This Is Kinda Late But Here You Go

Local dumbass just started Season 5: "The birthday scene wrecked me."

As a would-be avatar of the Vast I feel this in a spiritual way.

ever think about how vast avatars are just like. really short. just so fucking small in every way. imagine walking into a fairchild family gathering and absolutely everyone’s 5′0 or under. these seriously tinyass people just love flying through the air because they like to feel tall. like weenie dogs on the kitchen counter of the universe. they take the “how’s the weather up there” joke and just make it into a threat. they look at somebody who clears 6′ ft and feel the need to fling them into an unforgiving void because tall people don’t have the chops to get out of it. do you want to know what the weather is like up here. fuck with me and find out.

Here it is!! My Tma season 5 Curses animatic that i’ve had in my head for 4 months!!!!!! (Major spoiler warnings for episodes 161 to 189). I’m rlly proud of how this turned out and also that I managed to finish it before the last ep airs so it’s like my one big love letter to season 5. In any case! Please enjoy!!!

How dare you make me feel feelings. How dare you make my heart happy and sad and thrive for these characters to then say:

"No, Martin is not going to be okay."

Then, I try telling myself that maybe everyone are gonna suffer in a light amout, y'know... a "spreading the hurt equally" situation.

But then.

Then you add:

"Especially Martin."

Jonny Sims...you really want me to have a breakdown, don't you?

scout’s VA brings us that A+ phrasing as always

So um,,,I hate him so much.

But I just checked and I discovered that I'm not the only one who ears the opening melody of "Do I Wanna Know?" as a nervous response to this particular panel.

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SEASON 2 SPOILERS, MY DUDES

"Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free."

The Magnus Archives, 79, "Hide and Seek"

Okay, I hate you, "Not-them"

I don't like you and whatever the fuck you represent.

I hope you will get rebound in whatever the fuck you mean with "webs".

I hope Michael helps and... Idk, slices you to pieces with his big, sharp hands (very unlikely, seeing what's happening, but a girl can dream).

I hope that Elias gets his head out of his office and stops being a "waste of a suit" (good one, Tim).

But FUCK, I love how you're calling out Jonatham there.

I'm at episode 118, Tim I asked you not to die, IF I GO TO THE NEXT EPISODE AND DON'T HEAR YOUR VOICE I'LL BE CRYING FOR A WEEK.

So, some thoughts about episode 117:

"I don’t quite get those two. I suppose what they’ve done, seeing what they’ve seen… it’s a hell of a bond." I thought that with the Eye's power you would be better at seeing things like this one

But then again, you haven't seen how much Martin's been trying to get closer to you, so I should've expected that.

THEY'RE GAY, ARCHIVIST-

God, Basira, I just want to hug the shit out of you.

"How the hell did I end up having to save the world?" Dear I don't have the slightest clue, other than Elias Bouchard being a dick and involving you and your girlfriend into this mess.

Melanie being awkward is adorable, but then she monologues about her violent tendency and thoughts against Elias...

I am worried.

Like, Miss King, please, PLEASE. I know Elias Bouchard is, as you said, and asshole, but please don't.

I know that at least two entities feed on violence and FUCK I DON'T WANNA LOSE ANYONE TO THEM-

"Good luck, John. I do hope you win." Good Melanie! :)

"...But I also hope it hurts." Bad Melanie! :(

I love every single Martin interaction.

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Baby! Dear! Don't worry! It's normal to feel scared!

 "I need them to be safe, I need him to be okay. So-sorry, umm." Don't say sorry, dearie, you just made my day, don't say sorry-

Oh, okay Daisy, good talk. :)

Getting ready to kick some plastic ass!

God, seeing Tim this fiery and passionate is SO GOOD, but, as I said for Melanie, PLEASE DON'T DO DUMB SHIT.

"I’m gonna hurt them, though. I’m gonna hurt the thing that stole my brother and wrecked my life." UHHHH, TIM?! PLEASE DON'T DIE-

"I’m the distraction. If it looks like any of the circus folk, mannequins, whatever, are gonna see the others, I’m to make the biggest mess I can, draw them away, keep them busy." TIM, LOVE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE TODAY, ARE YOU?!

"I don’t expect I’m going to be coming back from this. I don’t know if I want to."

TIM NOOOOOOO-

the compendium, days nine through twelve