Craving Some Preything Nuzzling Up Against My Bulge...

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

"If only I could have a puppy

I'd call myself so very lucky

Just to have some company

To share a cup of tea with me"

Last night was fun. Coated my puppy's face with my cum. Ziptied my puppy up then rubbed his cock until he whined. Made him stretch his hole out while choking on cock. Then bred him and sent him home dripping.

Good boy

A good puppy always does his stretches 🐶🫶

(he/him)

Thinking about how he rubbed his strap against me until I was crying out and begging for him to be inside me. while he just laughed at my desperation and keept teasing.

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

it's a small win for trans rights. kind of. but in reality, i'm sure they just want to make it so they can recruit as many people as possible and don't really give a shit whether it's a hetero-cis person or lgbtq person who dies for the imperialist death machine. they just need healthy bodies.

i cant stand working in an office i need to stretch like this

imagine being forced to fuck yourself on a knotted toy thats suctioned to a window behind you.

you're tied and cuffed and gagged. The only movement you can manage is to push yourself back on the extra large silicone wolf dick inside of you.

It's early. Not many people are up, but soon, the sidewalks outside your window will be bustling, and they'll have the perfect view of your cunt, stretching obscenely around the knot as you fuck yourself.

don't worry though, your captor (and new owner) says they'll let you go if you put on a good enough show. maybe if you stick out your tongue and cum your little puppy brains out while you fuck your cunt open, they'll let you go before anyone realizes what a slutty pussy you're hiding between your legs

start testosterone now. the world needs more hot tboys more than ever before now