Fuck Man, You Are So Hot. You Already Have Me All Worked Up And I Haven't Even Taken Off Your Boxers

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

"what's your plan for the future ?"

"what's your five year plan ?"

bro i just want to have hot kinky t4t sex that i think about for weeks after

Hush

dry humping for hours with lots of biting and hair pulling that turns into ripping off each other's clothes because just friction isn't enough

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

t4t tumblr sexting.... save me t4t tumblr sexting.......

they should invent dry humping that happens to me

they need to bring back homophobic yaoi

wanna be called puppy in mundane situations, “thank you puppy” when i do you a favor, “pretty puppy” when i show off my outfit, “c’mere puppy” when asking to cuddle