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Reblog to have deep homoerotic sex fantasies with ur mutuals

Need a kickstarter to put every single silver Fox in a clerical collar

Thats what the church donation plate is for 🙏

Fun fact! Every pet Catholic Priest either currently owned or available on the market is wild caught. Luckily it's a species that thrives in captivity <3

So far every priest breeding program has yet to successfully produce a litter, but bless their hearts they keep trying.

The basics of care for Catholic Priests

(this probably won't read as horny to anyone who isn't into a very specific kind of casual degradation and objectification ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Most people are familiar with Priests as collectively church-owned working class pets, but they can make wonderful single-owner pets as well! Here you'll find some of the basics of caring for these unique creatures.

Appearance

Priests are usually known for having black coats, with high contrast white markings around their necks known as a "collar." A few different morphs do exist however! Mostly these consist of small markings in either gold, red, or a liturgical color, but one morph includes a bright red coat known as a "cardinal."

Curiously, both young and very old priests tend towards white coats. The priest pups are referred to as "seminarians," and they grow in dark coloration as they get older. Very old priests slowly get lighter with age, eventually ending up with white coats. Priests from tropical environments may also have white coats at any age!

A healthy priest's markings, especially the collar, should be in high contrast with a deep, saturated black coat. Dull, or desaturated colors can be a sign of chronic stress or illness. No need to panic however, sometimes it is as simple a fix as a vitamin supplement at meal times. You should consult a vet to find out.

Diet

Communion wafers of course! But mostly as treats, priests love them but they have surprisingly little nutritional value. All forms of bread or crackers are acceptable (though your milage may vary with a picky eater) and any kind of grapes. Many enjoy other fruits as well. Priests are capable of eating meat, especially fish for lent, but often prefer it only for special occasions. They often will refuse large meals entirely during lent, which can be concerning for beginner owners, but this is normal behavior. Try breaking it up into snacks throughout the day if you're concerned about your priest not eating enough. Often times pets will lose track of how many snacks they've had and eat regularly.

Priests need access to fresh holy water. Contrary to popular belief, it is easily made at home, although some picky pets may prefer the kind found in churches. Priests are capable of injesting weak alcohol like wine with no problems, anything higher than around 20% may cause some illnesses over time. Wine is actually an important enrichment treat for them, in the same vein as wafers, it allows them to follow their natural behaviors.

Housing

Anything that mimics it's natural habitat works, luckily churches come in a variety of ways! Priests are safe to allow full range of you home but having a dedicated room or partitioned space specifically designed for them is very rewarding for both you and your pet. Stone and wood facades are preferred, as are stained glass coverings over windows. Have an altar space available for your pet, and allow them to maintain it themselves. Priests naturally like to maintain an altar and their church space. Provide clean cloth in both white and the appropriate liturgical color. Real altar sets can be expensive, but any kind of durable cups and plates will work. Your pet may prefer different materials, but typically wood, pewter, or brass is used. Observe the decorations in churches and add as much as you'd like! It is not recommended to use real candles without supervision, you may provide them while someone is home and switch to battery powered lights while away.

Behavior

Priests are surprisingly intelligent, being a working breed means that they take well to structure and training. Priests have a wide range in personalities, but tend to be reserved, neat, and polite, especially around strangers. They tend to be early risers, but some can be persuaded to sleep in and begin their rituals later in the day. Priests love a structured routine, and will often become upset by interruptions that don't allow for them to perform their usual rituals. Typically they will play act at least one “mass” a day, and love to see their owners participate. They will also frequently “pray”, making repeated vocalizations and playing with beads (be sure to provide some!)

They may also exhibit a few behaviors that might greatly concern new owners. “Guilty” behaviors are normal and common for priests, and may include increased “prayer” both in frequency or intensity, skipping large meals, or putting themselves in uncomfortable situations. Some priests may also self-flagellate, but this too is normal as long as it does not cause lasting harm. Excessive “guilty” behavior may indicate a stressful environment, so look out for potential causes like broken altar pieces, missing communion wafers, or even engaging in too much “sin”. Your pet will have a strong sense of morality, and will certainly let you know about it! Priests often have strict internal rules, but they will frequently accept new ones from their owner with training. You may have to correct your pet's internal rules if they have deemed something you normally do as “sinful”. Luckily they respond well to firm training and positive reinforcement.

