Jon was raised by his grandmother, and seems like he was always a bit of an old soul. Probably talked a lot like a old fashioned gentleman.
It seems that people were annoyed by his questions, but Jon also really enjoys hearing answers! He wants to learn from people, hear their stories. He will sit and listen to what you want to say.
This is a very particular type of child, and Jon probably got on far better with older adults than his peers. What I’m saying is that the grandmothers in Bournemouth loved him.
Jon was probably just so cute! A tiny little gentleman that wants to talk to you for hours and listens carefully to your stories. Jon probably learned skills from them too. Just imagine tiny Jon squinting down at fabric, carefully stitching, then proudly holding it up for inspection.
Once every few months a flock of little old ladies on a trip to London come into the Magnus Institute and herd Jon away for lunch.
Tim makes a joking comment about Jon and there’s just a flurry of “how could you say that about such a nice young man!” And Jon’s just smirking behind them.
On the way out the others hear them asking about interpersonal Institute drama and Jon is like “oh your not going to believe this...” Because people know that Jon doesn’t care about gossip and will say anything around him. Actually, Jon loves knowing things but he’s using his reputation to get the juiciest stuff to share. And you know the ladies have shocking and amazing gossip as well.
mercs with STACKED titties, built like brick shithouses:
medic
heavy
soldier
mercs that are beefy:
demo
engie
pyro
obviously a little built bc mercenary but kinda twigs:
scout
sniper
literal twig, chest is concave, flies out the window like a napkin when you leave the car window down
spy
the magnus archives au where everything is the same except instead of “the eye watches, and the stranger conceals, but me... i lie, archivist”, michael says “grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, i hurt people” like the scout in tf2
there’s something therapeutic about imagining a broadway-style curtain call at the end of magnus. tim and sasha appear from each side of the stage to wave at the audience, sasha holding not!sasha’s hand. elias and peter bow deeply in unison. michael and helen poke each other playfully with their long fingers and pop in and out of different doors before disappearing. gerry comes onstage in a flurry of papers and brings eric and mary with him. annabelle is lowered onto the stage from a hanging platform like a diva to thunderous applause. simon and mike crew hoot and wave at the audience from a high platform and pop away simultaneously when the spotlight turns off. nikola and jane swing each other in a wild dance that makes the stage shake. gertrude appears alone and does an elegant curtsey. daisy+basira and melanie+georgie appear together, arms linked, and all four do a bow together. finally, after everything has quieted down, jon and martin appear from either side, and as the curtain falls, they join hands.
So, I just begun listening to the Magnus Archives Podcast; and even if I could stay here hours to talk about how much I love it already, I'm here to be my dumbass self:
I'm here to talk about the episode 16: "Arachnophobia"
The first thing you gotta know about why I feel like this about this episode, is that I'm in no way shape or form arachnophobic; I love spooders with all my heart and to me, they're only the arachnid equivalent of the danger noodles (which I also love, but I'm not here to talk about this).
Second thing is that when I'm scared, I try to empathize with the villain and not the protagonist of the horror I'm watching, or in this case, listening to.
In this Episode, Carlos Vittery explains how he moved to this flat to find the thing he had been fleeing from: spiders.
But tell me, just tell me, that I wasn't the only one to think how good must've felt the spider the second Carlos saw him on the TV screen.
I just imagine Carlos trying to grasp at his sanity while this little shit just makes fortnite dances on his tv screen, while giving him a metaphorical middle finger.
Annabelle's WHAT?
listening to season 2 again and remembering that annabelle cane is canonically about 6’9 like what those webs do 👀👀👀
“Up on melancholy hill Sits a manatee Just looking out for the day”
On Melancholy Hill (acoustic) // Gorillaz
Gertrude: James is dead Elias Bouchard is the new head of the Magnus Institute
Eric Delano, who’s caught Elias hotboxing in Artifact Storage on more than one occasion:
[(laughing nervously) What the fuck?]
I am not here to comment on the extremely cool new statement.
I am not here to tell how much I hate when y'all theorists are right (yes, I'm talking about "A Guest for Mr. Spider)
I am here to EXPRESS MY JOY IN FRONT OF THE NEW "I lost my boyfriend/girlfriend" FRIENDSHIP THAT'S BLOOMING BETWEEN JOHNATHAN AND BASIRA.
anyways I thought it was fitting
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