don't tempt me with a good time i could make it wordier

Do it coward

Well that and like. The ability to eat consistent healthy meals. Or jump rope. Or make chili.

I would be so powerful if I could come up with puns. It’s the one skill I currently lack.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh would like just a quick break please, just really quick, just like a five minute sabbatical

Apparently doctors are allowed to just

“Hey I’d like to become a patient here”

“Cool we’re excepting new patients gimme your records”

“Okay here”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmm….. actually we don’t like you go away”

“Wait what? But you said you were accepting new—“

“Mmmmm yeah we’re accepting new patients, just not you :)”

“But you’re covered by my insurance, and you said—“

“Bye bye :) shoo :) no doctor for you :)”

Eugene is in distress