Nothing Screams Toxic Yaoi More Than Mpreguing Brainwashing And Then Using Your Old Friend As A Weapon

Td vez q eles apareciam meu cérebro começava a tocar "tropa de elite osso duro de roer... "

Samuel Sterns & Samuel Sterns shitpost

bruce i've got bad news for you buddy

okay. ive explained this game to multiple people and when they ask i havent had a good answer. i probably should just replay the game to see what i missed but until i have time to do that

reblog for sample size etc etc

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

One time in college I told a guy "I am interested in sex" and he responded by recommending me some books on the sociology of sex

okay that’s funny

Bruce would go crazy if they start doing that inside his mind

I love my hulks

I'm fucking dying out here I need more peopleto be insane about the 1800s tf2 characters

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D