Latest Posts by actuallymealex - Page 2
*Kisses myself in the mirror*
Ahh, poggers
Cave man inventing fire: Yoo this shit lit af!
Til, every day i wake up and love my friends
My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it
Like:
✨The dedication ✨
Cartoons today should have more baloon sounds. Humanity peaked with the "bwudaduhbwuduhbwuduhbwu"
Ahh yes, sherlock, my favorite. I loved the crime and things. Loved that elementary guy. Oh and the main guy was nice, I love Bubble butt Thunder snatch
Cats have toe beans cuz if they had regular beans it would be really uncomfortable
Art that speaks to my soul
i only listen to sacred choral music from the 13th century
Ah yes... my favorite human utensils... spoon and hole-holder...
Cambell corn soup
"Look into my mouth" I say, my cold eyes staring into the depths of your soul.
You turn towards me and relucantly watch as i open my gaping jaw.
You don't notice it at first but suddenly you smell the foul oder.
"I havent brushed in two days"
A large grin on my face, my teeth all brown and mushy.
You watch in terror as my teeth slowly slide out of my mouth and into yours.
"Nothing shall go to waste" I whisper
You close your eyes because you dont want to see the scene unfolding in front of you.
Suddenly you feel a soft sensation on your tounge and a sweet taste fills your mouth.
"Corn" you wisper, a single tear rolling down your cheek.
You feel your teeth being pushed out, and replaced by something that can only be described as hard corn cernels.
You are now fully ugly crying. The only sounds are your cries, echoing in the empty starbucks bathroom.
Your eyes, being consumed by crawling corn cernels. All you see is corn, slowly replacing every part of what was once you.
You have lost all your senses, except touch and taste.
You feel as though a metal rind is being placed between you and freedom.
You feel as though you are being picked up...
"Mmm, cambell corn soup. My favorite." You hear, as a giant figure, resembling a grandmother apears in your mind.
You feel their grip upon you...
You are cambell corn soup.
You are corn.
Nothing shall go to waste.
Body: broken
Mind: mush
Soul: corrupted
Wish to live: gone
Hotel: Trivago
I really hope the shortening of succpichus to sus stays long after among us dies.
til all fungi are sexy as hell i wish i had 1000 genders and no braincells
Who tf is philip and why tf he makin' head skrews?
I feel imense respect for plants that grow on train tracks. They live life on the dangerous side. The bad boys of plants.
I often think about how in one of Bo Burnhams stand up show for netflix everyone cheers for a dude sitting on a chair on stage and then Bo just walks in and makes the chair dude leave. Nothing can ever top that in all of stand up. Nothing.
When a the even, because of all the is without the inter yes. It will the isn't already yet so doing.
Confirmed, when a the is time you when a for all deer county.
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And even a too with an gray and the sasquatch for the a time little before the no without a new the grade.
Shabooya.
No.
Write.
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
The same could be said about you, dear Pukicho.
If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid
[Meme] LEGO CITY BEIJING (1989)
It's called Ohio
God I wish there was a wasteland I could banish people to.