These little guys are extremely unique pets, and make a great addition to the home for owners willing to put in the time for them! Please do further research and consider if owning a Catholic Priest is right for you.

I think the whole thing for me with the priest husbandry thing is that it'd be extremely cathartic to walk up to a priest and talk to him like he's no smarter than a dog.

"Aww, look at you and your pretty collar! How cute! I bet the church trained you up so well, speak boy! Say 'peace be with you'. Awww, good boy!!"

And yeah i also wanna be the priest in this scenario

it……it’s puttyorel….yolk do you see this shit- @yolkchild….i have something for you Yolkchild….*a long shriveled up limb cracks out of my spooky robe and drops this post near you*

Tying a priest down to his own office chair and mouthing at his cock through his slacks until he starts whining and begging to cum.

Then pulling away and looking at him wide-eyed, faux innocent, "But wouldn't that be a sin, Father?"

"One who lays violent hands on a priest is excommunicated."

what if he's begging for it. what if he's asking for it. what if he's down on his knees in front of me looking up at me with big doe eyes begging me to smack him. what then.

having some Thoughts about these two articles.

HELL YEAH LETS GO!!!

PET PRIEST HUSBANDRY REAL?? [NOT CLICKBAIT???][GONE SEXUAL?]

Thinking about a priest who absolutely freaks out over the most vanilla sexual thoughts he's having because the kinky stuff hasn't even occurred to him yet.

"No, I can't possibly tell you, it's- it's- just too awful.... I want someone to... put their mouth on me... between my legs. Wait, what? What do you mean where? Theres another option?? I- OH GOOD LORD--"

Friends in every universe

Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

IM INTO FAT BITCHES-/ref

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

What is this, a crossover episode?

SISIISSSSSAAAAAAAA- ITS. YES. NEEDDDDDESD THIS SO BAD OMG…*PATHETIC* CATHOLIC PUTTY!!!!

Losing my mind over the idea of a gorgeous priest, fully clothed, desperately humping a pillow to climax because technically he's not touching himself so it's fine, right? Right?

YSSSTSHDUCXUIF GLORIOUS.

A dumb, helpless priest with no sexual experience finally getting some. He’s so hard and sensitive he can barely handle it, barely hold his cum. It doesn’t take more than pulling his cock out of his underwear for him to cum all over the place, whining and making a mess.

if my body is a temple then why isn’t there a priest inside it

Ohhhh god I cannot stop blushing thinking about this and I usually don’t post stuff like this but >\\\\\<

Convincing a priest that it isn’t sex unless he cums, and since I have a pretty cunt it’s completely okay that I’m a man!!!

so he gets to use my boycunt, him whimpering and trembling above me as he fucks my brains out on a pew. Him panting and crying because I’m so tight and warm and he’ll never forgive himself for giving into my seduction. I keep reminding him that if he doesn’t cum, it’s okay, and if he does, then, well, it’d be his fault.

I cum all over his cock as I stroke my t-dick, clenching around him even more before he forces himself to pull out so he won’t cum.

Seeing him every single night after that, edging him over and over and over…

DO YOU- NGHHGHGGGDF- PUTTY. PITTY. NIDISXUXUUDDUDU- HES NOT CATHOLIC BUT HE MIGHT AS WELL BE-

A priest jerking themself off feverishly while suckling and mouthing their crucifix. Clutching the rosary around their neck and begging for God to save them, which soon turns into begging for God to let them cum…

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I have school tomorrow but I wanted tpxic doomed yaoi

Yau

reblog to have a dream about your f/o tonight!

it'll be whatever kind of dream you want! cute, violent, toxic, fluffy, et cetera!

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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dadson but the dad keeps repeating "i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry" , tears rolling down his eyes while gripping his son's thighs harder ... bonus points if the son asks him if he REALLY is sorry.

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